oSu sark post presser

[Hagbard Celine 11256]

welp

derp

 

[The Ace of Aces 5377]

Not going to watch. Did he say we just ran out of time? 

[Sawbonz 28225]

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Not going to watch. Did he say we just ran out of time? 

There was too much time actually 

[Call 393]

30  minutes  too many. 

[Injury Prone 91]

PK knew, from their film that they were going to attack the middle of the field, and yet the middle of the field was exposed repeatedly. 
 

Ask Patterson to take over the defense with the title of defensive head coach, give him PK’s salary, plus 1.5 mil from Sark’s salary and make him say no. Fire both secondary coaches & PK no later than the end of the season either way. 

[mdmost 44055]

At least we can't blow a lead to bye next week.

[Kwix 2497]

Response to question about Ewers: "His hand is fine and I didn't consider pulling him"

[Hagbard Celine 11256]

monday presser: corch, why didn't you consider pulling him when it was clear he couldn't hit the broadside of a barn?

[lilMAC25 4002]

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

monday presser: corch, why didn't you consider pulling him when it was clear he couldn't hit the broadside of a barn?

[Surly Bevo 25752]

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

monday presser: corch, why didn't you consider pulling him when it was clear he couldn't hit the broadside of a barn?

Joke’s on you. There won’t be a Monday presser

[Neonmoon 38130]

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

monday presser: corch, why didn't you consider pulling him when it was clear he couldn't hit the broadside of a barn?

Jokes on you: Not one journalist has the balls to ask, and he makes too much money to give a fuck 

[Kel Varnsen 8748]

I've reached the point in this current coaching tenure where everything they say in a press conference just pisses me off.

[Deej 77837]

14 minutes ago, mdmost said:

At least we can't blow a lead to bye next week.

[TexArcher 39073]

1 minute ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I've reached the point in this current coaching tenure where everything they say in a press conference just pisses me off.

I quit listening two minutes in.  He seems to have a firm grasp on why we lost, but no fucking clue what to do about it.

[texastroubadour 1260]

“Our standard”

”Our culture”

yadayadayada

[Atticus 4216]

I can't disagree with much he said there. I noticed the man coverage, and I saw him adjust to it in the pass game only for the guys to fail to execute.

I'll go back and check the running numbers eventually, but that one drive was very frustrating to see him ruin the drive by letting Quinn miss a wide open Keilan Robinson on the sideline.

 

WRT the defensive gameplan, TCU laid out the blueprint and it looks like we planned for our guys to stop the inside shit. They still failed to play with inside leverage with any real consistency. This feels like more of a Joseph/Gideon failure to teach their guys proper technique.

Edited October 23, 2022 by Atticus

[The Dark Knight 175]

Thanks for posting. Had been looking for the press conference.

Can’t say it made me feel any better. 

[Horn80 6361]

32 minutes ago, Kwix said:

Response to question about Ewers: "His hand is fine and I didn't consider pulling him"

Didn’t consider?  Then he is clueless at making adjustments.

[Loop 1604 227]

Gonna be a long wait until next December for the triannual Texas coaching search 

[Chad 1728]

How long until he deploys the infamous "Winning is hard" ?

[mchookem 16769]

i mean clearly it's too hard for us half the time

Edited October 23, 2022 by mchookem

[Nicole44 22315]

2 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i mean clearly it's too hard for us half the time

They won’t let us coach and shit but I’d take the $800,000 a game the good ones get and give it my best shot. Sark looked like his playbook had all the answers today because almost all the shots had him looking at it repeatedly and squatting 

[Deej 77837]

12 minutes ago, Loop 1604 said:

Gonna be a long wait until next December for the triannual Texas coaching search 

Well, there's a lot of mediocre coaches who haven't won shit for us to sift through. 

[Nicole44 22315]

Evil will always win because good is dumb. At least watching the SEC network right now trying to rationalize Jimbo’s salary is hilarious.

[Deej 77837]

Are they rationalizing or laughing?

[Goodman 3283]

[Injury Prone 91]

It’s concerning that Sark said he never even considered pulling Quinn. Hell, even Peyton Manning was benched for Brock Osweiler during  Denver’s most recent Super Bowl winning season. Dabo benched DJ for stinking it up, all in the name of exhausting all possibilities to WIN THE GAME. It’s disrespectful to the team to not give the next man up at least a shot to make a spark. I gave Sark a pass last year, as it was year 1, but a man is what his habits show you he is. 

[52-80 19377]

That was without question the most frustrating game i can remember seeing going back years. 
 

It wasnt a fluke injury. Wasnt 1 or 2 or 3 mistakes or bad calls.
 

It was a QB misconnecting over, and over, and over, and over, and over again.  And the team still had the mercy of a lead/tie on the scoreboard. And ole Drunk McFarcesian didn’t think to sub another guy for atleast a possession or 2. 
 

Hung himself with his own rope. 

[tonedeaf 56]

Might be time to move on. 

[Alphie Solomons. 231]

"Coach, does it ever come up in the film review that 3rd and 7+ is a fucking lock against our defense, no matter the opponent?"

[FloridaHorn 4887]

8 hours ago, Atticus said:

I can't disagree with much he said there. I noticed the man coverage, and I saw him adjust to it in the pass game only for the guys to fail to execute.

