WAP nuns

[Willfully Horn 7913]

I confess I will read what y’all have to say.

[Foosters 17691]

my favorite kind of porn is nuns watching porn, so this hits close to home

[Longhorn_Fan68 33825]

16 minutes ago, Foosters said:

my favorite kind of porn is nuns watching porn, so this hits close to home

I liked both things in the title and that's why I'm here. then realized I'm in CR, not NSAA. still...

[High Plains Drifter 10970]

 

Convents don't have parental blocks on their internet?

 

 

Edited October 26, 2022 by High Plains Drifter
covenant, convent, whatever it takes

[Satchel 6908]

I was at the Motherhouse of the nuns who taught me just last year and they were still watching those dated movies featuring nuns. Lilies of the Field and the Sound of Music were still going strong among the remaining older sisters. Now, I’m wondering if it was all a front for something racier, such as Sister Act.

[Nothing To Add 81]

I'm old and I had a summer job in the mid 80's converting the old convent at Exposition and Westover into an office building.  When we started the demo to get it down to the studs we found a number of empty liquor bottles and dildos.  I thought it was funny and sad at the same time.  Catholic church and celibacy should have gone away hundreds of years ago.

[Js1 85056]

That’s hot

[pyrohornIII 4801]

1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

I confess I will read what y’all have to say.

ISWYDT, Holy Father.

[Willfully Horn 7913]

12 minutes ago, Nothing To Add said:

I'm old and I had a summer job in the mid 80's converting the old convent at Exposition and Westover into an office building.  When we started the demo to get it down to the studs we found a number of empty liquor bottles and dildos.  I thought it was funny and sad at the same time.  Catholic church and celibacy should have gone away hundreds of years ago.

Username does not check out.

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

I believe it’s spelled “Wop.”

[Sbbruin 21697]

16 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I believe it’s spelled “Wop.”

expounded a bit

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

Francis is a Jesuit and they play long games. GT his “warning” is just him trying to kickstart more Nuns Watching Porn flicks like The Horny Stepmother Superior Teaches Her Nympho Novices. 
 

 

[Willfully Horn 7913]

40 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I believe it’s spelled “Wop.”

<OG Gen-X scratches head>

[Covri 6229]

3 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

 

I confess I will read what y’all have to say.

[GenXer 2776]

So the pope reveals that nuns watch porn but *checks notes* priests who sexually abused boys were protected by the church

[bolverk 29360]

[SaucyJack 3484]

[HornOnTheBayou 8877]

Porn-watching nuns?

[F250 28659]

6 hours ago, Nothing To Add said:

When we started the demo to get it down to the studs we found a number of empty liquor bottles and dildos.

[Genco 3038]

7 hours ago, Nothing To Add said:

I thought it was funny and sad at the same time. 

[scottsins 1953]

These nuns had some dirty habits.

[DigglerontheHoof 21022]

2 hours ago, scottsins said:

These nuns had some dirty habits.

[Post Oak 20182]

Well I know what I'm searching the Hub for.

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

17 hours ago, Nothing To Add said:

I'm old and I had a summer job in the mid 80's converting the old convent at Exposition and Westover into an office building.  When we started the demo to get it down to the studs we found a number of empty liquor bottles and dildos.  I thought it was funny and sad at the same time.  Catholic church and celibacy should have gone away hundreds of years ago.

Were they all in the same location?  Like, did the nuns have a dildo deposit that they were all aware of?  Or were they spread throughout the place because each nun secretly had her own dildo hidey hole?  

[Willfully Horn 7913]

3 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Were they all in the same location?  Like, did the nuns have a dildo deposit that they were all aware of?  Or were they spread throughout the place because each nun secretly had her own dildo hidey hole?  

ISWYDT.

[RPM 26185]

I've wanted to fuck a nun since the late 60's. 

[TexArcher 37455]

Blaming a nun for watching porn when she walks in on a priest diddling a little boy is totally on-brand.

[Nivek 16808]

19 hours ago, Nothing To Add said:

I'm old and I had a summer job in the mid 80's converting the old convent at Exposition and Westover into an office building.  When we started the demo to get it down to the studs we found a number of empty liquor bottles and dildos.  

What is an empty dildo?

[Willfully Horn 7913]

One that is spent, used up, and a little shell shocked, I’d guess. 

[SaucyJack 3484]

24 minutes ago, Nivek said:

What is an empty dildo?

[burntorangebongos 10681]

Nuns watching porn? Sounds like a bad habit to get into.

[Goredho 17302]

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

12 hours ago, scottsins said:

These nuns had some dirty habits.

I would’ve gone with a slightly different phrase.