Does billy bowman like apples?

[closetohumping 17434]

How does he like dem apples?

[crash_davis 23100]

Didn't he follow pussy to ou? 

[Huckleberry 32848]

Yeah and apparently all the way into the locker room. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Lmao. He got shook out his cleats on this play

 

[Carl Spackler 3479]

Bowman is a really good player, bot he can EAD if he thinks BlowU gave that game away.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

1 minute ago, Carl Spackler said:

Bowman is a really good player, bot he can EAD if he thinks BlowU gave that game away.

Bowman puts pussy on a pedestal

[TrashMaster G 17544]

2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Bowman puts pussy on a pedestal

That's one of his better traits.

[Colonel Sanders 1336]

Billy Bowman thinks the New England Patiots gave away Super Bowl XX to the Bears. 

[closetohumping 17434]

Fuck Billy. And off topic but I pissed myself laughing when I saw Armani Winfield as a second string wide receiver for csu

[Huckleberry 32848]

15 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Bowman is a really good player, bot he can EAD if he thinks BlowU gave that game away.

I'd be willing to say good but really good is stretching it. He overcommits and looks foolish on open field tackles frequently. Which is, you know, a pretty important part of being a safety. 

Edited October 13 by Huckleberry

[Xminus6 790]

4 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Fuck Billy. And off topic but I pissed myself laughing when I saw Armani Winfield as a second string wide receiver for csu

I’m trying to remember if we have a grudge against Brendan Thompson as well. 

[closetohumping 17434]

Just now, Xminus6 said:

I’m trying to remember if we have a grudge against Brendan Thompson as well. N

not sure. Was pissed when he got that first but I think he left because of pt

[lilMAC25 3788]

Fuck Billy Bowman.

 

 

He’s almost as shitty as his HC

[Surly Bevo 24908]

I'll take the guys we have reeled in from Denton Ryan over Bowman....

[ClubWhatever 12120]

He acted like a complete douchebag after the InT.   And then didn't do shit the rest of the game except dive at peoples legs and miss 

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

Sure, fuck Billy Bowman. But more so than that fuck ou.

Edited October 13 by Redneck Mutha

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

[closetohumping 17434]

41 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I got that middle linebackers sister pregnant.  And didn’t call her back

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5388]

Is this the dude who looked like he must remain 500 yards away from children at all times who wore the upside down longhorn chain?

edit: Nope, looks like I was pointing out the wrong child molester on the sooners, easy mistake to make

Edited October 13 by WelfareBuysMyWeed

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

Billy Bowman is a traitor. He's too inept intellectually to realize this fact: he, and the other traitors of his ilk are not welcome in Texas anymore.

 

When he finds someone able to read, he will maybe understand the gravity of his shitty choices. This is one he can't unfuck. Fuck you all the way, stay north of the Red River and NEVER come back. You aren't a Texan. You're a cheater, you're a liar, a thief... YOU are a goddamned sooner. Fuck you.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13089]

Thank you for the gift Mr. Bowman.

[DaggerHorns 3082]

Take the loss pussy!!!!!!!!!

 

 

[runthebone 7967]

Fuck him

[Newy25 7668]

4 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Take the loss pussy!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Who is the safety that ran late onto the field only to completely whiff on tackling Wisner in space in his long TD run? 

[Huckleberry 32848]

Cross-posting because this guy sucks just that much:

Regarding shit talking mid players Billy "Baby Back Bitch" Bowman, Jr. and Danny "Icy Hot" Stutsman:

Here is a list of the most points given up by Oklahoma to Texas in any given four year stretch of TX/OU games (does not include the Big 12 CCG meeting):

1. 2020-2023, 172
2. 2019-2022, 169
3. 2018-2021, 168
4. 2021-2024, 161
5. 2017-2020, 144
6. 2016-2019, 139
7. 2005-2008, 139
8. 2015-2018, 136
9. 2013-2016, 126
10. 1996-1999, 126

What does this mean you may ask? It means that the four worst four year stretches for OU defensively were all achieved by Stutsman and Bowman. THE ONLY FOUR YEAR STRETCHES THEY HAVE BEEN A PART OF ARE WORSE THAN ANY OTHER FOUR YEAR STRETCH IN HISTORY. These two are basically the two things that all shitty Oklahoma Cotton Bowl defensive performances have in common. Maybe they should spend less time talking shit and more time trying not to suck.

[SizzleChest 8283]

11 hours ago, Newy25 said:

Who is the safety that ran late onto the field only to completely whiff on tackling Wisner in space in his long TD run? 

Dude.