I'll go back and check the running numbers eventually, but that one drive was very frustrating to see him ruin the drive by letting Quinn miss a wide open Keilan Robinson on the sideline.

 

WRT the defensive gameplan, TCU laid out the blueprint and it looks like we planned for our guys to stop the inside shit. They still failed to play with inside leverage with any real consistency. This feels like more of a Joseph/Gideon failure to teach their guys proper technique.

Seems like the only thing Gideon has taught them is how to drop interceptions 

[gmr548 16701]

It’s concerning that Sark said he never even considered pulling Quinn. Hell, even Peyton Manning was benched for Brock Osweiler during  Denver’s most recent Super Bowl winning season. Dabo benched DJ for stinking it up, all in the name of exhausting all possibilities to WIN THE GAME. It’s disrespectful to the team to not give the next man up at least a shot to make a spark. I gave Sark a pass last year, as it was year 1, but a man is what his habits show you he is. 

A super bowl winning team, a national championship HC, and Steve Sarkisian. Which one of these things is not like the other? This isn’t hard, guys. It wasn’t when he was hired and it isn’t now.

[JesusSweatDuck 18118]

1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

Seems like the only thing Gideon has taught them is how to drop interceptions 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2651]

Fire the fucker  

[victory88 5765]

Every other game, Sark says we need to play tighter coverage.  At this point, is it Terry Joeseph or PK that isn’t calling the right coverages?  Sark needs to fire his coaches if they won’t call the games like he wants them.  
 

[DanTheHorn 5082]

3 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Every other game, Sark says we need to play tighter coverage.  At this point, is it Terry Joeseph or PK that isn’t calling the right coverages?  Sark needs to fire his coaches if they won’t call the games like he wants them.  
 

Rod Babers says our inside rout issue is because DBs are not taught inside leverage and our LBs are good against the run but can't cover. So DBs are allowing receivers to run routes right into our biggest weakness. I call it the slant issue he calls inside routs and everyone here calls it our PK issue. Regardless of name we all have been watching it kill us since the second half of Alabama without even an attempt to address it.

[TexArcher 39073]

9 hours ago, Kwix said:

Response to question about Ewers: "His hand is fine and I didn't consider pulling him"

Follow-up question:

Why not?

[Sgt Hulk 14456]

I honestly just don’t fucking care anymore. This team is still the same team as last year. Same mistakes. Same trends. Same shit diff number on calendar. Nothing changes. No adjustments.  Literally in the game thread when we went up 31-17. Someone posted. Cool just like Texas tech or some shit. I literally felt at that moment we were gonna lose the game the fact we got to 30 points is a flat out fucking miracle.   

[immamac 44364]

Does this mean none of you are going to come party with us at tailgate for TCU? That WVU was bullshit. 

[Wally Pryor 5410]

10 hours ago, Kwix said:

Response to question about Ewers: "His hand is fine and I didn't consider pulling him"

Welp, if true, that makes Ewer's performance even scarier.

[52-80 19377]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Does this mean none of you are going to come party with us at tailgate for TCU? That WVU was bullshit. 

[SHOOTER12 8886]

10 hours ago, mdmost said:

At least we can't blow a lead to bye next week.

Wanna bet? They can fuck up a wet dream...

[Davis Lane 6005]

11 hours ago, Goodman said:

That's fantastic.

[Tex-19 3013]

Y'all gotta stop taking these pressers at face value. I guarantee Sark considered pulling him but he's not gonna say that afterwards and start another QB controversy.

[Stunns38 3805]

Fire the fucker  

Change your user name to “ZERO PENALTIES “.

[Nueces River Rat 5796]

16 hours ago, mdmost said:

At least we can't blow a lead to bye next week.

You want to make a bet?   And I bet we get 10 penalties for 100 yards to bye’s zero.  

[Nueces River Rat 5796]

Why doesn’t Sark get pissed in one of these Pressers?   If it were me, I’d go in like a prosecutor and throw all the evidence going back the Bama game and the UTSA (Overshown getting thrown out) of the Rig 12 officiating screwing  us and then say go ahead an fine me you bastards.    He’d get some serious respect and go fund me drive to help pay for whatever fine the Big 12 commish determines for criticizing the Refs.    F the Rig 12 and their decorum.   

[Rockethorn1978 6205]

I’m more mad at myself for clicking the play button. I knew it would make me more angrier but I did it anyways. Watching those is like the times I drunk banged the fatties on the forty acres because I was horny af. In the moment it’s all wet so it’s cool, afterwards it’s just disgust.

[Hagbard Celine 11256]

had to wait 24 hours for the rage to subside before commenting

3:00 "we tried to help him with some easier-type throws"

yes, earlier in the game, the beautiful window-dressing stuff, and it worked

what about after 10 wounded ducks?  what's the number where you "help him" by pulling him?

[Horn of Gabriel 1886]

57 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I’m more mad at myself for clicking the play button. I knew it would make me more angrier but I did it anyways. Watching those is like the times I drunk banged the fatties on the forty acres because I was horny af. In the moment it’s all wet so it’s cool, afterwards it’s just disgust.

There is literally nothing a Texas coach can say in a post-game press conference after a loss that would make a fan feel better.  If you want to watch it as a reason to scream or because you're a masochist go for it.