Gone posters

[South Austin 52105]

18 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

He went to TCU and he's not dead in the literal real world sense.  

He's mostly dead.

[Guest Lobo]

Okay, new fucking rule.  We can be as vulgar and full of shit as we want, but can we at least draw the fucking line at mods/regular posters not saying that people have died in real life if they haven't died in real life?  We've lost real human beings on here, in real life, to real death.  Let's continue to dilute the human experience and degrade all that is decent and holy...that's what we do here.  But let's at least have like two standards---if it seems like somebody is going to actual hurt somebody or actually die...let's keep that separate from the degenerate shit that keeps this place humming?  

[Guest]

I hear after Rex passed, his family was rudderless, and his son went off the rails. Well here’s footage of him:

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CW9RMNdDsO6/?utm_medium=share_sheet

[ztejas 43262]

On 11/23/2021 at 8:04 AM, Hate said:

I really don't think Rex died.  His username was "killed" and Dr Beeper was created. 

[Sbbruin 21704]

On 11/23/2021 at 7:47 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

 Now he is portrhouse or some shit.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

[cactusflinthead 27594]

On 12/2/2021 at 2:51 PM, Porterhouse said:

How long is this one going to last Rex Beeper?

Maybe leave troph alone this time.

[DDD Dad 14243]

On 12/2/2021 at 2:51 PM, Porterhouse said:

Hi Rex!

[G650 14074]

I was wondering why his football takes were so asinine. All is clear now.

[Nicole44 22027]

I am an asshole. Legit. I was a total asshole to @DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt I am normally not that bitchy. 

[Vito Andolini 9098]

Where is @Burt Macklin? He hasn’t posted in more than a month. 

[Longboard Horn 40102]

Anyone know what happened to @Buffsoldier? Haven't seen him in a year and a half.

[Hate 20103]

I am an asshole. Legit. I was a total asshole to [mention=1291]DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt[/mention] I am normally not that bitchy. 

No need to apologize for that.

[Bullneck 18983]

What's Maninblack up to these days?  I'm assuming he has a new account here.

[Scopro 20]

Armybrat is dead.

I am taking his place.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

7 minutes ago, Scopro said:

Armybrat is dead.

I am taking his place.

Fuck right off 

[Scopro 20]

Actually, I am the poster formerly known as Armybrat.

Before the holidays I pushed the wrong gottdam button on my iPad gadget, and it kicked me off the board and since then has not allowed me to log back in. I’ve tried dozens of times to log back in, but doing the “forgot password?” route doesn’t even get me an email response.

The only way I have been posting under my Armybrat username is on my iPhone. That is a pain in the ass since I can hardly read the damned little letters, plus I have fat fingers.

Today I got the bright idea to register on my iPad under my old Shaggy username and do it with Mrs. Brat’s email address.  Obviously it worked, although Mrs. Brat said she doesn’t want to get emails from any assholes here.

Edited December 28, 2021 by Scopro
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[DalTxHornFan 3085]

4 minutes ago, Scopro said:

Actually, I am the poster formerly known as Armybrat.

[Scopro 20]

Since I posted on this thread I have received two email notifications at my armybrat mailbox (roadrunner address). 
when I click on the  button to read the message here, it says:

Sorry!

We could not locate the item you are trying to view.

[Scopro 20]

Those emails I got at my armybrat mailbox were from the Shadow operative and Immamac.

sorry, but when I click to see them, the above message comes up.

Ah well, I’ll just have to go with this username because it is much more convenient to post on my iPad. But I will post occasionally from my iPhone as armybrat.

I bequeath the armybrat rep to any poor soul who needs it.

Edited December 28, 2021 by Scopro

[DalTxHornFan 3085]

9 minutes ago, Scopro said:

 

Ah well, I’ll just have to go with this username because it is much more convenient to post on my iPad. But I will post occasionally from my iPhone as armybrat.

I bequeath the armybrat rep to any poor soul who needs it.

[cactusflinthead 27594]

1 hour ago, Scopro said:

Armybrat is dead.

I am taking his place.

This is a major disturbance. Save this handle. Go get an armybrat replacement handle. Armybrat123hut. Does not matter. 

Edit: not armybrat123hut. Do better than I did

Edited December 28, 2021 by cactusflinthead

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Shadow_operative3.0 is probably available

[Scopro 20]

Well shit, now I can’t log in as armybrat on my iPhone.

gottdam Russians shouldn’t be wasting their time fucking with me. 

[ztejas 43262]

Someone send the Geek Squad to AB's house. Tell 'em he's high off PCP and weilding a carving knife. 

[Armybrat 40710]

Ok, Immamac got me straightened out with a shot from his defibrillator. Thanks, now I can continue to annoy all you assholes.

(requested that he delete the new Scopro account.)

Edited December 29, 2021 by Armybrat

[Armybrat 40710]

9 minutes ago, Scopro said:

Well shit, now I can’t log in as armybrat on my iPhone.

gottdam Russians shouldn’t be wasting their time fucking with me. 

