Alt left thread of mockery

[Ragnarok 103]

So, the slickest politician of our generation has just said the stupidest thing I have ever heard come out of a politician's mouth.

Bill Clinton " "I think the norms have really changed in terms of, what you can do to somebody against their will"  Holy cow, what was he thinking?

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

Bill Clinton is neither alt nor left and has few defenders on this board. I was expecting to see that meme with dreadlock chick thinking something stupid. 

[Equinox 95]

7 minutes ago, Ragnarok said:

So, the slickest politician of our generation has just said the stupidest thing I have ever heard come out of a politician's mouth.

Bill Clinton " "I think the norms have really changed in terms of, what you can do to somebody against their will"  Holy cow, what was he thinking?

The last OG.

[Bozo_Casanova 26472]

Bill Clinton is neither alt nor left and has few defenders on this board. I was expecting to see that meme with dreadlock chick thinking something stupid. 

Seriously. When I read this title, I thought “alt-Left” was going to refer to some kind of hilarious wacko leftist fringe equivalent to the alt-right (white supremacists, cosplay nazis, guys who accessorize with unloaded K guns, the pajamadeen, etc).
I open and this thread is about the former president that lives at the spiritual center of the Democratic party’s center-right corporatist faction?
Disappointing.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Is this the official ANTIFA outrage thread?  I’ve been missing that one.

[Ragnarok 103]

Nah, this is just for general mockery of anything left of center.  Clinton came up with a doozy.

[David Dennison 18860]

Just now, Ragnarok said:

Nah, this is just for general mockery of anything left of center.  Clinton came up with a doozy.

It's no grab 'em by the pussy.

[Ragnarok 103]

The against their will part pretty much trumps everything.  Apparently Clinton thought there was a time when that was ok.

Edited June 13, 2018 by Ragnarok

[Sbbruin 21856]

I can deal with left of center.  I can't deal with left of center-left.

[thrillhammer 683]

10 minutes ago, Ragnarok said:

The against their will part pretty much trumps everything.  Apparently Clinton thought there was a time when that was ok.

he's from the time of trump when grabbin em by the pussy was ok.

[David Dennison 18860]

9 minutes ago, Ragnarok said:

The against their will part pretty much trumps everything.  Apparently Clinton thought there was a time when that was ok.

So did Donald Trump. 

[Incredulity 11675]

Bernie is the Alt-left.  

[Equinox 95]

Bill needs to retire.

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

We haven't had a good swam thread in a while. Kudos Ragnarok for paying homage to the classics. 

[longhornsftmfw 129]

This is a joke thread, right?

[RPM 26322]

3 minutes ago, longhornsftmfw said:

This is a joke thread, right?

No. Bill Clinton said something. There needs to be hand wringing and gnashing of teeth. Why do you hate the troops?

[bad_teammate 13196]

Fake news, by the way.

Here's the context:

"So, norms have changed. Do you think that’s a good thing?" Woodruff asked. 

"Well, in general, I think it’s a good thing, yes," Clinton replied. "I think it’s a good thing that we should all have higher standards. I think the norms have really changed in terms of, what you can do to somebody against their will, how much you can crowd their space, make them miserable at work."

[longhornsftmfw 129]

Well that certainly wasn't predictable.

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

I was thinking Bill is too seasoned a politician to say something that stupid - then I see bad teammate posted his entire quote. 

At a time when fox news posts pics of Eagles players kneeling in prayer and selling it like they're protesting the anthem, this is not surprising in the least. 

As a fiscal conservative I didn't have too much of an issue with Bill.  Bernie and the true Alt Left worry me.  

Anyways, that's a lot of words to say threadfail...

[Guest]

I’m all for legit alt left mockery, but this should be OP mockery. Horrible

[scottsins 1966]

Nah, this is just for general mockery of anything left of center.  Clinton came up with a doozy.

So...this is NOT the “alt left thread of mockery”?

[Buzzrock 14921]

I was thinking Bill is too seasoned a politician to say something that stupid - then I see bad teammate posted his entire quote. 
At a time when fox news posts pics of Eagles players kneeling in prayer and selling it like they're protesting the anthem, this is not surprising in the least. 
As a fiscal conservative I didn't have too much of an issue with Bill.  Bernie and the true Alt Left worry me.  
Anyways, that's a lot of words to say threadfail...

I never voted for him, but Bill is definitely on my presidents I would like to have dinner with short list.

[RPM 26322]

32 minutes ago, scottsins said:

 

So...this is NOT the “alt left thread of mockery”?

 

More like the "make up imaginary shit about anything not "conservative" thread.

[Dolemite 143]

Slap dat azz

[Bozo_Casanova 26472]

This is a joke thread, right?

Fraid not. This is pathetically real.

 

 

Go back to the safe space, Rag. The Hillary Clinton 2016 thread is more your speed.

