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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

And yes, there is some light, light burlesque.  But i swear, it's tasteful.  


Last time you mentioned something “tasteful” is was about two darling girls sharing a cup. Color me skeptical, just sayin.  

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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

It's Lobo's special gift.  He and Brisket should work Vegas.

 

2 hours ago, thunderlounge said:


Not sure I wanna see brisket up and down the strip in a bunch of feathers. 

 

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Well, it's not gonna be exactly like last time.  We workshopped the new act.  It's mostly comedic crooning with some pessimistic political banter in there.  And yes, there is some light, light burlesque.  But i swear, it's tasteful.  

Yeah, I mean....if y'all didn't think I was ditching the feather coverup at the beginning of the second act, you clearly haven't been paying attention.

When I'm performing in Vegas, I have some really big fans.....

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and in Vegas, Puerto Rico...they give you just the yolks, and make you watch the cock and the hen in a threesome with the stripper's ass.  In all honesty, it was really esoteric with high production value, as far as performance art goes.  

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On 12/19/2023 at 2:57 PM, Covri said:

I can see the billboard now

 

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I never realized how much Brisket looks like Chris Kattan until just now.  

14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I heard he fucked an ostrich.

Again, we're hearing it was a sick ostrich.  

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59 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I heard he fucked an ostrich.

I believe it was horse beastiality? Someone on ShaggyBevo posted links to a beastility message board that had a bunch of posts about sex w/horses that were all signed "Bernard" the same way he did it here. They were creepily detailed. 

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5 minutes ago, KaiserSoze said:

I believe it was horse beastiality? Someone on ShaggyBevo posted links to a beastility message board that had a bunch of posts about sex w/horses that were all signed "Bernard" the same way he did it here. They were creepily detailed. 

W.T.F?

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Wait, what the fuck?  I thought we were doing that bit from Letterkenny about the Ginger and Boots?  

Somebody talked honestly about fucking a horse?  

What the fuck, Bernard?  Goddamn, every time I think we've all kinda laid out weirdness on the table...shit like this comes up.  Between txTow and the pegging guy.  I mean, horse fucking?  These are legit crimes people!  

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2 hours ago, KaiserSoze said:

I believe it was horse beastiality? Someone on ShaggyBevo posted links to a beastility message board that had a bunch of posts about sex w/horses that were all signed "Bernard" the same way he did it here. They were creepily detailed. 

Is this one of those inside jokes that I don't know about or is this a real thing?

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10 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Is this one of those inside jokes that I don't know about or is this a real thing?

I was trying to make a LK joke and it apparently hit too close to home.

I was honestly shocked that the first reply wasn’t "allegedly!"

Posted
Just now, Hate said:

So is Bernard a horse fucker or not? 

No idea. He hasn’t been around and there doesn’t really seem to be any Texas based people who died with what is likely his name in the timeframe. 

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55 minutes ago, troph said:

god dammit, you let one or two fucking transgender people up in here and now we are fucking horses. I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN!!! 

Well at least we know the horse won't talk about what happened.  

(checks notes)

Goddamit Bernard, you had to fuck Mister Ed?  You know this is gonna be a thing on texags about us now, don't you? !? 

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4 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

I mean if he wants to fuck horses who am I to judge? He and Now This are hopefully plotting their triumphant returns together. 

To be fair getting fucked in the ass and fucking a horse don’t seem like the same ballpark. I mean I’ve been fucked in the ass and more than once and I wouldn’t… shudder gotdamn Bernard wtf?

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I went to elementary school with a dude that was like 15 in fourth grade, fucked a horse and dropped out. I think he fucked the horse prior to and unrelated to the academic slide. Fucker was fast as fuck at smeer the (edit)( dude with the ball.)

Acres Homes holla!

But that asshole didn't sign his post like a goddamn weirdo.

-BTR

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On 12/14/2023 at 3:10 PM, YGIFS said:

Yeah, none of my business and I should probably go away too.  But where is Cheeseweasel?  And then where's the guy (can't remember the handle), but his avatar was the Anus Pounder marquee from the burger joint?  

And then to complete the advent triumvirate, where's the latest Dr. Beeper who usually posts my real name every two years at the holidays?  

Got busy for a few months.  Football finally brought me back to the football board, but aside from reading this thread, still don't have as much time as I used to. 

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Got busy for a few months.  Football finally brought me back to the football board, but aside from reading this thread, still don't have as much time as I used to. 

Quitter. Probably not even gay anymore.
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Posted (edited)
On 12/23/2023 at 9:17 AM, Brisketexan said:

What KIND of horse? Because I want to know if he was racist. Oh, a pinto isn’t good enough for you, Mr “I want my horse to be pure chestnut,” is it?

the Thing about sexen a Horse is that if It dont want You too fuck it It will let you Know . 

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Man, I feel like I should delete my account willingly before I drop dead of a heart attack or some shit. This thread gives me weird juju.

Either stop posting and someone finds your obituary cause you dropped dead, or stop posting and there's 20 posts that assume you're having sex with horses.

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Would be nice to have an account delete feature so that we can know "oh this person decided to leave" versus "oh this person might have died and their bad takes live on forever."

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On 12/22/2023 at 5:01 PM, KaiserSoze said:

I believe it was horse beastiality? Someone on ShaggyBevo posted links to a beastility message board that had a bunch of posts about sex w/horses that were all signed "Bernard" the same way he did it here. They were creepily detailed. 

And he was a Sarah jessica Parker fan. It all adds up.

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