Game Thread Texas vs. tcu - 6:30pm on ABC

[Enemy07 337]

Wonder what the Surly tailgate looks like right now? Them assholes are probally have a good time drinking at least and haming with some UT girls.

[ApocalypseTexas 299]

Do you give Card a shot here see if he can create a spark

[Lurch 5,931]

These guys worry too much about their pregame attire. Bunch of clowns.

Old man shakes fist at clouds gif

[Zeus 6,126]

Nice helmet to helmet sack on the highlights against us not called targeting, guarantee you if it was the other way it would be the end of that guy on our teams night.

[Codaxx 5,844]

4 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Looks like Ewers may have an arm problem.

More likely a feet problem. He needs to set his feet, step into the throw, and he will be fine 

Edited November 13, 2022 by Codaxx

[Ghost of Shag 2,615]

2 minutes ago, Lurch said:

I’d guess he’s incredibly frustrated by the inaccurate passes. He gets separation only to see the ball sail over him or flutter short

Yeah or hit him right in the hands and he drops it.

Edited November 13, 2022 by Ghost of Shag

[nineliveslost 2,796]

Just now, ApocalypseTexas said:

Do you give Card a shot here see if he can create a spark

yes

[GreenspointTexas 9,664]

Just now, longhornmatt said:

Ewers went from ripping deep outs and seam throws into tiny windows like Matt Stafford to a complete shit show.  Arch Manning will win the job next year whether he wants to redshirt or not at this rate.  I don’t know if Ewers is hurt or what, but this has to stop.  

Anyone can recruit at an elite level at Texas now that we’re paying for our talent, so if that’s what we’re hanging our hat on with Sark … aim higher.  Some of that offensive genius needs to emerge when he doesn’t have elite talent making every play he calls right for him.  Are easy throws allowed?

This

[TXRed 3,291]

That Ewers sack was just like the one Overshown got the targeting call on in the UTSA game. 

[MrBig 5,440]

Sark wont pull Ewers for Card. Johntay Cook liked a tweet saying “Hudson Card is trash” a few weeks back when Quinn was hurt. The recruits are all here watching this shit.

[Valmy77 13,273]

Just now, Zeus said:

Limp dick pussy Sark apologists

@dr99 and @IBuryPaul fuck you too

Zero points and two fucking first downs in a half what a joke eat shit Sark

Yeah but they only scored three points. See in this game you win when you score more after two halves. So maybe see if we can overcome this three point deficit and the game ends before we fire everybody? 

Just a thought. 

[Party_Taco 3,767]

What if that was the good stuff?

He meant like this…

[Zeus 6,126]

Just now, ApocalypseTexas said:

Do you give Card a shot here see if he can create a spark

Honestly he couldn't suck any worse

Probably should've put Ro Jo back at QB during the bye week.

[Ghost of Shag 2,615]

Just now, Codaxx said:

More likely a feet problem. He needs to set his feet and step into the throw and he will be fine 

Ewers has a head problem. That’s his biggest problem.

[A-Tex Devil 2,462]

The fucking sound at the stadium is embarrassingly loud.  Totally fine leading  into big plays but I don’t need to go deaf at halftime from a fucking Coldplay video.  What the fuck, CDC?

[Dnaguy 12,063]

Just now, Lou_Sassle said:

I'm so happy I'm drunk already

You weren’t when this thing kicked off?!

[Codaxx 5,844]

Jesus. I would have lost a lot of money if someone said there would be a 140 total yards of offense combined in the first half 

[TexArcher 38,068]

Just now, ApocalypseTexas said:

Do you give Card a shot here see if he can create a spark

Yeah, but I also don't blow the two 14-point leads on the road.

Are you suggesting that I be the next head coach?

I am available.

[BachelorTrek 3,061]

2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Those big recruits watching that half have to be questioning why’d they come here. That’s what sucks. 

Probably!

