UT vs Piggy Haikus

[NeverMarryAStripper 21998]

I enjoyed the aggy version of this so I figured it was time for a new one for piggie.

Pig dog piled early

Act like you've been there before

Oh wait, you have not

[NeverMarryAStripper 21998]

Pig pulls their own pork

They don't shoot it in a jar

Just in their sister

[NeverMarryAStripper 21998]

I got laid tonight

She's not related to me

So she's not a pig

[utee94 15877]

Sister wife and I

Board our home, the two of us

We're Omaha bound

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Down from the Ozarks

Piggy oozes with hatred

Lo! Their doom awaits

[Player 4576]

Way back in the woods,

One can hear “squeal like a pig”.

Inbred hillbillies.

[Art Vandelay 1712]

Brush your tooth, sister

We's goin' to Omaha

Load up the trailer

 

Here piggy, piggy

Pork chops taste good; bacon too

The Horns dig on swine

 

[Huckleberry 33163]

They've never been champs

Do not expect that to change

Fuck you, Arkansas

[TornACL 7733]

Confident Piggies,

This is not March anymore

Bow to your daddy

[DeadArmadillo 907]

No indoor plumbing?

F__ your sister again, hogs

Or get in line to

[Player 4576]

In the S-E-C, 

You pigs feasted and got fat. 

Hogs now get slaughtered. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Stupid piggy hats.

A history of failure.

What the hell ever.

 

[Dnaguy 12181]

A once heated foe

In need of a reminder

Of who is supreme

 

[Beau Vine 54487]

Eat a dick, Arkie

Fans, you fat fucking retards

Nom nom nom nom nom!

 

[Victor Lazlo 1780]

Championship dreams

Bitch-slapped to reality 

Tears in Fayettenam 

[Dennis Taylor 18892]

saw a hog fan once

he was wearing just one shoe

found one not lost one 

[Mez2 4032]

all your CWS

are belong to Texas Fight

hogs will find out first

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

Back fat, tats, and cigs.

Socks are for snobs.  People of

Wal Mart: It’s Arkie. 

Edited June 13, 2018 by SuingToGetAMessageBoard?

[TexArcher 38119]

Drove thru Arky once.

A poor man's Mississippi.

Wish they would secede.

[zork 629]

oink, oink, oink oink, SQUEAL!

Look, Kody Clemens just took 

2-2 over fence

 

fat guy in a kilt

holy shit that fucker's fat

needs to buy two seats

 

S E C piggy,

proud of home field advantage.

Horns home Omaha.

 

[RedDirtTexan 209]

Bitch ass arky sucks

Suck a bag of dicks, piggy

No trophy for you

[utee94 15877]

Selling roadside jams

And jellies too sometimes, is

All Arkie's good for

[Blotto 23601]

Win or lose the games

Hog fans will fuck their sisters

Or their meth-mouthed moms.

[TexArcher 38119]

Banjos are not cool.

Welfare is not a career.

Your state's a shithole.

[Art Vandelay 1712]

Is she his cousin?

Or sister? Or maybe wife?

It's Arky. So, yes.

 

Kody stares down hogs

"He shore got a purty mouth"

Is all they can say