6 word stories

[Superhero 8827]

Once asked to write a full story in six words, legend has it that novelist Ernest Hemingway responded: "For Sale: baby shoes, never worn."

No one knows for sure if he actually wrote it, but damn... those six words convey happiness, anticipation, hope, loss, sadness, surrender and finality.

I figured since we're a creative lot, especially when it comes to OU related haikus, we can have a challenge to see who can write a good 6 word story. I'll start.

 

"I know, and I'll do better."

Edited October 17, 2022 by Superhero

[52-80 19146]

this game sounds like it sucks

[BigDHornfan 6545]

Lincoln, Venables, Stoops all suck dick.

[Davis Lane 5580]

"If you ain't living, you're dying"

[Pescado_Rojo 19413]

Ate at Whataburger, shit my pants

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

Drank much, fell down, shit pants. 

Looked at bird; poop in eyes. 

Edited October 17, 2022 by Prepuce of Doom

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

Made in America.  

[Helobious 9456]

I awoke to footsteps. Who’s there?

(We did this in 11th or 10th grade English I think, that was my submission. Everyone in class loved it and the hottest chick slept with me that night).

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

Just now, Helobious said:

I awoke to footsteps. Who’s there?

(We did this in 11th or 10th grade English I think, that was my submission. Everyone in class loved it and the hottest chick slept with me that night).

Work of fiction exceeds six words. 

[RamjetFDO 10575]

In every photoshop, Bert is there.

[Helobious 9456]

1 minute ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Work of fiction exceeds six words. 

Hot chick digged my story. Blowjob.

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

14 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Hot chick digged my story. Blowjob.

Man changes story when questioned. 

[Helobious 9456]

4 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Man changes story when questioned. 

Actually it was two chicks. Threesome.

[SquishMitten 10403]

For sale: Old casket, heavily used.

Edited October 17, 2022 by SquishMitten

[PandaPipe 67]

Cargo shorts pockets, full of beans.

[Armybrat 40822]

It does not make a shit.

[tfoolry 8201]

When it moves, it never stops.  

[jeevsie 3733]

Helobious laid in Valley; Vic Intrigued

[MirrOlure 14757]

It seemed like a good idea.

[Guest]

Fuck around and find out, bitch.

[KaiserSoze 998]

I fucked your mom last night.

[NaTeWHO 852]

Great thread Superhero. Would read again.

[ABSR 5308]

Even aggy thought it was weird.

[Macanudo 12975]

Fat, Drunk and Stupid: My Story

[Atxracer 797]

I saw, I conquered, I came.... Did I get that right?

[Superhero 8827]

5 hours ago, Helobious said:

Hot chick digged my story. Blowjob.

I don’t believe you one bit. 

[Superhero 8827]

10 hours ago, 52-80 said:

this game sounds like it sucks

Lick my asshole you uneducated yokel. 

[danhorn111 55]

9 minutes ago, Atxracer said:

I saw, I conquered, I came.... Did I get that right?

Ah yes, how sweet the wine.

[Pig Bellmont 8712]

Everyone gasped, the casket was empty. 

[NWBuck 8552]

[BearMace 2193]

My sheets she showered. Twas piss.

[MeerkatBong 115]

And when that day came, peace.

 

1 hour ago, NWBuck said:

I was too late!

[freyguy 4261]

and that was the longest shit....

[GringoSalado 1651]

It's 12 o'clock, and OU sucks.

[Your Mom 4805]

9 hours ago, KaiserSoze said:

I fucked your mom last night.

Woke up drunk.  Ass hurts.  Again?!

[ScottS 1061]

Opened Surly.  Laughing, crying, fapping ensued.

[Elvis 3371]

Life is good.  The phone rings.

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. 

[SquishMitten 10403]

Tits or get the fuck out

[NeverMarryAStripper 21872]

You're Born Life sucks you die

[Guest]

They're terrible. We should win convincingly.

[Brisketexan 105057]

This thread is worthless without pics.

[elfenix 34223]

ou sucks.  all day, all night.

[Incredulity 11650]

Also, where’s the plunger? Toilets clogged.

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

He is going for the corner.....

[nnm 36340]

Time stopped. She was loved. Gone. 

[Rudiger 1160]

Taco Bell. I need new pants. 

Edited October 19, 2022 by Rudiger

[Laxtonto 12078]

Single life unfulfilling. Arm is sore.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Shit, my story really fucking sucked

Edited October 19, 2022 by Surly Bevo

[mchookem 16321]

aggy is still insecure little brother.