Ok, as the man said, you can fuck right off now.

[Blotto 23424]

Armybrat/scopro: "Am I hash tagging?" 

[DDD Dad 14243]

Well shit, now I can’t log in as armybrat on my iPhone.
gottdam Russians shouldn’t be wasting their time fucking with me. 

More importantly, can you still post pics upside down?

[DDD Dad 14243]

Ok, as the man said, you can fuck right off now.

Wait, wut?

[Armybrat 40710]

38 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Wait, wut?

Post #916 - Onboard telling my Scopro username to......

So since Immamac got it all straightened out, I quoted and told myself the same thing.

[Biff Tannen 45491]

[Armybrat 40710]

31 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

For the time being, but we still won’t buy any green bananas.

 

Edited December 29, 2021 by Armybrat

[Anastasis 23390]

Did Mrs brat get me email before imma scuttled the account?

[Reynolds Woodcock 4658]

On 12/27/2021 at 10:12 AM, Bullneck said:

What's Maninblack up to these days?  I'm assuming he has a new account here.

I think he’s still around. Just posts less after he got time off for going full on Joe Rogan nutter. 

[Armybrat 40710]

18 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Did Mrs brat get me email before imma scuttled the account?

Nope.

[Gatorubet 30083]

Armybrat is dead.
I am taking his place.

Armybrat also goes by Tom Bombadil. So, no.

[Okie State 3788]

Reading through these it always amazes me when people are banned and come back as someone else. I assume these are functioning adults, but maybe that's assuming too much.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Reading through these it always amazes me when people are banned and come back as someone else. I assume these are functioning adults, but maybe that's assuming too much.

There are multiple threads where these “adults” argue about rep on a fucking Internet forum. Think about that.

[Okie State 3788]

There are multiple threads where these “adults” argue about rep on a fucking Internet forum. Think about that.

Haha yeah. Message boards are serious business.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Haha yeah. Message boards are serious business.

Yep. Especially if you are a fucking loser with no life. Which apparently there are many people that fit into that category.

[Hate 20103]

7 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Yep. Especially if you are a fucking loser with no life. Which apparently there are many people that fit into that category.

[South Austin 52105]

11 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

There are multiple threads where these “adults” argue about rep on a fucking Internet forum. Think about that.

Negged.

[Deej 76524]

19 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Yep. Especially if you are a fucking loser with no life. Which apparently there are many people that fit into that category.

I'd be offended by that, but you're right. 

[SizzleChest 8275]

23 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Armybrat also goes by Tom Bombadil. So, no.

[Longboard Horn 40102]

On 12/30/2021 at 10:01 PM, Okie State said:

Reading through these it always amazes me when people are banned and come back as someone else. I assume these are functioning adults, but maybe that's assuming too much.

Or like at the old house when Derka threw a fit and was like "ban me! Someone change my password... blah blah" then came back a month later with a new name. 

[South Austin 52105]

On 1/19/2022 at 9:17 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Or like at the old house when Derka threw a fit and was like "ban me! Someone change my password... blah blah" then came back a month later with a new name. 

Derka has become like Ben Affleck for me. 

I used to hate Ben Affleck after he did a run of shitty movies following Good Will Hunting, and started imposing his hot political takes upon us all. I instituted a Ben Affleck movie ban, and for years I refused to watch a movie with him no matter how good the reviews.

Then one night The Town is on HBO, and I start watching. I love that movie, and thought Affleck and the rest of the cast did an amazing acting job. Then I find out that mother fucker even directed the film. So I thereafter removed my Ben Affleck Movie Ban. I’m not saying I’ll watch every movie he’s in, and if I stumble across Bill Mahr and find out he’s on the panel I’ll switch the channel. But I’m more open-minded and won’t prejudice a film just because he’s in it.  Shit, I thought he was a great Batman.

Derka’s “The Town” moment for me was this video –

It was such an eloquent, belly-aching performance that moved me to tears, and from then on I saw Derka in a new light. Now, I don’t read all of his posts, but I also don’t immediately gloss over them. In particular, Basketball Derka is the best Derka. His takes on The Horns are pretty solid.

Derka might still bust out OG Derka and Derka a thread for old times sake, just to remind us that he’s Derka no matter the username. Just like Ben Affleck still might put out some trash like Forces of Nature. But I’m more open about accepting Derka as part of this blessed internet community of upstanding individuals.

Edited January 22, 2022 by South Austin

[G650 14074]

We are treated to a much more self aware Derka these days, and we are all richer for it.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Well, he is right, Rex (and all his various screen names) is a bitch made bitch. It is known.

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

Raise your hand if you never saw that Derka video. I made it about halfway thru just now. I always liked Derka so it’s still funny to me how seriously he takes the internet. He never realized to put futureM on ignore? Sheesh.

The best was when Derka showed up to one of the first TX/OU Friday night happy hours and busted out a freestyle rap. You had to be there but it was pretty great, especially when meeting him for the first time.