Michael Dickson

[SilasCoade 2622]

48 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Dicko's trying to hit Seattle's party scene and weather a couple hungover games before it turns into a dark, grey, joyless drizzle for nine months. Respect the hustle.

Six months. It's the greatest place in the world for four months.

[futureman 22517]

43 minutes ago, Llogg said:

Six months. It's the greatest place in the world for four months.

and the other two?

[Modessit 5603]

I still think Dicko's series of sub-50 punts in a row to the 20-30 yd lines are intentional due to the Seahawks having issues with punt coverage. Once they get more comfortable with players getting to the proper spots at the proper time we'll see that average go back up.

[Goodman 3273]

Love the attitude but I find that hard to believe.

[futureman 22517]

28 minutes ago, Modessit said:

I still think Dicko's series of sub-50 punts in a row to the 20-30 yd lines are intentional due to the Seahawks having issues with punt coverage. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

Maybe he wore out his leg due to the Longhorn three-and-out offense during his time in Austin.

[Katfid54 8635]

8 hours ago, futureman said:

[SilasCoade 2622]

10 hours ago, futureman said:

and the other two?

The world is on fire those months and you can't breathe.

[Vertigo 20300]

58 minutes ago, Llogg said:

The world is on fire those months and you can't breathe.

Those 85 degree days must be a bitch

[miguelito 11267]

No, he really means fire.

 

[DaysOff 7966]

If we ever go metric I'd prefer a 10 month year. February and April can fuck right off.

[Assman 1830]

26 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

If we ever go metric I'd prefer a 10 month year. February and April can fuck right off.

Don't you dare bad mouth April.

[Pato del Muerto 52553]

12 hours ago, Modessit said:

I still think Dicko's series of sub-50 punts in a row to the 20-30 yd lines are intentional due to the Seahawks having issues with punt coverage. Once they get more comfortable with players getting to the proper spots at the proper time we'll see that average go back up.

Maybe they’d be more comfortable if Jon Ryan was still punting. 

[Modessit 5603]

Nm

[futureman 22517]

16 hours ago, Modessit said:

Nm

np

[Machinator 32099]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gkg2kfZCZLY

Pretty good video on Dickson's road to the NFL. Won't embed here so you'll have to click through to view on YouTube.

[Machinator 32099]

Here we go.

[Katfid54 8635]

On 9/28/2018 at 11:28 AM, DaysOff said:

If we ever go metric I'd prefer a 10 month year. February and April can fuck right off.

Good idea. Then each month can be made up of 36.5 days, 3,650 centidays, and 36,500 millidays.

[Eastwood 4394]

On 9/20/2018 at 7:57 AM, NorthLoop said:

Every time I see him kick in the league I wanna scream out "DID YOU GUYS NOT WATCH ANY FILM ON THIS GUY???"

He was on vacation when he was at Texas. Got a shot at the league and all of a sudden he learns how to put in work.

[sushihorn 3233]

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Good idea. Then each month can be made up of 36.5 days, 3,650 centidays, and 36,500 millidays.

The metric system needs to incorporate the milliHelen.  A unit of beauty sufficient to launch one ship and burn down a small neighborhood.  Much more useful than most of the existing units of measure.

[Katfid54 8635]

15 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

The metric system needs to incorporate the milliHelen.  A unit of beauty sufficient to launch one ship and burn down a small neighborhood.  Much more useful than most of the existing units of measure.

I shudder to think of the destructive potential of a petaHelen.

[the idoit 165]

If we ever go metric I'd prefer a 10 month year. February and April can fuck right off.

Would you prefer 6 or 8 slices of pizza, Mr. Berra?

[shakahorn 1645]

The metric system needs to incorporate the milliHelen.  A unit of beauty sufficient to launch one ship and burn down a small neighborhood.  Much more useful than most of the existing units of measure.

My buddies and I refer to many small towns as having to be rated on the ‘Helen of Troy’ scale. Meaning, you have rate the chicks on a scale of 1-1000 because most are gonna be sub-100.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

1 hour ago, shakahorn said:

My buddies and I refer to many small towns as having to be rated on the ‘Helen of Troy’ scale. Meaning, you have rate the chicks on a scale of 1-1000 because most are gonna be sub-100.

Paris, TX scored pretty high.

[NorthLoop 14222]

23 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Paris, TX scored pretty high.

I'm from Paris. You are wrong sir. 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

'twas a reference to Helen of Troy herself.

[Jkwellborn 6718]

You did see where he said he was from Paris right?

[Machinator 32099]

Dickson weighs in on the criticism of his cousin.

 

Edited October 23, 2018 by Machinator

[AUS-97HORN 11813]

well Dicko isnt exactly wrong.  our punt team blocking is terrible.   we should have had at least 2 punts blocked in the last 4 games,  

[TommyGufano 6021]

On 10/9/2018 at 12:45 PM, Katfid54 said:

Good idea. Then each month can be made up of 36.5 days, 3,650 centidays, and 36,500 millidays.

36.525 days*

Gonna need to phase out leap year while we're improving...

[SDG 3319]

 

 

[HenryJames 66143]

Tim Tams.

[Stu 25]

On 10/22/2018 at 9:24 PM, AUS-97HORN said:

well Dicko isnt exactly wrong.  our punt team blocking is terrible.   we should have had at least 2 punts blocked in the last 4 games,  

I like how the guy posts a vid of the end running untouched and getting the block to show how slow the punter is... pretty sure someone missed a blocking assignment.

[futureman 22517]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Tim Tams.

x1000

vegemite is scraped from the taint of native bush people. 

[texifornia 57040]

Celeb status

 

[Machinator 32099]

 

[NaTeWHO 852]

Just ran for a first down from the back of the endzone. Looked like he was going to take the safety, as Seattle was up 2 TDs, saw some space and took off.

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Eastwood 4394]

Nice play, don't ever fucking do it again. - Pete Carroll/Lou from Major League

[Bigbend1812 12927]

39 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Lolz

[SizzleChest 8284]

 

[SDG 3319]

At the 3:10 mark Pete spends a couple minutes discussing the fake punt. 

 

 

[WBT 20649]

Lulz, Aussie sweep.

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

Q: so, he was supposed to take a safety there?

A: yeeeeeeep (lots of laughter)

[RabidM 2668]

I hope there's footage of Carroll's face when that play happened.  I bet it's hilarious. 

[Sleepygrad 1029]

Big balls Dickson

[Pato del Muerto 52553]

His balls are always bouncing to the left or to the right

[Jkwellborn 6718]

His balls are always bouncing to the left or to the right

I don’t think brass bounces like ac/dc thinks.

[El Squared 1813]

On 10/25/2018 at 9:43 AM, futureman said:

x1000

vegemite is scraped from the taint of native bush people. 

It’s a mixture of axel grease and salt.

[Machinator 32099]