Cowboys v Eagles - Game Thread

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

Fuxk you bundle of sticks cock sucker

[Mileslong 4727]

Just because the DE moved you can’t fucking just go over and touch him saying it’s encroachment

[texastroubadour 1210]

Eagles jr high coach is a punk

[Ghost of Shag 2608]

The Cowboys have been the dumbest fucking team in the league for over twenty years. 

Just consistently a bunch of dumb fucks.

[Mo Horn 8832]

Week in and week out the most undisciplined football team in the NFL

[Drew 2405]

The amount of hate I have for Philly is almost nauseating 
Fu k female refs

I saw flat ignore a hold on a WR on WR screen 3 plays ago.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

NFL straight rigged

Bullshit

[Horn80 6118]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

The amount of hate I have for Philly is almost nauseating 

[MIkeHoncho 1910]

bullshit homer call.  And their coach wears skinny pants.  fuck 'em

 

[Patrick Bateman 3911]

1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

Just because the DE moved you can’t fucking just go over and touch him saying it’s encroachment

If he's in the neutral zone you can.....

 

[Augustus 3061]

Just now, Drew said:

I saw flat ignore a hold on a WR on WR screen 3 plays ago.

Missed a pick play, as well.

 

Atrocious so far

[Drew 2405]

Sitting here hoping the eagles get one fucking call to go against them when it matter.

Like, not AFTER we’ve already picked up a first down and they call a meaningless Offsides that’s declined.

Defense is going to get burnt time and time again thanks to this horrific offense.

[Texzilla58 4732]

D getting gassed with this longass drive. Eagles playing smart ball.

[Basil 754]

Week in and week out the most undisciplined football team in the NFL

In the top third of least penalized teams:

https://www.teamrankings.com/nfl/stat/penalties-per-game

Perhaps stfu?

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Refs gave them a free TD

 

[Nicole44 22059]

Fuck the Fecals.

[SurlyBDR 22771]

I'M FINE WITH THIS START says Corch

[utee94 15811]

2 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

Just because the DE moved you can’t fucking just go over and touch him saying it’s encroachment

This is one of the worst new rules in football.  Just absolute shit.  The offense didn't snap the ball, the defender made no contact.  The offense knows the snap count, that's their advantage,  Traditionally this was countered by the defense being able to move, as long as they're on their own side when the ball is snapped and as long a they don't make contact.  

 

NFL rules are such a fucking joke, it makes the game nearly unwatchable.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Either somebody on the Eagles Oline is leaving early every play (usually wherever the ball is going) or everybody else is leaving late.  OR I'm having seizures....but I don't think so.

[Rimbo 25919]

you know, it's not about rooting for the eagles

it's about rooting against the cowboys

getting those sweet, sweet cowboys fans tears

[PittsburghTiger 6177]

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

also, never go to strip club in Philly 

It’s Fucking horrible 

I have a buddy who was slipped a date rape drug in one.  We were there for a Pitt v Temple game the next day. I looked around town for him for hours.  Finally went back to the team hotel. At about 6 a.m. I got a call, “ I don’t know where I am or how I got here”.

Actually got out, while I was in one of the back rooms getting a dance, and got in a cab, taken to a hotel and got a room. Amazing that he didn’t get rolled. 
 

Then the next day we fucking lost to Temple at The Vet. Bad weekend all around.

Fuck Filthadelphia

[Augustus 3061]

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

you know, it's not about rooting for the eagles

it's about rooting against the cowboys

getting those sweet, sweet cowboys fans tears

Texans fan?

[Surly Bevo 24908]

@futureman

[Augustus 3061]

This is starting poorly.

Will make even rougher on the iggles fans when we win.

[Horn80 6118]

Bad decision there Rush

[Patrick Bateman 3911]

That was just a terrible, terrible decision..... Into double coverage.  Wasn't open.  Had all day to decide.

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

Well turning this shit off 

[Drew 2405]

And I know it’s early but they might be game.

Hope the idiotic Cooper rush Stans realize it was never a controversy.

[utee94 15811]

Just now, Drew said:

And I know it’s early but they might be game.

Hope the idiotic Cooper rush Stans realize it was never a controversy.

It's only ballgame if Greenspoint says it's ballgame.

 

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

They are literally shitting all over the defense 

[Drew 2405]

The worst part is this defense will get beat up tonight and everyone will say “they were overrated” when they’ve been propping this team up for 5 weeks.

Can’t wait to get a real offense again and give the defense some support.

It's only ballgame if Greenspoint says it's ballgame.
 

[Drew 2405]

Tackling is suffering now too. They’re pretty fucked going 2 scores down.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Cowboys offense has run what? 9 plays...that's not optimal

[Patrick Bateman 3911]

Lol.  Sanders just left a safety grasping at air..... We still don't defend the run well.

[Augustus 3061]

We were asolutely offsides on that play

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

This is unwatchable 

[Hermanator 7036]

Eagles may be the best team in the league. They're shifting all over our top of the league level defense. 

This is why you don't ride Cooper Rush. He isn't made for this. At least now the idiotic fans and media can shut the fuck up about it. 

[Horn80 6118]

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Cowboys offense has run what? 9 plays...that's not optimal

McCarthy is fine with it

[Augustus 3061]

Burned us twice with that play now

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

The route is on 

[texastroubadour 1210]

Game

[Patrick Bateman 3911]

Motion backside slipping out the back is killing the Cowboys..... corner is getting crushed in the soup.  

[Drew 2405]

That’s the same exact play they got parsons on last time.

He’s in no man’s land. How can they not figure that out?!?

Parsons has to cover the QB and the receiver. How can he do that?

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

Leavin' a lot of vulnerabilities

in that D

[hookem48 4687]

just flat out working Parsons over

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

Now it’s ball game Cooper rush is a manager not a point scorer

[SurlyBDR 22771]

McCarthy looked absolutely dumbfounded after the interception

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Turning it off.

Where the Cooper Rush fanboys?!?

 

[StruggleBus 3922]

At least there is baseball on 

[MIkeHoncho 1910]

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

We were asolutely offsides on that play

yes, he was in the neutral zone, but the movement didn't "cause the offense to move" i.e. have to move to defend himself.  Defense danced into the neutral zone and the OL moved to draw the flag.  That shit should have been false start.