Game Thread Texas vs iowa state - 11am on ABC

[Funk Doctor Spock 11924]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

Yes, we need more dropped balls. We haven't had enough. But we could use another hydration expert 

[ztejas 43266]

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

I think RG3 got to live a childhood dream by firing the cannon and Texas can probably do very little wrong in his eyes today… Just makes him realize how much could have been as he gets to do things he dreamed about as a kid..

He would have been such a great safety here. 

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

3 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Big Bertha II

 

So why is the new one bigger than the old one?  

[Bevoette 1255]

Time to step on the fucking gas....NO BRAKES 

[Red Five 40666]

Wait why did we retire Big Bertha?

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

Big Bertha 2 is thiiiiccccc

[ztejas 43266]

"leave it to Bevo"

Holy shit that's actually great.

[THUJONE 4550]

Drive the field and score, you pussies.

[TXRed 3187]

These fucking big 12 refs. 

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

every single time we have a big return. there seems to be a flag

[Dahobbs 17449]

Fucking bullshit. 

[MillerEP 30339]

Fuck these refs

[Surly Bevo 24697]

Good play for Texas....well we gotta flag that

[Bodowned 671]

Keilan Robinson is so fucking fast; I really wish we found a way to get him the ball on offense 7+ times a game.

[Pam Cummings 9584]

Refs are such dumb fucks.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11924]

Bony motherfucker. 

 

Oops holding 

Edited October 15, 2022 by Spider2YBanana

[Laxtonto 11934]

Just now, Red Five said:

Wait why did we retire Big Bertha?

She just couldn’t handle the girth any more. Few are like @South Austin ‘s mom and do it forever. At some point the old girl had to retire….

[ztejas 43266]

Fucking bullshit holding call. 

[Zepol87 9172]

Son of a bitch

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

and unfortunately.... thats WHY we just need to take the ball at the 25.

 

we are now starting at the fucking 12 

[Horn80 6075]

Idiot #36

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

fuck that

[Deej 76570]

23 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Imagine last year if he were healthy. Shiiiiiiiit

We go 6-6, maybe 7-5?

[Pig Bellmont 8692]

Have I mentioned how much I hate the refs?

[BurntOrange&White 39668]

Stupid ass taffe

[Steelers Roll Left 1142]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Wait why did we retire Big Bertha?

She was getting old.  Just couldn’t keep the beat any more

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

how is that not tripping??

 

 

 

[THUJONE 4550]

Shit yo Bijan nearly broke that.

[ConferenceRoom 6130]

That was close to a long one.

[Pam Cummings 9584]

Bro #10 tripped Bijan to tackle him. That's a penalty....

[Funk Doctor Spock 11924]

Just now, Deej said:

We go 6-6, maybe 7-5?

I'd say 8-4 as an optimist

[THUJONE 4550]

Let's drive it up their asses.

[Dnaguy 11777]

Big12 refs are the worst. Really?! Nope.

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

Bijan getting pissed.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11924]

Bijan tripped up by his own 12" sledgehammer cock

[MillerEP 30339]

Looks like we made a couple adjustments

[ztejas 43266]

Might be time to hit Bed Bath and Beyond Cyclone fans. 

[THUJONE 4550]

How did our o-line all of a sudden get good?

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

Fuck these fuckers.

[Gut Wagon 8053]

2 minutes ago, TXRed said:

Hope the heat starts getting to ISU. The weather has been very mild in Ames the past couple weeks. 

We've already heard from the booth that 85° is insufferable, so ISU's fortunate today's 91° high  (AKA, "surface of the sun") won't arrive until postgame. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11924]

These guys really need smaller dicks to stop tripping over 

[Steelers Roll Left 1142]

Our adjustment is good O-line play

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

Bijan keeps getting tripped up 1 spot away from a breakaway run 

[TXRed 3187]

Fuck! Bijan is sooo close to breaking off a long run. 

[THUJONE 4550]

Bijan is chunking yards now.

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

So close.  Again.

[Neonmoon 38127]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

Bijan keeps getting tripped up 1 spot away from a breakaway run 

Seriously wtf

[Surly Bevo 24697]

Keep handing him the ball until he breaks that last tackle

[elfenix 34180]

21 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

22 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Just get hiiiiiigh my brother.

Ricky Williams has joined the thread

[Bigbend1812 12892]

Nice run