Matt Campbell is a little bitch-made pussy

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3004]

7 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

He's a clown. I always remember the extended tantrum (timestamped below) that he threw in the Big 12 title game against OU after a call from the refs that he thought should have resulted in a penalty and a first down.

After not getting the flag, they converted the 4th down anyway and he's yelling and pointing at the official for so long that even the commentators were saying he's way over the top and should have been flagged. Of course I was pulling for ISU in the game, but those antics from the HC were ridiculous.

 

[Hard Times 302]

7 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

He's a clown. I always remember the extended tantrum (timestamped below) that he threw in the Big 12 title game against OU after a call from the refs that he thought should have resulted in a penalty and a first down.

After not getting the flag, they converted the 4th down anyway and he's yelling and pointing at the official for so long that even the commentators were saying he's way over the top and should have been flagged. Of course I was pulling for ISU in the game, but those antics from the HC were ridiculous.

 

What a fucking pussy.

[Beau Vine 54246]

On 9/17/2023 at 9:52 AM, Huckleberry said:

Also, reading through the rest of the thread and some online comments about the missed field goal, the biggest issue seems to be that people don't understand that the entire ball must pass between the uprights if kicked over them. Essentially you can think of a plane that's between the uprights and above the crossbar extending infinitely high. The entire ball must pass through that plane for a successful field goal. If you kick it below the top of the uprights sometimes it bounces off of them through that plane. If you kick it above the uprights there's no chance of that, part of the ball simply passes outside of that plane so it's no good.

If I were Omniscient Commissioner of All Football, one of my rule changes would be adding a crossbar at the top of the goal posts, so it makes a box, and a FG has to go through the box to be good.  Kick the ball over the goal posts, it's no good.

[Deej 76818]

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

If I were Omniscient Commissioner of All Football, one of my rule changes would be adding a crossbar at the top of the goal posts, so it makes a box, and a FG has to go through the box to be good.  Kick the ball over the goal posts, it's no good.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

If I were Omniscient Commissioner of All Football, one of my rule changes would be adding a crossbar at the top of the goal posts, so it makes a box, and a FG has to go through the box to be good.  Kick the ball over the goal posts, it's no good.

I think that’s called soccer. 

[Beau Vine 54246]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

You should hear my music takes!

[Kennythetiger 9389]

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

If I were Omniscient Commissioner of All Football, one of my rule changes would be adding a crossbar at the top of the goal posts, so it makes a box, and a FG has to go through the box to be good.  Kick the ball over the goal posts, it's no good.

What the fuck. 

[Huckleberry 32978]

9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

If I were Omniscient Commissioner of All Football, one of my rule changes would be adding a crossbar at the top of the goal posts, so it makes a box, and a FG has to go through the box to be good.  Kick the ball over the goal posts, it's no good.

I wondered why they didn't do that back in the day when they were trying to make field goals more difficult by narrowing the goalposts. I think it would be awesome and the XFL or USFL or whatever leagues are around right now should figure out a way to do it obviously without permanently changing the posts at shared fields. 

[Deej 76818]

Damn near every kick would get blocked with kickers trying to keep the trajectory low enough to keep the ball below the top bar. 

[ajax 2618]

13 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I think that’s called soccer. 

Or quidditch 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

If I were Omniscient Commissioner of All Football, one of my rule changes would be adding a crossbar at the top of the goal posts, so it makes a box, and a FG has to go through the box to be good.  Kick the ball over the goal posts, it's no good.

Hell, make it like skeeball and give different points depending on which which hole it goes through. 

[smuggs 9353]

Or they could simply mount a laser device that shoots vertically off the top of each goal post. Ball breaks the plane = no good. 

[Deej 76818]

2 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Or they could simply mount a laser device that shoots vertically off the top of each goal post. Ball breaks the plane = no good. 

Matt Campbell and ISU fans would still be little bitches about it. 

[Huckleberry 32978]

30 minutes ago, Deej said:

Damn near every kick would get blocked with kickers trying to keep the trajectory low enough to keep the ball below the top bar. 

Not even close to every kick would get blocked. Would more get blocked? Sure. I don't see why that's inherently a bad thing. 

[Beau Vine 54246]

31 minutes ago, Deej said:

Damn near every kick would get blocked with kickers trying to keep the trajectory low enough to keep the ball below the top bar. 

Disagree.   Kickers would just have to learn to swing a 9-iron occasionally instead of a driver every time. 

Besides, blocked kicks are infinitely more exciting than successful field goals.

[Deej 76818]

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Not even close to every kick would get blocked. Would more get blocked? Sure. I don't see why that's inherently a bad thing. 

Probably not, but it is still one of the dumbest ideas ever suggested to solve a problem that only exists because stupid fans don't understand how the shit works. 

[smuggs 9353]

Y'all really want this guy trying to hit an enclosed box from 30+ yards out? 

 

 

 

 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Disagree.   Kickers would just have to learn to swing a 9-iron occasionally instead of a driver every time. 

Besides, blocked kicks are infinitely more exciting than successful field goals.

Counterpoint :

 

 

 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Or:

 

[Huckleberry 32978]

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Probably not, but it is still one of the dumbest ideas ever suggested to solve a problem that only exists because stupid fans don't understand how the shit works. 

It removes a certain amount of officials' judgment from a scoring play and makes every field goal reviewable (because some ref would figure out a way to still screw it up).

And you're apparently taking the suggestion way too seriously. It would be awesome to see in a secondary league for a while. But if you love field goals more than offensive plays I guess more power to you Mr. Erxleben.

[Deej 76818]

Field goals are such a crapshoot already with there being so few good kickers. Let's make them kick in through a box. 

