Game Thread Texas vs. tcu - 6:30pm on ABC

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

just an absolutely abismal half. 

[NAVY 6740]

What the heck was all that? 

[Duane Moore 5237]

A tactical retreat to the locker room

[Stunns38 3460]

That was ugly. PK and GP need to beat Sarks ass at halftime.

[Valmy77 13226]

Ok let's go make whatever adjustments we can make and get this thing going. The first drive of the second half is key. Need to answer their score.

[UDontKnow 10444]

Just now, Ellellelle said:

That poor sap wearing the Texas is back jacket.

[F250 28766]

What the fuck is this shit?

[MonkeyDoughnut 10232]

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I think that was the right call.

Agreed

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

We get the ball 2nd half. It’s the right call

[Bevo14 8304]

Bleh

Edited November 13, 2022 by Bevo14

[Celery Man 20934]

Alright everyone eat your fucking orange slices

[GreenspointTexas 9600]

PK needs to fucking punch Sark in the face

[BarthHollamew 227]

Oh snap!  Whittington is still on the team!  I thought maybe he had moved to Mexico.  

[Bullneck 19078]

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Just came here to ask where I can get one of these sweet "Texas is Back" sweatshirts!

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Fire Sark

[dcar00 14181]

That was a pathetic display of football. Sark should be fired end of season. Dude is charlie strong level. 

[RoyalBevo21 767]

9 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

It just also happens to be our worst offense of the decade 

2014 Texas Bowl says hi 

[Zeus 6018]

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

I hope Sark is hearing the boos. 

I hope Sark drowns himself in whiskey at halftime

 

[millhouse 2604]

Second half is going to be death by a thousand 8 yard curls isn't it?

[Get ln My Van 927]

Seen all I need to. Sark ain’t him

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Don’t worry guys. We’re making second half adjustments.

[bschoolprof 6252]

that was the most limp dick offensive performance since Shawn Watson bullshit.  

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

I’m sure all the recruits loved the first half of offense and are all inspired by the playcalling and sark taking a knee to

run to the tunnel.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4771]

Can’t wait for those patented Sark halftime adjustments …

[Colonel Mustard 325]

At mid fucking field. What a fucking puss

[NaTeWHO 852]

Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

I hope Sark is hearing the boos. 

[Zeus 6018]

Just now, millhouse said:

Second half is going to be death by a thousand 8 yard curls isn't it?

More hands to the face when they need it

[TXRed 3247]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

you mean the guy that just ran his route short of the sticks?

At least he fucking caught it. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5131]

Who had 0 to 0 on their bingo card?

[TexasIsBetter 275]

If I'm one of these high level offensive recruits I'm peacing out on this shit. Fuck that was some feckless tepid bullshit

[ALexusTexus7 114]

This is one of those 1st halves that is memorable for all the wrong reasons.


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[ruitxn 296]

That’s about as sorry a first half of offense I have ever seen at The University of Texas.  Uncalled for in a game this big…. 

[GreenspointTexas 9600]

We are losing to a team that has 69 total yards

 

 

 

hire willie fritz

[hookem48 4687]

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I think that was the right call.

it was, we get the ball to start the half, no reason to fuck up right there.

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

Great news guys. We won’t be scoring fewer points in the second half than we did in the first. 

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

1 minute ago, Goredho said:

Alright, time to put Rojo at QB and run the wishbone for the 2nd half.  It can’t get any worse on O.

In

[Zepol87 9185]

Offense has to wake the fuck up. D is gonna be worn the fuck out in the 4th if this keeps up 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

Whitt ran a poor route

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

Maybe tonight we get a reversal and explode in the second half! 
 

that’s all I got.

[Neonmoon 38129]

Just now, millhouse said:

Second half is going to be death by a thousand 8 yard curls isn't it?

Don’t forget Bijan dancing into a 1 yard loss

[Constant 6731]

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Quinn’s footwork is just so bad.

Looks like a high school gun slinger, which makes sense. 

[WBT 20561]

Great job by the D.  The game is right there if we can unfuck outselves.

We get the ball 1st....maybe score?

[Firemans4Horn 18046]

4th and 1 at the 50 with Bijan and Roschon

 

[Real Papi 988]

SMH not sure why you wouldn’t try to get them to jump offsides.  Let’s go TEXAS.  Pound the damn rock Sark, frogs can be beat dial it up.  

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Quinn with a clean pocket has been an absolute dumpster fire against OSU and tonight. He’s more likely to get drafted by the Army than the NFL with these shit performances. 

And he will be just like Pauly Shore in that movie. 

[OU Sucks 8806]

Defense is going to have to score for us to have any chance.

[hobbes2702 13032]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Quinn with a clean pocket has been an absolute dumpster fire against OSU and tonight. He’s more likely to get drafted by the Army than the NFL with these shit performances. 

I don’t really see the supposed elite arm talent. I’m not claiming to be an expert but I don’t really see an ability to push the ball vertically down the middle of the field.

[MillerEP 30453]

Who had 0 to 0 on their bingo card?

3-0?

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

once whitt ran a 9 yard route instead of 10 we were fucked there.   if we go for it and miss. they have 2-3 TO at the ball at our 49.  they could very easily get a 10 yard pass and then try an end of half 55 yard FG. 

so we had to just let the time run out and punt. 

[austintiger 111]

Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

We get the ball 2nd half. It’s the right call

Agree. 3 and out after halftime is less risk. Sark has it covered. Run for 6 yards followed by two horribly thrown bombs incoming.