Game Thread Texas vs. tcu - 6:30pm on ABC

[Hook1997 5426]

48 yards of offense…

[The_Great_Hornsby 3305]

Just now, Mileslong said:

Card would have been sacked about 4 times already

And he would still be playing better than whatever the fuck Ewers is doing out there

[Steelers Roll Left 1223]

This 2-minute drill is going to be interesting…..

[TexArcher 38302]

Just now, Ellellelle said:

He kicked it on 3rd down?

No, they got 5 yds on 3rd and 8.

[sith_horn 2407]

Don't turn it over.

[AUS-97HORN 11870]

Just now, Ellellelle said:

He kicked it on 3rd down?

go home man,

 

you are drunk

 

 

they ran for 3 yards on 3rd and 8  it was 4th

[bad_teammate 13247]

I don't even care about scoring, honestly. Just 2 first downs. Please.

[Brisketexan 105535]

I wonder what the adjustment speech that’s made for offense over halftime since practically everything sucks

On the bright side, this could be the first game where we score more in the second half than the first.
Bad news: it still might be 3 points.

[Sgt Hulk 14013]

So with our second half scoring average. Can we win 6-3 

[victory88 5676]

Fuck Sark and his shitty ass offense.  We have six 5 stars starting on offense.  And this is the product he delivers.  Fuck off.

[BachelorTrek 3103]

2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

You should tell your parents to remove the profanity filter from your phone.

That got regarded fast.  Lulz.

[Valmy77 13376]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Here comes our top flight banging 2 min offense. We go down score  

It has been good. But mostly with Card weirdly enough.

[millhouse 2702]

Ok, go baby go

[bigcigar 1172]

Terrible clock management by sark

[Sgt Hulk 14013]

Hold the fucking phone. 

[A’Dam Psycho 1474]

We’re gonna throw long bombs to Worthy

[UTEX_ME 4783]

The seed of Spike Dykes is out coaching Sark. What a world 

[Valmy77 13376]

Nice throw Quin!

[USNALonghorn 5100]

Worthless caught it!

[Colonel Mustard 325]

Maybe we'll have half time adjustments this time now that the first half didnt work. 

[The Ace of Aces 5240]

Worthy caught a pass holy fucking shit. 

[Sgt Hulk 14013]

That ball was awful 

[Neonmoon 38130]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Penalty yards:

TCU  20

Texas  59

This conference will do everything it can think of to keep us (and ou) from winning the last title or two then leaving.  That would be really bad for business.

Oh stop. It’s not a conspiracy. Texas offense sucks dick tonight. 

[TexArcher 38302]

Yoi're not funny, Herbie, you fat fuck.

[Zeus 6345]

Score here and prove you aren't worse than Herman Sark 

[Firemans4Horn 18275]

Who you throwing to there Quinn?

[CptnJiggleBits 932]

Defense balling out to the max and not only is the O not performin but they are fucking the D and wearing em out. What happened to  complimentary football I always here about. Fuck!!! Bist a draw foe 50+ Horns

[USNALonghorn 5100]

Jesus Christ 

[Sgt Hulk 14013]

Another worthy drop lol

[BabaYaga 15371]

4 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

Drink up, we’re fucked.  Ewers is fucked, the officials are fucked, we’re all fucked.  Without a major change to the trend lines, of course.

Dogs hiding under table.   Wife pissed at me. Running around the house screaming 

im doing my part….

[AUS-97HORN 11870]

we needed worth to drop that.

 

but at this point his hands are bad

[millhouse 2702]

Throw to bijan out of the backfield

[Stunns38 3680]

That was actually a good drop, lol

[David Dennison 19055]

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Worthy caught a pass holy fucking shit. 

And then . . . 

[Sgt Hulk 14013]

We are gonna give them the ball back to score again 

[TXRed 3309]

Replace worthy with Whittington and it’s a different game. 

[hobbes2702 13142]

Worthy lulz

[Party_Taco 3817]

That’s actually a wise drop

[MillerEP 30541]

We are going to give them the ball back with like a minute left

[Pam Cummings 9695]

When your QB is off your receiver have to help him and these guys just arent.

[Anastasis 23490]

Two. 

[hookem48 4704]

too stupid to run past the sticks

[TwiceHorn 31670]

Worthy off the field, please.

[Basil 760]

Worthy drops it again. Give that man a NIL!

[stork642 4503]

So the Texas D gets 5 safeties to win 10-3?

[Anastasis 23490]

Lol. Wtf are we doing. 

[Party_Taco 3817]

Fuck it, go!

[UDontKnow 10451]

Just now, Party_Taco said:

That’s actually a wise drop

Wasn't on purpose though.

[Sgt Hulk 14013]

We are pussies 

[BrazilHorn 6648]

So shitty. WTF???? Just terrible game plan.