All fun and games around here until we have the next Nick Rose. 

 

Edited September 20, 2023 by Deej

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Version 3:

 

[Deej 76818]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

But if you love field goals more than offensive plays I guess more power to you Mr. Erxleben.

I love not having to rely on our kicker to hit a game winning 50+ yarder through some carnival game set up. 

[Helobious 9454]

Have any of you ever stood under a goalpost while a field goal is getting kicked? It’s easy as fuck to see if the ball crosses inside the upright or not. 
 

I don’t usually use this word in a derogatory sense but a crossbar at the top of goalposts is maybe the most retarded football idea I’ve ever heard. 

[Park Gothic 5044]

You know you've fucked up when @Helobious is calling you regarded. 

[sith_horn 2406]

53 minutes ago, Deej said:

Probably not, but it is still one of the dumbest ideas ever suggested to solve a problem that only exists because stupid fans don't understand how the shit works. 

I'm perfectly fine with bewildered idiots remaining so.

                                        

[closetojumping 62741]

2 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

You know you've fucked up when @Helobious is calling you regarded. 

You know you've reached rock bottom when you're told you have character flaws by a man who hanged his predecessor in a military coup. Or when Helobious accurately assesses your position as idiotic.

[MIkeHoncho 1912]

The top crossbar idea is truly dumb.  What they do need to make it more fun though is a swing arm shaped like the home team's mascot bouncing back and forth like a metronome between the cross bars so there is an occasional block by the mascot that can be recovered by either team.  Maybe the rock can test this in the XFL. 

[Pam Cummings 9644]

3 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

The top crossbar idea is truly dumb.  What they do need to make it more fun though is a swing arm shaped like the home team's mascot bouncing back and forth like a metronome between the cross bars so there is an occasional block by the mascot that can be recovered by either team.  Maybe the rock can test this in the XFL. 

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

13 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

He's a clown. I always remember the extended tantrum (timestamped below) that he threw in the Big 12 title game against OU after a call from the refs that he thought should have resulted in a penalty and a first down.

After not getting the flag, they converted the 4th down anyway and he's yelling and pointing at the official for so long that even the commentators were saying he's way over the top and should have been flagged. Of course I was pulling for ISU in the game, but those antics from the HC were ridiculous.

 

Actually I’m ok with this.   It’s a tad over the top, but it would be nice for a few more coaches to go ape shit over the Rig 12 officiating.   It would cause the media to cover the issue and maybe they in turn would start asking the questions to the Rig 12 office about  what many of us have seen from gross incompetence to outright corruption.    

[AeroHorn 752]

11 hours ago, MIkeHoncho said:

The top crossbar idea is truly dumb.  What they do need to make it more fun though is a swing arm shaped like the home team's mascot bouncing back and forth like a metronome between the cross bars so there is an occasional block by the mascot that can be recovered by either team.  Maybe the rock can test this in the XFL. 

I love Calvinball.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

On 9/20/2023 at 9:26 AM, smuggs said:

Or they could simply mount a laser device that shoots vertically off the top of each goal post. Ball breaks the plane = no good. 

There could be a row of blocks at the top, and a little paddle at the bottom, and the kicker has to move the paddle back and forth to keep the ball from hitting the ground as it bounces off of and destroys the blocks above. More blocks detroyed, more points.  

 

[Pods 7554]

Some of these suggestions are absurd...we need to stack up a bunch of empty milk crates, instead of a crossbar. If you knock over the crates, the field goal is good.

You get 4 points if you break all the milk bottles. 

[NorthLoop 14214]

10 hours ago, Pods said:

Some of these suggestions are absurd...we need to stack up a bunch of empty milk crates, instead of a crossbar. If you knock over the crates, the field goal is good.

You get 4 points if you break all the milk bottles. 

2 point conversion involves a Mongoose bike and a ramp made out of plywood and cinder blocks. 

[Park Gothic 5044]

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

2 point conversion involves a Mongoose bike and a ramp made out of plywood and cinder blocks. 

[sith_horn 2406]

Sonny Dykes is also a bitch made pussy. His boobs, second chin, jowls and baby face pout all kick in when he's bitching about perfectly legit calls that don't go his way.

[LTtxfan 49229]

Gotta admit, so far Matt has cyclones playing better than expected tonight.  Cyclones have shown real improvement since early this season.  

[MonkeyDoughnut 10270]

Campbell is a tool for his abuse of the defensive substitution to have his guy slow ass waltz on and off the field in slow motion (15+ seconds).

Campbell is also a tool for calling multiple timeouts with 3 mins to go in a game you are losing by 30 points.

[LTtxfan 49229]

 

[LTtxfan 49229]

Wonder if he has interest in Mich State job?

CFTV: Matt Campbell previews Texas in weekly press conference

 

[texastroubadour 1216]

On 9/22/2023 at 11:55 AM, sith_horn said:

Sonny Dykes is also a bitch made pussy. His boobs, second chin, jowls and baby face pout all kick in when he's bitching about perfectly legit calls that don't go his way.

I hate that fucker

[sith_horn 2406]

On 9/22/2023 at 1:39 PM, NorthLoop said:

2 point conversion involves a Mongoose bike and a ramp made out of plywood and cinder blocks. 

[LTtxfan 49229]

Hope a repeat of this happens Saturday after the game 😋

 

[LTtxfan 49229]

smdh listening to this guy... lutz

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B12 media days...

[Dennis Taylor 18830]

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

smdh listening to this guy... lutz

CFTV: Matt Campbell breaks down Iowa State's roster at media day in Las Vegas

 

B12 media days...