Game Thread Texas vs iowa state - 11am on ABC

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

Yes, we need more dropped balls. We haven't had enough. But we could use another hydration expert 

[ztejas 44290]

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

I think RG3 got to live a childhood dream by firing the cannon and Texas can probably do very little wrong in his eyes today… Just makes him realize how much could have been as he gets to do things he dreamed about as a kid..

He would have been such a great safety here. 

[Redneck Mutha 8230]

3 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Big Bertha II

 

So why is the new one bigger than the old one?  

[Bevoette 1508]

Time to step on the fucking gas....NO BRAKES 

[Red Five 41791]

Wait why did we retire Big Bertha?

[SmokeyTheBear 5569]

Big Bertha 2 is thiiiiccccc

[ztejas 44290]

"leave it to Bevo"

Holy shit that's actually great.

[THUJONE 4550]

Drive the field and score, you pussies.

[TXRed 3585]

These fucking big 12 refs. 

[AUS-97HORN 12058]

every single time we have a big return. there seems to be a flag

[Dahobbs 18418]

Fucking bullshit. 

[MillerEP 30907]

Fuck these refs

[Surly Bevo 25783]

Good play for Texas....well we gotta flag that

[Bodowned 893]

Keilan Robinson is so fucking fast; I really wish we found a way to get him the ball on offense 7+ times a game.

[Pam Cummings 9887]

Refs are such dumb fucks.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

Bony motherfucker. 

 

Oops holding 

Edited October 15, 2022 by Spider2YBanana

[Laxtonto 13328]

Just now, Red Five said:

Wait why did we retire Big Bertha?

She just couldn’t handle the girth any more. Few are like @South Austin ‘s mom and do it forever. At some point the old girl had to retire….

[ztejas 44290]

Fucking bullshit holding call. 

[Zepol87 9352]

Son of a bitch

[AUS-97HORN 12058]

and unfortunately.... thats WHY we just need to take the ball at the 25.

 

we are now starting at the fucking 12 

[Horn80 6361]

Idiot #36

[Redneck Mutha 8230]

fuck that

[Deej 77895]

23 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Imagine last year if he were healthy. Shiiiiiiiit

We go 6-6, maybe 7-5?

[Pig Bellmont 8888]

Have I mentioned how much I hate the refs?

[BurntOrange&White 42017]

Stupid ass taffe

[Steelers Roll Left 1299]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Wait why did we retire Big Bertha?

She was getting old.  Just couldn’t keep the beat any more

[AUS-97HORN 12058]

how is that not tripping??

 

 

 

[THUJONE 4550]

Shit yo Bijan nearly broke that.

[ConferenceRoom 6214]

That was close to a long one.

[Pam Cummings 9887]

Bro #10 tripped Bijan to tackle him. That's a penalty....

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

Just now, Deej said:

We go 6-6, maybe 7-5?

I'd say 8-4 as an optimist

[THUJONE 4550]

Let's drive it up their asses.

[Dnaguy 12724]

Big12 refs are the worst. Really?! Nope.

[Redneck Mutha 8230]

Bijan getting pissed.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

Bijan tripped up by his own 12" sledgehammer cock

[MillerEP 30907]

Looks like we made a couple adjustments

[ztejas 44290]

Might be time to hit Bed Bath and Beyond Cyclone fans. 

[THUJONE 4550]

How did our o-line all of a sudden get good?

[Redneck Mutha 8230]

Fuck these fuckers.

[Gut Wagon 8219]

2 minutes ago, TXRed said:

Hope the heat starts getting to ISU. The weather has been very mild in Ames the past couple weeks. 

We've already heard from the booth that 85° is insufferable, so ISU's fortunate today's 91° high  (AKA, "surface of the sun") won't arrive until postgame. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

These guys really need smaller dicks to stop tripping over 

[Steelers Roll Left 1299]

Our adjustment is good O-line play

[AUS-97HORN 12058]

Bijan keeps getting tripped up 1 spot away from a breakaway run 

[TXRed 3585]

Fuck! Bijan is sooo close to breaking off a long run. 

[THUJONE 4550]

Bijan is chunking yards now.

[Redneck Mutha 8230]

So close.  Again.

[Neonmoon 38130]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

Bijan keeps getting tripped up 1 spot away from a breakaway run 

Seriously wtf

[Surly Bevo 25783]

Keep handing him the ball until he breaks that last tackle

[elfenix 34787]

21 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

22 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Just get hiiiiiigh my brother.

Ricky Williams has joined the thread

[Bigbend1812 13063]

Nice run