WAP nuns

[Willfully Horn 8068]

I confess I will read what y’all have to say.

[Foosters 17905]

my favorite kind of porn is nuns watching porn, so this hits close to home

[Longhorn_Fan68 33901]

16 minutes ago, Foosters said:

my favorite kind of porn is nuns watching porn, so this hits close to home

I liked both things in the title and that's why I'm here. then realized I'm in CR, not NSAA. still...

[High Plains Drifter 11054]

 

Convents don't have parental blocks on their internet?

 

 

Edited October 26, 2022 by High Plains Drifter
covenant, convent, whatever it takes

[Satchel 6949]

I was at the Motherhouse of the nuns who taught me just last year and they were still watching those dated movies featuring nuns. Lilies of the Field and the Sound of Music were still going strong among the remaining older sisters. Now, I’m wondering if it was all a front for something racier, such as Sister Act.

[Nothing To Add 81]

I'm old and I had a summer job in the mid 80's converting the old convent at Exposition and Westover into an office building.  When we started the demo to get it down to the studs we found a number of empty liquor bottles and dildos.  I thought it was funny and sad at the same time.  Catholic church and celibacy should have gone away hundreds of years ago.

[Js1 85654]

That’s hot

[pyrohornIII 4824]

1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

I confess I will read what y’all have to say.

ISWYDT, Holy Father.

[Willfully Horn 8068]

12 minutes ago, Nothing To Add said:

I'm old and I had a summer job in the mid 80's converting the old convent at Exposition and Westover into an office building.  When we started the demo to get it down to the studs we found a number of empty liquor bottles and dildos.  I thought it was funny and sad at the same time.  Catholic church and celibacy should have gone away hundreds of years ago.

Username does not check out.

[WhatTheBuck 28823]

I believe it’s spelled “Wop.”

[Sbbruin 21904]

16 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I believe it’s spelled “Wop.”

expounded a bit

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

Francis is a Jesuit and they play long games. GT his “warning” is just him trying to kickstart more Nuns Watching Porn flicks like The Horny Stepmother Superior Teaches Her Nympho Novices. 
 

 

[Willfully Horn 8068]

40 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I believe it’s spelled “Wop.”

<OG Gen-X scratches head>

[Covri 6262]

3 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

 

I confess I will read what y’all have to say.

[GenXer 3061]

So the pope reveals that nuns watch porn but *checks notes* priests who sexually abused boys were protected by the church

[bolverk 29780]

[SaucyJack 3504]

[HornOnTheBayou 8959]

Porn-watching nuns?

[F250 28885]

6 hours ago, Nothing To Add said:

When we started the demo to get it down to the studs we found a number of empty liquor bottles and dildos.

[Genco 3041]

7 hours ago, Nothing To Add said:

I thought it was funny and sad at the same time. 

[scottsins 1981]

These nuns had some dirty habits.

[DigglerontheHoof 21263]

2 hours ago, scottsins said:

These nuns had some dirty habits.

[Post Oak 20312]

Well I know what I'm searching the Hub for.

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

17 hours ago, Nothing To Add said:

I'm old and I had a summer job in the mid 80's converting the old convent at Exposition and Westover into an office building.  When we started the demo to get it down to the studs we found a number of empty liquor bottles and dildos.  I thought it was funny and sad at the same time.  Catholic church and celibacy should have gone away hundreds of years ago.

Were they all in the same location?  Like, did the nuns have a dildo deposit that they were all aware of?  Or were they spread throughout the place because each nun secretly had her own dildo hidey hole?  

[Willfully Horn 8068]

3 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Were they all in the same location?  Like, did the nuns have a dildo deposit that they were all aware of?  Or were they spread throughout the place because each nun secretly had her own dildo hidey hole?  

ISWYDT.

[RPM 26381]

I've wanted to fuck a nun since the late 60's. 

[TexArcher 38142]

Blaming a nun for watching porn when she walks in on a priest diddling a little boy is totally on-brand.

[Nivek 17016]

19 hours ago, Nothing To Add said:

I'm old and I had a summer job in the mid 80's converting the old convent at Exposition and Westover into an office building.  When we started the demo to get it down to the studs we found a number of empty liquor bottles and dildos.  

What is an empty dildo?

[Willfully Horn 8068]

One that is spent, used up, and a little shell shocked, I’d guess. 

[SaucyJack 3504]

24 minutes ago, Nivek said:

What is an empty dildo?

[burntorangebongos 10752]

Nuns watching porn? Sounds like a bad habit to get into.

[Goredho 17455]

[WhatTheBuck 28823]

12 hours ago, scottsins said:

These nuns had some dirty habits.

I would’ve gone with a slightly different phrase.