Game Thread Texas vs. tcu - 6:30pm on ABC

[DaysOff 7947]

Imagine paying money to go to these games.

[Vito Andolini 9126]

At the game, so I can’t hear the Fowler/Herbstreit call. Are they calling this a complete shitshow? SEC-like defensive struggle?

[hobbes2702 13033]

Just now, Constant said:

Looks like a high school gun slinger, which makes sense. 

Exactly right. 

[Bodowned 709]

What has Ewers done for 3 weeks to deserve this leash? He has a 55% completion percentage on the season.

[Hank_Hill 18804]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

PK needs to fucking punch Sark in the face

Only if he punches his own face for the last 1.75 seasons.

[SarkAfterDark 1688]

Possibly the best half this defense has played all season and the offense isn’t able to put any points on the board. No complimentary football tonight.

[Herpa Derpa 6125]

[Rip76 4925]

Patterson is licking his chops for that head coaching position.

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Just now, DaysOff said:

Imagine paying money to go to these games.

Texas has em by the balls they are laughing all the way to the bank 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Who had 0 to 0 on their bingo card?

Who cares?  it’s 3-0..

[mrhorn 1383]

At the game, so I can’t hear the Fowler/Herbstreit call. Are they calling this a complete shitshow? SEC-like defensive struggle?

Touting the defenses

[perfectchaos007 6637]

TCU is a second half team, Texas is a 1st half team, Sark is like 1-50 in games where he's losing at halftime. 
There's a lot of stats working against us that we'll need to overcome to win. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

9 minutes ago, Deej said:

Not post-marital, either.

Certainly not inter-marital. 

[BachelorTrek 2968]

2 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Bleh

Meh

[Firemans4Horn 18048]

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

I don’t really see the supposed elite arm talent. I’m not claiming to be an expert but I don’t really see an ability to push the ball vertically down the middle of the field.

he made some elite throws against OU. 

 

But the last couple of games he looks like the Madden punter when you run a fake punt and the ball hangs up in the air for 11 seconds. And the accuracy is dogshit. 

[ATXhorn17 1617]

Worthy’s Instagram had him just chilling in LA a few days ago. Maybe we shouldn’t let our players fuck around mid-week.

[Hank_Hill 18804]

The D can’t play like that all night. Hopefully our O can’t either.

[King Dong 12]

If QE doesn’t come out on fire the 3rd quarter it’s time to bench him.

[DaysOff 7947]

We are losing to a team that has 69 total yards
 
 
 
hire willie fritz

He lost at home today numbnuts

Don't get your fascination other than his daughter

[hobbes2702 13033]

Just now, Rip76 said:

Patterson is licking his chops for that head coaching position.

[AUS-97HORN 11758]

2 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

2014 Texas Bowl says hi 

we only got 59 yards the whole game.   we have 72 so far

 

but then again we also have 59 yards in penalties

[cabowabo 4484]

Garrett Gilbert > Quinn Ewers

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

I think I would have more fun shaving my balls than watching this shit. 

[Tom Chairman 264]

If QE doesn’t come out on fire the 3rd quarter it’s time to bench him.

Spoiler: he won't

[Bullneck 19084]

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Who cares?  it’s 3-0..

There you go!  If we can score 4 points we win!

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

Every team in the land can throw the deep ball. Except us lol. 
 

We are gonna come out 2 runs for 6 yards and an over thrown 25 yard post route 

[UTEX_ME 4762]

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

At the game, so I can’t hear the Fowler/Herbstreit call. Are they calling this a complete shitshow? SEC-like defensive struggle?

Watching the sky cam on stream. Ewers is missing by a mile 

[nineliveslost 2753]

Just now, ATXhorn17 said:

Worthy’s Instagram had him just chilling in LA a few days ago. Maybe we shouldn’t let our players fuck around mid-week.

I'm curious what Worthy's stats are the last 3 games. He has pathetic effort

[BabaYaga 15294]

Do t be soft.   Like bread.  You must be hard.  Like toast!

[Stunns38 3460]

Worthy’s Instagram had him just chilling in LA a few days ago. Maybe we shouldn’t let our players fuck around mid-week.

Sark is weak and the players can do WTF they want to without repercussion.

[RockyMountainHighHorn 890]

….I mean can I even be mad? I’ve complained about the defense for so long…

[sith_horn 2392]

6 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

just an absolutely abismal half. 

Defense has played lights out, so I can't agree. Yeah, the offense needs to produce. If Ewers can settle in, it's anyones game still. Frustrating, yes, but at least some completions were finally made. Whitt just a little short of the line and a brainfart for sure.

The real concern is that the D is probably going to wear down so definitely got to get the O rolling.

Edited November 13, 2022 by sith_horn
typo

[Modessit 5600]

At the game, so I can’t hear the Fowler/Herbstreit call. Are they calling this a complete shitshow? SEC-like defensive struggle?

They were yapping with somebody then had to stop when we threw a completed pass: "Oh wait, a completed pass! Gotta go!"

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

At the game, so I can’t hear the Fowler/Herbstreit call. Are they calling this a complete shitshow? SEC-like defensive struggle?

They are literally laughing at sark and Ewers 

[Ghost of Shag 2608]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Garrett Gilbert > Quinn Ewers

Case McCoy > Quinn Ewers

[stork642 4498]

This team just can’t be good on both sides of the ball at the same time.  Guarantee the offense goes off in the second half and the defense will not be able to stop anything.  

[Brisketexan 105123]

There’s a hockey game happening right now - Leafs v Canucks - that has two more points scored than this football game does.

[hookem48 4687]

1 minute ago, TXRed said:

At least he fucking caught it. 

great, first down was at the 50, how the fuck do you not get past the 50 on the route? It ain't like he was guessing where the line to get was.

[futureman 22457]

5 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

just an absolutely abismal half. 

abysmal, you putz. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Need your receivers to bail out a freshman QB.

[Hank_Hill 18804]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Every team in the land can throw the deep ball. Except us lol. 
 

We are gonna come out 2 runs for 6 yards and an over thrown 25 yard post route 

Making things up is fun

[BabaYaga 15294]

Ewers is bitching out.  Under or overthrown.   Sack the fuck up and get pissed.  We certainly are. 

[Dilligas 666]

How many touches for Bijan? K Rob? Targets to Sanders, Billingsley? Bijan should have had a minimum of 15.

[Ghost of Shag 2608]

Why don’t we run the fucking ball? Why do we keep throwing?

[perfectchaos007 6637]

1 minute ago, King Dong said:

If QE doesn’t come out on fire the 3rd quarter it’s time to bench him.

This is the OKST game part 2 with Quinn. He won't get better in the second half. We need to start Card in the 2nd half

[Steelers Roll Left 1169]

Feels like they’re looking past TCU with Kansas game next week

[LonghornSean 3994]

3 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Worthy’s Instagram had him just chilling in LA a few days ago. Maybe we shouldn’t let our players fuck around mid-week.

He was at the UT hoops game on Monday 

[T-shirt Sip 2101]

5 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

4th and 1 at the 50 with Bijan and Roschon

 

Tried that once already tonight and didn’t get it. 

[cabowabo 4484]

These guys worry too much about their pregame attire. Bunch of clowns.

[steelcityblue 33]

4 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Patterson is licking his chops for that head coaching position.

He sees Texas One Fund, Arch and a Natty.