[UncleSonny 6570]

A story in four parts:

[TrashMaster G 17544]

Billy Bowman seems like he sucks.

So, perfect for OU.

[LTtxfan 49143]

TAKE THE LOSS BOWMAN !!! 🤘 

[Longboard Horn 40295]

On 10/12/2024 at 9:18 PM, ClubWhatever said:

He acted like a complete douchebag after the InT.   And then didn't do shit the rest of the game except dive at peoples legs and miss 

Like the saying goes, don't write checks you can't cash. Also, if you start shit, don't be mad when your opponent finishes it. 

[Longboard Horn 40295]

 

[Longboard Horn 40295]

5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

TAKE THE LOSS BOWMAN !!! 🤘 

Never gets old. Bowman'd 

[Tex Pete 20330]

Who is Billie Bowman? She sounds soft. 

Edited October 15 by Tex Pete

[markstanco 12571]

9 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Who is Billie Bowman? She sounds soft. 

I know that is in jest, but on the $9.95 board it was a loss when he flipped to OU.  But, he is perfect for OU, and had similar statements as Adrian Peterson saying they went to OU to win championships.  F both of 'em.  

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

22 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Just an awful question, though. Kurt goes after enough click baity buffoonery without someone else asking “other people say” nonsense. 

7 minutes ago, markstanco said:

I know that is in jest, but on the $9.95 board it was a loss when he flipped to OU.  But, he is perfect for OU, and had similar statements as Adrian Peterson saying they went to OU to win championships.  F both of 'em.  

Where would he be playing if he hadn’t flipped?

[markstanco 12571]

3 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Just an awful question, though. Kurt goes after enough click baity buffoonery without someone else asking “other people say” nonsense. 

Where would he be playing if he hadn’t flipped?

Pretty much wherever he wanted.  He was a top 100 guy. 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Just now, markstanco said:

Pretty much wherever he wanted.  He was a top 100 guy. 

Who would be sitting on this Texas defense so that he’d be on the field?

[markstanco 12571]

18 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Who would be sitting on this Texas defense so that he’d be on the field?

He has 11 INTs for his career, he is a good player. Just a loudmouth. 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Just now, markstanco said:

He has 11 INTs for his career, he is a good player. Just a loudmouth. 

OK. Who does he replace at Texas?

[Carl Spackler 3479]

18 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

A story in four parts:

Wisner

[markstanco 12571]

15 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

OK. Who does he replace at Texas?

No idea.  Maybe his development at Texas would be better or worse, you cant put a finger on it.  But he would get PT. 

[UncleSonny 6570]

32 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Wisner

It’s also fun to track where Wingo starts and ends in that series 

[CurlyDumps 4466]

Still don't understand where the fuck he's coming from. Was he concussed? How on Earth is a 34-3 uncompetitive pussy mashing in any way "gift wrapped?" 

Anyway, I do truly appreciate the word salad. I'll take anything we can use as motivation for next year.  

[SuckitKevin 920]

He can say what he wants about why he switched his commitment but everyone knows it was his girlfriend. He just can’t seem to be honest and take responsibility for his shitty decision making. Fuck him.

[Carl Spackler 3479]

11 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

It’s also fun to track where Wingo starts and ends in that series 

Yeah, Wingo got a piece of a couple OU defenders on that play.  The entire WR corps blocked very well in that game.

[TrashMaster G 17544]

22 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Still don't understand where the fuck he's coming from. Was he concussed? How on Earth is a 34-3 uncompetitive pussy mashing in any way "gift wrapped?" 

He's fantasizing about a scenario where OU makes zero mistakes and Texas still makes all of theirs. The reality is that, in that case, Texas still handily wins, but he's too dumb to realize that.

[Tex Pete 20330]

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

I know that is in jest, but on the $9.95 board it was a loss when he flipped to OU.  But, he is perfect for OU, and had similar statements as Adrian Peterson saying they went to OU to win championships.  F both of 'em.  

And Rhett Bomar. Another babyback bitch.

[Tex Pete 20330]

47 minutes ago, SuckitKevin said:

He can say what he wants about why he switched his commitment but everyone knows it was his girlfriend.

Pussy: it's undefeated.

Except for Saturday. Billie Bowman wasn't just defeated, he was abused.

[General Specific 3253]

Who is Billie Bowman? She sounds soft. 

[markstanco 12571]

6 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

And Rhett Bomar. Another babyback bitch.

CSB:  The Bomar family lived 4 houses down from me growing up. Rhett is about 10ish years younger than me, so didnt know him but I knew his dad, he was the head coach for my HS. His dad was an asshole so the apple fell close to the tree.