2022 Election Day Thread - Midterm Rumble

[deft 6,844]

Masters: Hold my 4Loko bruh . . .
someone alert the pizza huts 

It’s really cool how you can visit the sheriffs office and they’ll just let you borrow firearms for cosplay

[G650 14,249]

9 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

can i be the first one to say what we're all thinking - @Js1 needs to stop spending so much time on this stupid website.  he needs to be in front of a magic wall explaining to the masses what the fuck is happening, why, and where, and maybe how.  at the very least, he needs to start an informational and influential twitter page that i can follow.

how do we make this happen?

Js1 Kornacki Wasserman should be his new screen name

[Js1 85,311]

12 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

can i be the first one to say what we're all thinking - @Js1 needs to stop spending so much time on this stupid website.  he needs to be in front of a magic wall explaining to the masses what the fuck is happening, why, and where, and maybe how.  at the very least, he needs to start an informational and influential twitter page that i can follow.

how do we make this happen?

Uh no thanks, not starting a new twitter account on Elon’s right wing paradise app 

[Bullneck 19,079]

1 hour ago, Azbadlands said:

Why should the majority of us even be voting in person or by mail on paper ballots?  I would prefer to have the option to vote online with other options available for people who don't have the ability to vote online for whatever reason...

Serious question:

You acknowledge there are no issues with the vote, no fraud, no intimidation, no fakery, no miscounts, no nothing.  Maybe you find it inconvenient to vote for some reason (filling out paperwork or taking time off work or finding a drop box).  You also acknowledge we have a system of government and mechanisms for maintaining our democracy that the best in the world, or at least in the top ten.

You just would like to know the result sooner.  Is that right?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,869]

pretty incredible that America recognized the threat that was of packing state SOS's with election deniers and that we effectively stymied the GQP's plan to steal the next election. can't believe we pulled that part off (or kept them from pulling it off)

[SubliminalHorn 6,786]

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

pretty incredible that America recognized the threat that was of packing state SOS's with election deniers and that we effectively stymied the GQP's plan to steal the next election. can't believe we pulled that part off (or kept them from pulling it off)

Pretty proud of my fellow Americans. Sane people are sick of the gqp’s shit

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,510]

2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

TIL New Hampshire has a 400 state house with only a state population of 1.4m.  Or 1 rep per 3,500 people.  Texas’ House is 150 members.

Edited November 12, 2022 by Nice Guy Eddie

[SquishMitten 10,403]

3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

3.  Silencers are a lot quieter than I though.  Make less noise than in the movies.  

He’s shooting .22 LR. That’s a pretty quiet round. Even without a suppressor, it’s basically a loud pellet gun

Edited November 12, 2022 by SquishMitten

[cactusflinthead 27,598]

 

[Biff Tannen 45,673]

19 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

TIL New Hampshire has a 400 state house with only a state population of 1.4m.  Or 1 rep per 3,500 people.  Texas’ House is 150 members.

Their state House has almost as many members as the national House?  

[Firemans4Horn 18,046]

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Blake can focus on his favorite pastime: Hunting humans for sport. 

[Biff Tannen 45,673]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Blake can focus on his favorite pastime: Hunting humans for sport. 

The most dangerous game.

[G650 14,249]

Slytherin head boy. Lol

[The Dog 44,020]

 

[Serak The Preparer 3,431]

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Shut your mouth. How can you say he goes about things the wrong way.

Listen, he may want to be loved just like everybody else does, but ain't no way he's human.

Edited November 12, 2022 by Serak The Preparer

[chainsaw 9,865]

This one gave me a chuckle

 

[The Dog 44,020]

 

[TexEx15 17,509]

2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Like any of this is gonna happen

 

So become Democrats?

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2,663]

"Laxalt" is a good name for someone awaiting a [ballot] dump.

[Js1 85,311]

13 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Laxalt knows it’s probably over

 

[Js1 85,311]

 

[TexEx15 17,509]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Laxalt knows it’s probably over

 

I actually appreciate a GQP candidate explaining what is happening rather than screaming fraud.

[chainsaw 9,865]

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

I actually appreciate a GQP candidate explaining what is happening rather than screaming fraud.

would you say his overall demeanor lacks salt?

[Js1 85,311]

1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

I actually appreciate a GQP candidate explaining what is happening rather than screaming fraud.

I think they have a concerted effort to not scream fraud because it hurt them after 2020. I find it hard to believe they had a true change of heart - it’s all calculated 

[Voldemort86 2,259]

39 minutes ago, G650 said:

Slytherin head boy. Lol

Guys……. I voted democrat up and down the ballot!  I swear!   Please don’t ban me……

[Bullneck 19,079]

[henrygandorf 29,189]

21 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

would you say his overall demeanor lacks salt?

def not helping with the culinary union.

[Biff Tannen 45,673]

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

def not helping with the culinary union.

Or the curing 

[Bullneck 19,079]

Shofar, eh?

 

Edited November 12, 2022 by Bullneck

[henrygandorf 29,189]

26 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I think they have a concerted effort to not scream fraud because it hurt them after 2020. I find it hard to believe they had a true change of heart - it’s all calculated 

they scream whatever they think will get them votes.

i actually think the youngkin election situation hurt them, though they'll never admit that.  they turned crt into the bogeyman and thought scare tactics would be the key to everything 2022.  it wasn't.

[WBT 20,561]

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

TIL New Hampshire has a 400 state house with only a state population of 1.4m.  Or 1 rep per 3,500 people.  Texas’ House is 150 members.

Yeah I read something about that yesterday.  The NH House is the second largest legislative body in the country to the US House.  

That works out to about one rep for every 3 households I believe.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Well played.

Absolutely stunning!!!!

Hope you’re having so much fun! 🤍

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Yep.  It's the same thing over and over.  After January 6th, some of the rank and file GOPers were "done" and "time to dump him" right up until like a week later.  They are committed to the 30% of cultists because they can't win without them.  

Shit, we’ve been hearing “Trump is finished in the GOP” since that gotdamn golden elevator, mocking a disabled reporter, shitting on Gold Star families, and grabbing the pussy.

I’ll believe he’s finished in the GOP when that orange sack of shit, hate, and fluffy hair is dead and buried.

[Firemans4Horn 18,046]

A man with his finger on the pulse. 
 

 

[Bullneck 19,079]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

A man with his finger on the pulse. 
 

 

We REALLY dodged a bullet with that guy.

[Gengs1 2,583]

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

We REALLY dodged a bullet with that guy.

That’s every Republican out there, you dodge a landmine every time you don’t elect one 

['stache 21,802]

4 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Because that's a really bad idea.

Hackers ahoy

The entirety of your net worth is a culmination of numbers on a server somewhere. Banks get hacked and yet our funds are always secured. It’s entirely possible to vote electronically from anywhere safely and securely.

Edited November 12, 2022 by 'stache

[Zonahorn 8,079]

TLDR: Not good enough for lake. She might net between 14-17k

[G650 14,249]

5 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

TLDR: Not good enough for lake. She might net between 14-17k

[chainsaw 9,865]

21 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

A man with his finger on the pulse. 
 

 

reddit libertarian vibes

[Js1 85,311]

23 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

A man with his finger on the pulse. 

[Js1 85,311]

 

[chainsaw 9,865]

Just now, Js1 said:

 

I'm no Robert Lee Moore but I thought 2 + 3 wasn't 7

[Js1 85,311]

 

[Biff Tannen 45,673]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

 

If she loses by one…

[Js1 85,311]

Just now, chainsaw said:

I'm no Robert Lee Moore but I thought 2 + 3 wasn't 7

Third party or “none of the above” are options too 

[Biff Tannen 45,673]

Just now, Js1 said:

 

Yeah florida sucks no matter their race 

[chainsaw 9,865]

Just now, Js1 said:

Third party or “none of the above” are options too 

thats what i figure. what an indictment of laxalt!

[Js1 85,311]

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

If she loses by one…

Only 2000 ballots left in the rurals and 20k in Clark. It’s getting called tonight when the big Clark dump drops 

Edit: for CCM obvi 

Edited November 12, 2022 by Js1

[chainsaw 9,865]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah florida sucks no matter their race 

if I'd committed federal crimes in New Mexico I would rather confess to them than live in Florida.