2023 Yankees Official Offseason Thread

[tx 3 putt 78,470]

your daddy has put you to sleep, again 

very fitting that judge was the last out , in his last at bat as a yankee

 

see you douches next season !

[tx 3 putt 78,470]

 

[runthebone 8,322]

Haha.

 

[tx 3 putt 78,470]

Just now, runthebone said:

Haha.

 

[tx 3 putt 78,470]

[tx 3 putt 78,470]

[Pimphand 6,266]

[henrygandorf 29,221]

[tx ind 7,056]

 

[Helobious 9,755]

Rent free. 

[Dennis Taylor 19,286]

5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Rent free. 

Member all the videos of Astro fans chanting " we want NY!" ? 

Yeah me neither.  Take the loss pussy (again)

[Helobious 9,755]

This kind of shows what the problem is with the Yankee clubhouse. No one is a competitor and they’re led by a beta, so the team takes on that personality.

 

[torre 1,293]

What's next for Yankees? Three key questions with futures of Aaron Judge, Aaron Boone uncertain after sweep - CBSSports.com

 

Seems to be a good summary.    Thoughts, @Helobious ?    

Hal Steinbrenner needs to grow a pair.   His father would be ashamed.   Cashman and Boone are very questionable.

 

(excerpt) 

The Yankees are not the "World Series or bust" team under Hal Steinbrenner that they were under George. They can say whatever they want publicly. Their actions point to a team that prioritizes being good enough to get to the postseason and not much more, and if they run into a championship one of these years, great. Otherwise the postseason is too unpredictable to get hung up on the outcome of a short series.

 

[Gourmand 7,778]

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

This kind of shows what the problem is with the Yankee clubhouse. No one is a competitor and they’re led by a beta, so the team takes on that personality.

 

JFC you are a moron

[tx 3 putt 78,470]

My prediction - judge to the cubs 

[Gourmand 7,778]

[UTPhil2006 3,909]

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

My prediction - judge to the cubs 

Giants 

[Pimphand 6,266]

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

This kind of shows what the problem is with the Yankee clubhouse. No one is a competitor and they’re led by a beta, so the team takes on that personality.

 

You mean that beta that called the team savages in the box that blew Jomboy up and made all the MFY fans jerk off their needle peens?

 

[Rimbo 26,853]

3 hours ago, Helobious said:

Rent free. 

For you, the day Altuve graced your stadium was the most important game of your life.

But for him, it was Tuesday.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,407]

26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

My prediction - judge to the cubs 

Dodgers.  Then they can win 115 regular season games and get swept in their first playoff round.

[Dennis Taylor 19,286]

20 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

You mean that beta that called the team savages in the box that blew Jomboy up and made all the MFY fans jerk off their needle peens?

 

Those fucking savages racked up 52 fucking Ks in a 4 game series.  Savaginas maybe

[henrygandorf 29,221]

3 hours ago, Helobious said:

Rent free. 

well, we've got 5 days off with not much to do.

[tx 3 putt 78,470]

42 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Giants 

they have an Astros moneyball man now, it’ll be interesting to see what happens.
 

cubs need a star and he’d be a bigger star with the cubs than with the Yankees 

Edited October 24, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[hookemATL 12,228]

33 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Dodgers.  Then they can win 115 regular season games and get swept in their first playoff round.

[Pimphand 6,266]

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

they have an Astros moneyball man now, it’ll be interesting to see what happens.

I thought the GM position was up in the air still....

[tx ind 7,056]

Will never happen but if Crane opened the checkbook to get Judge the tears from New York could be harvested to end the drought in the West  and refill Lake Mead.

[TonyTexas 10,683]

7 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I thought the GM position was up in the air still....

Nope. They hired Paul Putila, Astros Assistant GM. The Astros brain drain has been going on for awhile yet the machine keeps rolling, which is a real testament of Jim Crane. The man knows what he’s doing. 

