You run over my 9 year old, I run over you!

[markstanco 12,505]

Florida is Floriding.

https://weartv.com/news/local/report-pensacola-man-puts-on-helmet-charges-into-9-year-old-at-youth-football-practice

Pensacola man puts on helmet, charges into 9-year-old at youth football practice

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by Kai Davis

Thursday, October 6th 2022

Escambia County Jail View

ESCAMBIA COUNTY, Fla. -- A Pensacola man was arrested last Thursday after putting on a helmet at a little league football practice and charging into a 9-year-old player, according to an arrest report.

David Taylor, 41, is charged with cruelty towards a child and disorderly conduct.

The incident happened on Sept. 20.

According to the arrest report, Taylor was seen by Escambia County deputies arguing with coaching staff at a little league football practice being held at the Longleaf Elementary School football field.

The report states coaches told deputies the argument began after Taylor witnessed his son get overpowered during a 1-on-1 tackling scrimmage by another 9-year-old player.

According to the report, Taylor took his son's helmet and placed it on his head. He then got into a "football kneeling stance" in front of the other 9-year-old and charged head first into his chest.

The report states Taylor then grabbed the 9-year-old by the arms and pushed him several feet.

Coaches intervened and began to argue with Taylor, according to the arrest report.

After deputies spoke with witnesses, the sheriff's office issued a warrant for his arrest.

Taylor was arrested last Thursday and booked into Escambia County Jail. He was released the same day on $30,000 bond.

[mdmost 42,865]

Head on a swivel, shitass. 

[Armybrat 40,737]

Dad is a major league pussy.

[OrangEngr 1,034]

Hey, dad, maybe if your kid didn’t suck at football, he wouldn’t get pancaked, hmmm?

[conVINCEd 21,468]

How did he get a child’s helmet to fit on his adult head?

[Scheiss Meister 8,399]

Just now, conVINCEd said:

How did he get a child’s helmet to fit on his adult head?

Pinhead, obviously.

[Poolflood 845]

9 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

How did he get a child’s helmet to fit on his adult head?

This

[Mr. Drummond 2,183]

Sounds like something my hothead jackass father would have done.    Luckily I dominated 9 year old football

[gyroprotagonist 2,591]

11 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

How did he get a child’s helmet to fit on his adult head?

probably a manlet if his 9yo is getting trucked as well.

[Davis Lane 5,553]

13 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

How did he get a child’s helmet to fit on his adult head?

[Crapinon 2,250]

This happened several years ago to a friend of mines kid. 9 or 10 years old. His son was continually beating a kid in football. Finally the dad of the kid getting beat ran on to the practice field and grabbed my friends kid and pulled him off a pile to toss him off his kid, threatening him. The only reason he didn't beat the guy because he was a prison guard and was afraid it would somehow be used against him and he would lose his job. I had another friend whose son played 6th grade flag football. One of the parents didn't like the calls and came out of the stands and attacked a referee. Unfortunately for him the referee was a DPS trooper. Sports parents are nuts. And little league baseball and softball parents are even worse.  

[markstanco 12,505]

2 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

Sports parents are nuts. And little league baseball and softball parents are even worse.  

Water is wet. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,061]

[crash_davis 23,084]

here's the badass

[Guest]

Central casting for dipshits?

good lord.

[Tx74 96]

It is him!

 

[hpslugga 4,044]

22 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

here's the badass

Derp

[Horn Dogg 3,808]

Did RG3 call him out for targeting?

[SHOOTER12 8,789]

2 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Pinhead, obviously.

 

2 hours ago, Poolflood said:

This

Pin headed dad, melon headed kid. 

[crash_davis 23,084]

Judging by the Dad's pic, his kid is probably tall, goofy, and uncoordinated as fuck. No wonder he got his ass beat in the 1 on 1 drill. 

 

[jeevsie 3,720]

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

To add on:

[66BUFF 2,554]

18 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

 

melon headed kid. 

Orange on a toothpick.  Cries himself to sleep on a huge pillow.

[Sawbonz 27,427]

4 hours ago, crash_davis said:

here's the badass

[Nicole44 22,027]

This is what happens when there is no real GOT. Just kidding. WTF? I’m not surprised. Let me guess: divorced or separated from mom bc (various reasons) and can’t wait to show what a man he is by bullying a nine year old. Feel bad for his kid but odds are that kid turns out just like him. I hope not because that’s sad. 

[Post Oak 20,184]

 

[Nueces River Rat 5,529]

5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

here's the badass

[Droopy 2,623]

5 hours ago, slorch said:

Central casting for dipshits?

good lord.

I said this in my head as soon as I saw his picture. Grade A Dipshit.

[Nueces River Rat 5,529]

7 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

How did he get a child’s helmet to fit on his adult head?

 

Some players do wear oversized helmets......

[Native Horn 3,492]

7 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

How did he get a child’s helmet to fit on his adult head?

And the idiots name is Chris Bosh.  Well known tiny-headed athlete.  (But a pretty damn good basketball player).

Also, based upon the offender's pic, no way that helmet fit over the radar dish ears he has.

[Post Oak 20,184]

9 year olds playing tackle football.  SMH

[shnsajax 3,589]

9 year olds playing tackle football.  SMH

My initial reaction, then remembered it was Florida.

[Crapinon 2,250]

32 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

My initial reaction, then remembered it was Florida.

I'm pretty sure they do it in Texas too

[DanTheHorn 4,901]

8 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

How did he get a child’s helmet to fit on his adult head?

Think of Kyler Murray as a parent.

[TexArcher 37,508]

8 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Think of Kyler Murray as a parent.

I'd love to see Kyler Murray go up against a 9-year-old in a tackling drill and get rag dolled.

[conVINCEd 21,468]

1 hour ago, shnsajax said:

My initial reaction, then remembered it was Florida.

The local meth dealers need something to gamble on.

[Sgt Hulk 13,647]

Y’all laugh but this is why Florida produces amazing talent and nfl talent. Because at a young age they are required to bang with adults. 

[DFW Horn 6,118]

2 hours ago, Crapinon said:

I'm pretty sure they do it in Texas too

They do and it's just as stupid to play tackle football that young.

https://concussionfoundation.org/programs/flag-football

[Valmy77 13,094]

10 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Sports parents are nuts. And little league baseball and softball parents are even worse.  

Huh. I have had my kids in little league baseball for seven years and no parents have put on a helmet and run on to the field to head butt the other players yet. Or really done much of anything. I always consider it a plus if they actually stay to watch the game.

2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

9 year olds playing tackle football.  SMH

Pop Warner is tackle, right? That has been around forever.

[ImissWallyPryor 9,045]

1 hour ago, DanTheHorn said:

Think of Kyler Murray as a parent.

No, think of Kevin Murray as the parent. 

[Gil Bang 25,898]

He tackles your kid, you tackle him

It's the Florida way.

Edited October 19, 2022 by Gil Bang

[Sawbonz 27,427]

55 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

have had my kids in little league baseball for seven years and no parents have put on a helmet and run on to the field to head butt the other players yet.

[Brothahorn 10,085]

It's becoming a thing. This happened earlier this year.

 

[conVINCEd 21,468]

I officiated youth sports in the 90’s.  There is no story that could be posted that I would find unbelievable.

[leaf 681]

10 hours ago, crash_davis said:

here's the badass

 

[Da Fino 2,740]

 
Some players do wear oversized helmets......

Exactly what I thought.

[nnm 36,092]

11 hours ago, crash_davis said:

here's the badass

[4HE 156]

12 hours ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Sounds like something my hothead jackass father would have done.    Luckily I dominated 9 year old football

Whatchu talking about Willis?!

[Rudy Rutabaga 8,090]

That’s a rough 41

[Crapinon 2,250]

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

I officiated youth sports in the 90’s.  There is no story that could be posted that I would find unbelievable.

I coached little league baseball in high school, high school football in college, and YMCA soccer when my daughters got old enough. And my youngest tried softball for a while. There were unbelievable levels of rude, threatening and obnoxious behavior from parents at every level.

[UT_OB1 2,200]

3 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Because at a young age they are required to bang with adults.