2023 Official Astros World Champs Offseason Thread

[Gourmand 7774]

 

[tx 3 putt 76970]

Zero reason to push hm. He’s ready when he’s ready 

[UTexasFight 9454]

That Altuve opening day stat is depressing.

I wish they could just put him out there for the opening pitch. 

[Mo Horn 8843]

Blanco with another strong start. I guess we can't have a 7 man rotation. Long relief it is. 

[utxmike05 1828]

Going to see the Stros play at the Sugarland Space Cowboys Mon 3/27.  Tickets are cheap, do it.

[kevwun 15790]

Why do they schedule that on a Monday?

Edited March 21, 2023 by kevwun

[utxmike05 1828]

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Why do they schedule that on a Monday?

 

Sunday would have been great day game.  Guess Monday is last day before reg season starts that they could do.

 

[tx 3 putt 76970]

14 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Why do they schedule that on a Monday?

because you touch yourself 

[tx 3 putt 76970]

 

[Gourmand 7774]

 

[Scraps 13561]

She didn't show the gold thong I sent her

[kevwun 15790]

It looks great crumpled up on my floor.

[Scraps 13561]

Yeah thanks for letting us use your bed...sorry we didnt clean up

[tx 3 putt 76970]

 

[tx 3 putt 76970]

welp, I'm pretty much sold on heading down to minute maid tonight. anyone else going ?

 

[WBT 20579]

Is Ted actually hurt?  Because Mullins starting over him is bullshit even against a lefty.

[tx 3 putt 76970]

 

16 minutes ago, WBT said:

Is Ted actually hurt?  Because Mullins starting over him is bullshit even against a lefty.

 

Edited March 21, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[WBT 20579]

Hmm, hope it's nothing serious.

Maybe the Astros requested he be held out after Altuve got hurt.

Edited March 21, 2023 by WBT

[tx 3 putt 76970]

[tx 3 putt 76970]

Just now, WBT said:

Hmm, hope it's nothing serious 

[tx 3 putt 76970]

 

[tx 3 putt 76970]

The line is crazy. I’ll come back around 3am 

Edited March 22, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[tx 3 putt 76970]

It’s wrapped down 3rd baseline, down first baseline, around into LF. On the outside of the stadium 

Edited March 22, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[UTexasFight 9454]

The hats are ok. The jerseys just look awful. Gold and orange is not a good look.

Silly to line up for something like this at midnight,

but I’ll allow it to keep printing the money for crane to go sign Tucker 

[tx 3 putt 76970]

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

The hats are ok. The jerseys just look awful. Gold and orange is not a good look.

Silly to line up for something like this at midnight,

but I’ll allow it to keep printing the money for crane to go sign Tucker 

I live very close, I’ll go by around 3 and see what the line looks like 

[Saint Tacky 1614]

Done!

[tx 3 putt 76970]

I’m fading out, everything is online 

[Gourmand 7774]

 

[tx 3 putt 76970]

The wbc would have been great for hunter brown 

[Scraps 13561]

Posted in the mlb thread, but if anyone wants to join the surly roto league then head over to Gambling board.  

Draft is Sunday 3/26 at 8pm.  A few of your usual suspects from this thread are in that league.  

 

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

8 hours ago, Saint Tacky said:

Done!

That looks God awful.  Could they not mix in some teal while they were at it?

[DaysOff 7951]

Gold is old. Tacky 90s looking shit.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

I ordered a hat from MLBshop this morning. I'll probably just wait for Academy to stock the jerseys or pick one up at the team store during Opening Day weekend. I was hoping for a gold variation of the Framber Blues. 

[Storm the Field 5294]

(Turning into my old man):

Any person that drops $450 on an "authentic" gold jersey forfeits the right to complain about money ever again.

[Scraps 13561]

So I was looking at the weather for my trip to Minnesota to watch the Astros and the day before I fly in there is expected 1-3 inches of snow.  30% chance the day I fly in with high of 44 and low of 29.  The first game would be the next day 4/6  if they play it lol 

[UTexasFight 9454]

24 minutes ago, Scraps said:

So I was looking at the weather for my trip to Minnesota to watch the Astros and the day before I fly in there is expected 1-3 inches of snow.  30% chance the day I fly in with high of 44 and low of 29.  The first game would be the next day 4/6  if they play it lol 

Yeah I was annoyed that we had to do our Minnesota trip in early April. 
so dumb to not put a roof on that place, but I guess no one cares about April baseball and the twins never have to worry about October baseball, so they said fuck it 

[Gourmand 7774]

11 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

The hats are ok. The jerseys just look awful. Gold and orange is not a good look.

Silly to line up for something like this at midnight,

but I’ll allow it to keep printing the money for crane to go sign Tucker 

strongly agree with all of this

those ppl are weird. they probably line up for bbq at 6 am.

[Hate 20108]

Here’s the view from my office. I’m looking forward to day games with the roof open…or in other words, the one time it happens I hope I’m here for it.

[Gourmand 7774]

Jairo Solis is starting today in place of Hunter Brown. 

I'm old enough to remember when he was a highly regarded prospect who kept bogarting a spot on the 40-man forever while recovering from multiple TJ surgeries or some shit. He hasn't pitched since 2018. 

[Saint Tacky 1614]

It's a baseball jersey... but, thanks for the input.

 

[WBT 20579]

Glad to hear I'm not alone in not liking the gold.  It reminds me too much of the worst/2nd worst* unis in team history, especially the hat.

*I go back and forth on which of drayton's redesigns is the worst.

[Gourmand 7774]

Dirden keeps hitting. Double down the RF line

[Gourmand 7774]

Glad to hear I'm not alone in not liking the gold.  It reminds me too much of the worst/2nd worst* unis in team history, especially the hat.
*I go back and forth on which of drayton's redesigns is the worst.

Yep.

That blue gold shit is TRASH and it makes me want to piss on lawns when all the kids pine for those "throwbacks." Those should be thrown away and burned forever.

[tx 3 putt 76970]

The all white jerseys were garbage 

[formermav43 4606]

1 hour ago, Saint Tacky said:

It's a baseball jersey... but, thanks for the input.

 

User name checks out.

[tx 3 putt 76970]

3 hours ago, Scraps said:

So I was looking at the weather for my trip to Minnesota to watch the Astros and the day before I fly in there is expected 1-3 inches of snow.  30% chance the day I fly in with high of 44 and low of 29.  The first game would be the next day 4/6  if they play it lol 

pack your Ugg’s 

[Scraps 13561]

You think you know people then you hear their take on jerseys past and present

[Gourmand 7774]

 

[Gourmand 7774]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

You think you know people then you hear their take on jerseys past and present
 

this u?

[Scraps 13561]

Orale