[Gourmand 7,778]

7 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Will never happen but if Crane opened the checkbook to get Judge the tears from New York could be harvested to end the drought in the West  and refill Lake Mead.

fuck Judge forever. he's not welcome on my Astros until he publicly apologizes for his bullshit antics last year in Houston and acknowledges Altuve's 2017 MVP and admits the Astros are just a much better organization than the poverty Yankees.

[Guadaloopy 11,129]

[Pimphand 6,266]

27 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Will never happen but if Crane opened the checkbook to get Judge the tears from New York could be harvested to end the drought in the West  and refill Lake Mead.

I would much rather Judge light the MFY up for $40mm/yr so that they have 3 albatross contracts to cope with between him, Stanton, & Cole.  If he does leave for something like the Giants or anywhere non-Houston related then yes I will enjoy the MFY tears.

[Pimphand 6,266]

They have $115.54 million committed to Stanton, Cole, Donaldson, LeMahieu, & Hicks next season already.  They are locked into Cole for 6 more years and Stanton for 5 more years.  Having Judge bump that number to $150+mm next year and $100+mm on 3 players until 2027 would be amazing.  Sadly I think Judge knows that would absolutely fuck his World Series chances and so I think that is why he is likely to sign somewhere else that doesn't already have two albatross contracts.

Edited October 24, 2022 by Pimphand

[InkaUtexas 26,801]

Cubs or Giants. If he wanted to really make Helo hate life would sign with the Orioles. Dude would be fun to watch in Camden Yard. 

 

[TexArcher 38,816]

8 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

well, we've got 5 days off with not much to do.

Helo's got about 180 days off, so...

 

[tx 3 putt 78,470]

The Cole and Stanton contracts are bad, now they’re stuck with them as their core 

take that $40mil / year and build a roster 

Edited October 25, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Valmy77 13,567]

I knew we never should have let these dudes into the American League. Now they own the place.

[tx 3 putt 78,470]

 

[Huckleberry 34,407]

10 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

well, we've got 5 days off with not much to do.

That's no excuse, I mean he has 157 days off. 

[tx 3 putt 78,470]

11 hours ago, Pimphand said:

They have $115.54 million committed to Stanton, Cole, Donaldson, LeMahieu, & Hicks next season already.  They are locked into Cole for 6 more years and Stanton for 5 more years.  Having Judge bump that number to $150+mm next year and $100+mm on 3 players until 2027 would be amazing.  Sadly I think Judge knows that would absolutely fuck his World Series chances and so I think that is why he is likely to sign somewhere else that doesn't already have two albatross contracts.

 

they have to be feeling pretty good about that cole contract, he's on the books until 2028 lolololol

choked again, in the playoffs when the game counted the most 

[tx 3 putt 78,470]

 

[wood 11,747]

13 hours ago, Rimbo said:

For you, the day Altuve graced your stadium was the most important game of your life.

But for him, it was Tuesday.

So ... how long do y'all think it took for Helo to quit on his beloved Yanks this series?

[wood 11,747]

13 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Those fucking savages racked up 52 fucking Ks in a 4 game series.  Savaginas maybe

Yeah, averaging 13 K/game for 4 games? That is some truly impressive futility.

[Gourmand 7,778]

There is only one man who can make the Yankees contenders in the AL and beat the Houston Astros.

[Guadaloopy 11,129]

30 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

There is only one man who can make the Yankees contenders in the AL and beat the Houston Astros.

[Planet Houston 4,949]

 

[tx 3 putt 78,470]

1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

There is only one man who can make the Yankees contenders in the AL and beat the Houston Astros.

sign verlander and uncle Mike 

[tx 3 putt 78,470]

You add brantley to any of the playoff teams and he makes them better next year. On the field and off 

[wood 11,747]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

You add brantley to any of the playoff teams and he makes them better next year. On the field and off 

I'd sure love for him to stay right where he is.

[Sbbruin 22,082]

On 10/24/2022 at 10:00 AM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Dodgers.  Then they can win 115 regular season games and get swept in their first playoff round.

[tx 3 putt 78,470]

I don’t want him to sign with : Yankees, M’s, blue jays, Phillies, orioles, white Sox

[Rimbo 26,853]

37 minutes ago, Sbbruin said: