2022 ALCS Yankees vs Astros

[HOOKEM4 5045]

17 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Is that Ted Cruz behind home plate?

Yes

[Vic Mackey 47182]

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[PenelopeWitherspoon 19171]

3 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Yes

Really?  Should I go tell him what I think about him?

[royiv 9397]

23 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Is that Ted Cruz behind home plate?

And we have to watch that shithead's smarmy face for the next three hours.

[YGIFS 19453]

Meh meh meh 

no cloak room.  

[Al Czervik 1237]

Anyone catch the gal behind home plate with the sign? 
and big tits?

[royiv 9397]

13 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Meh meh meh 

no cloak room.  

You were a better poster when you were drinking.

[Guest]

17 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

Anyone catch the gal behind home plate with the sign? 
and big tits?

My wife asked me what I thought the sign said when the usher subsequently asked for it.  i told her i just saw the giant rack and assumed it was a local gentlemen's establishment.

[Lat22 4019]

Fucking cheaters. That pitcher wasn’t hurt. He was ineffective. 

[Dutchrudder 11155]

It's a good thing Helo isn't watching this, or he would be sobbing like a toddler.

[Enchubben 5512]

23 minutes ago, slorch said:

My wife asked me what I thought the sign said when the usher subsequently asked for it.  i told her i just saw the giant rack and assumed it was a local gentlemen's establishment.

NFT motel whatever that is. I just so happened to be rewinding to look at other things and saw it. Three times.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

.

Mental skills coach?   Oh yes.  I've seen this one before...

 

[Helobious 9467]

38 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

It's a good thing Helo isn't watching this, or he would be sobbing like a toddler.

I’m watching Save The Last Dance on netflix and having a much more enjoyable time. I’ll probably switch to the game in the 6th inning.

[YGIFS 19453]

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Is that Ted Cruz behind home plate?

Gottamn Patriot Night tonight is what it is folks.  Favorite son of America in America's Greatest City.  I'm rock-hard, anybody else?

[royiv 9397]

19 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Gottamn Patriot Night tonight is what it is folks.  Favorite son of America in America's Greatest City.  I'm rock-hard, anybody else?

Go to bed.

[YGIFS 19453]

And miss Ted Cruz "accidentally" clapping when Altuve was called out on strikes.  Twice?  NO way, bro!  

[Dondrysdale1 370]

If it starts in you got to watch it. He has nothing moving the other way that is effective. They’ve got to make him get it out over the plate

[YGIFS 19453]

Fucking Bader.  Nader.  Bader.  Whatever.

[Beau Vine 54471]

Were they chanting "TRAI-TOR!!" at Ted?

[YGIFS 19453]

Yes, yes they were.  Now I’m hard.  
 

Poor guy couldn’t find a seat mate to attend with him despite those badass seats.  How sad is that

[InkaUtexas 26196]

Hahahahaha... Fuck the Yankees. Yeah I said it. 

[hookemATL 11938]

Here come the Judge…with the season ending K. 

[TonyTexas 10535]

Nm

 

Edited October 24, 2022 by TonyTexas

[Johnny Sack 8397]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Yes, yes they were.  Now I’m hard.  
 

Poor guy couldn’t find a seat mate to attend with him despite those badass seats.  How sad is that

Jesus. Shut up.  

[TonyTexas 10535]

I would like to close this thread out with a couple of @Helobious posts from the last 2 preseasons

On 2/11/2020 at 11:17 PM, Helobious said:

Mark my words, the Astros will be lucky to make it into the wild card game this year. Dusty fucking Baker at the helm, enough said. Expect guys like Altuve, Bregman, Correa to all have their batting stats crater now that they can't cheat. It will be glorious. 

 

On 10/27/2021 at 6:23 PM, Helobious said:

Lol. No one is making 8 LCS’s in 10 years in this day and age. Late 90s yanks couldn’t even do that. This is the end of the line for the Astros, which is why winning this series is so important. Correa is gone. Altuve is showing you his future going forward. No idea on Bregs status but he won’t stay much longer. Yordan is a monster and will be the cornerstone of the team but he’s just one guy. Too streaky as well. You guys will still win the West because it sucks that bad but your run is 100% over starting next year. 

 

[Dennis Taylor 18886]

FUCK YOU COSTAS

[tchookem 3919]

Yes, yes they were.  Now I’m hard.  
 
Poor guy couldn’t find a seat mate to attend with him despite those badass seats.  How sad is that

Look at this random guy getting heckled at the Yankees game. I doubt know what he did, but I'm sure he deserves worse.

[Dennis Taylor 18886]

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I would like to close this thread out with a couple of @Helobious posts from the last 2 preseasons

 

 

[Helobious 9467]

8 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I would like to close this thread out with a couple of @Helobious posts from the last 2 preseasons

 

 

I actually completely nailed the Altuve & Yordan part.

[Pantone 16-1448 29]

[CurlyDumps 4485]

Judge’s climactic last at bat:

 

[Sal 1088]

On 10/20/2022 at 8:46 AM, Sal said:

There’s no pressure. It’s going to be a sweep or gentleman’s sweep.

 

[Gourmand 7774]

@Helobious can you differentiate the flavors of TonyTexas, 3 putt, gandorf, mezz, and HtownHorn's ballsacs or are all they all just lost in a  hodgepodge of surly stros nut pudding?

[Planet Houston 4931]

More like Helooffseason amirite?

[Planet Houston 4931]

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

I actually completely nailed the Altuve & Yordan part.

Other than that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?

[henrygandorf 29197]

 

 

[Longboard Horn 40567]

Yeah! Fuck you Yankees!

[YGIFS 19453]

Congrats to the Astros fans on taking the flag.  Four in the last Six years.  Damn impressive.  And a damn long wait until Monday.  Hope the team’s momentum doesn’t wane.  
 

f filly 

[Longboard Horn 40567]

27 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Congrats to the Astros fans on taking the flag.  Four in the last Six years.  Damn impressive.  And a damn long wait until Monday.  Hope the team’s momentum doesn’t wane.  
 

f filly 

First game is Friday 

[YGIFS 19453]

Yeah meant to type from Monday to Friday.  Glad there’s a Saturday game to watch with no UT football. And then put it up on the outdoor projector screen for the kids to see during Monday trick or treating. 
 

Astros win it in Texas in 6.  

[Longboard Horn 40567]

[TexArcher 38081]

Good try, Yankees.  As long as you had fun, you won.

[Telegraph_it 3360]

22 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Good try, Yankees.  As long as you had fun, you won.

I don’t think they had fun. Did you not hear? They quit last series.

[Longboard Horn 40567]

 

[Longboard Horn 40567]

[Longboard Horn 40567]

[shadow_operative 15932]

lolololol

[Bevoette 1290]

[Fudge Nuggets 19229]

9 hours ago, Helobious said:

I actually completely nailed the Altuve & Yordan part.

Altuve had his highest offensive WAR and OPS since 2017 this year.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

11 hours ago, Helobious said:

I’m watching Save The Last Dance on netflix and having a much more enjoyable time. I’ll probably switch to the game in the 6th inning.

I hope you caught the 7th at least.