[Anastasis 23473]

Ain't gonna lie, at one point in life I would have knocked the bottom out of the dirty dreadlocked leftist meme chick. 

[HenryJames 66076]

So this has turned into the Ragnarok thread of mockery?

[Ragnarok 103]

Lol that you guys think the full quote changes the meaning.  Adding the other 2 (how much you can crowd their space? WTF?) somehow makes the 1st part better.  Bill needs to shut up and go back to riding the Epstein express.  On 2nd thought, he needs to keep talking.

[Equinox 95]

My problem with Bill was that he could have grabbed much better looking pussy than he did. I'd hope the most powerful man in the world could be banging supermodels the way the rest of us Surly Horns do.

[Ragnarok 103]

Justin Trudeau's fake eybrow detached. Afterwards, supporters insist it was just a trick of the light and a shadow. You be the judge.

[Equinox 95]

3 minutes ago, Ragnarok said:

Justin Trudeau's fake eybrow detached. Afterwards, supporters insist it was just a trick of the light and a shadow. You be the judge.

That is some strange shit.

[HenryJames 66076]

59 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

So this has turned into the Ragnarok thread of mockery?

 

6 minutes ago, Ragnarok said:

Justin Trudeau's fake eybrow detached. Afterwards, supporters insist it was just a trick of the light and a shadow. You be the judge.

Yes.

[BrickHorn 18237]

11 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

 

I never voted for him, but Bill is definitely on my presidents I would like to have dinner with short list.

 

And maybe a cigar afterward, amirite?

[scottsins 1966]

Justin Trudeau's fake eybrow detached. Afterwards, supporters insist it was just a trick of the light and a shadow. You be the judge.

So this is NOT the “alt left thread of mockery”?

[Sawbonz 27565]

12 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Fake news, by the way.

Here's the context:

"So, norms have changed. Do you think that’s a good thing?" Woodruff asked. 

"Well, in general, I think it’s a good thing, yes," Clinton replied. "I think it’s a good thing that we should all have higher standards. I think the norms have really changed in terms of, what you can do to somebody against their will, how much you can crowd their space, make them miserable at work."

Yeah I don’t think it sounds much better in context coming from him

Edited June 13, 2018 by Sawbonz

[BrickHorn 18237]

You know who also wear fake eyebrows?  Lizard people.  

[Sawbonz 27565]

He’s an alpaca 

[Equinox 95]

At least he isn't plucking them off and then drawing them back on like Vic's cholas.

[Bozo_Casanova 26472]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

So this has turned into the Ragnarok thread of mockery?

Apparently so

[Ragnarok 103]

https://twitter.com/lenadunham/status/1004941784357597186

Ah, today's feminism. Such a joy.

[Fozzz 152]

I wouldn't consider Maddow a "leftist" but lmao at this shit.

 

Amazing to think that there was a time when she was a respectable journalist.  I guess corporate media brings out the batshit in everyone.  

[Bateshorn 9927]

I would just like to add to the pile on:  There's nothing remotely left about Bill Clinton.  His presidency is to the right of a 60's Rockefeller Republican.

[Fozzz 152]

Maybe a handful of people on this board know the difference between libs and leftists.  

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Bateshorn said:

I would just like to add to the pile on:  There's nothing remotely left about Bill Clinton.  His presidency is to the right of a 60's Rockefeller Republican.

Which might explain why Slick Willy was awesome and beloved by almost an entire nation...except Ragnarok who is an idiot and probably 21 years old.

[Bateshorn 9927]

I love the Big Dog, but his views on women's rights have......not evolved.

Edited June 13, 2018 by Bateshorn

[Nivek 16933]

7 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Maybe a handful of people on this board know the difference between libs and leftists.  

Elitist! Socialist communist!  Take your fascism and fuck off!  /s

[Ragnarok 103]

12 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

I would just like to add to the pile on:  There's nothing remotely left about Bill Clinton.  His presidency is to the right of a 60's Rockefeller Republican.

lol, putting Ginsberg and Breyer on the Supreme Court more than qualifies him. 

[Fozzz 152]

The crime bill, welfare reform, crowing over the fucking budget - Bill is a shitlib to his core.  

[The People’s Elbow 707]

22 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

I would just like to add to the pile on:  There's nothing remotely left about Bill Clinton.  His presidency is to the right of a 60's Rockefeller Republican.

Listen: Ragnarok just needed this thread and its equivocation to feel better about himself. 

[ScottishHorn 172]

13 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Fake news, by the way.

Here's the context:

"So, norms have changed. Do you think that’s a good thing?" Woodruff asked. 

"Well, in general, I think it’s a good thing, yes," Clinton replied. "I think it’s a good thing that we should all have higher standards. I think the norms have really changed in terms of, what you can do to somebody against their will, how much you can crowd their space, make them miserable at work."

I actually think the full quote makes the partial quote worse.