OR they may be SO competitive that they know they're going to walk in and take a lot of bad players' jobs by being superior players with SUPERIOR EFFORT!

[Stunns38 3,559]

Maybe instead of sucking the second half we sucked the first half

Lol, not with Sark. He’s already scared and tapped out. Doesn’t have the coaching chops or mental aptitude. Hope the D can adjust with TCU the 2nd half and keep us in it.

[Horn80 6,131]

5 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Looks like Ewers may have an arm problem.

That or stress or both.  His receivers aren’t helping him much.

[ATXbronco 4,089]

We have the same amount of sacks as we do completions - per the TV.

dang

[hookem48 4,703]

3 minutes ago, Lurch said:

I’d guess he’s incredibly frustrated by the inaccurate passes. He gets separation only to see the ball sail over him or flutter short

he also has balls sail over him because a dback touched him with a fingernail

[TexasGary 849]

I believe that that is a grand total of three points in the last four quarters. 

[GreenspointTexas 9,664]

This game making me wish I was on that B17 in dallas today

[Dnaguy 12,063]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

We're gonna win this game, you fucking Nancy asses. 

[Dilligas 666]

Drunk and stupid is the only way to get through this clusterfuck 

[AUS-97HORN 11,823]

Just now, TexArcher said:

We're gonna win this game, you fucking Nancy asses. 

Sark is something like 1 for 20 in games where he was behind at halftime. and that 1 was Kstate last year where it was 17-16 at half.

 

hes literally only won 1 FUCKING game when losing at half. 

 

that bodes really really bad for us. 

[ATXhorn17 1,629]

IMO, Roschon is the key. He’s the team leader and the spark for this offense. Put the game in his hands and run it down their throat.

[BabaYaga 15,320]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Yeah, but I also don't blow the two 14-point leads on the road.

Are you suggesting that I be the next head coach?

I am available.

I would like to submit my resume for VP of unimportant affairs and funny hat day. 

[Spankytoes 1,743]

1 minute ago, MrBig said:

Sark wont pull Ewers for Card. Johntay Cook liked a tweet saying “Hudson Card is trash” a few weeks back when Quinn was hurt. The recruits are all here watching this shit.

It would be like VY getting pulled for Chance Mock because he was looking like shit.

Wait…

[BachelorTrek 3,061]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Yeah, but I also don't blow the two 14-point leads on the road.

Are you suggesting that I be the next head coach?

I am available.

I am available to stand on the sidelines with a frown on my face, yell at zebras for shit calls, and lose for $5+ million per year. Yes, Sir!

[GreenspointTexas 9,664]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

Sark is something like 1 for 20 in games where he was behind at halftime. and that 1 was Kstate last year where it was 17-16 at half.

 

hes literally only won 1 FUCKING game when losing at half. 

 

that bodes really really bad for us. 

1 for 13 when losing at half

[austintiger 111]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This game making me wish I was on that B17 in dallas today

I'm sure sark designed the flight plan

[Bevoette 1,288]

30 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Is he?

He fuckin better out Card in.  But he won't 

[hookem48 4,703]

2 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Ewers has a head problem. That’s his biggest problem.

he has a hard headed problem trying to prove he can get it to Worthy.

[59 Burst 434]

3 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:

He meant like this…

That 107 is tasty!

[Horn80 6,131]

1 minute ago, Dilligas said:

Drunk and stupid is the only way to get through this clusterfuck 

You need to run for Senator.

[TwiceHorn 31,536]

This highlights that we really don't have much depth/talent on O.

We have one tiny, not-physical deep threat with no balls.

One good TE who's young.

One all-world and one solid RB.

And a young QB.

The rest are unreliable as hell.

[ATXbronco 4,089]

Just now, TexasGary said:

I believe that that is a grand total of three points in the last four quarters. 

Sure, okay.

But it's still been this many days since Oklahoma scored a point against us.

[BabaYaga 15,320]

3 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Ewers has a head problem. That’s his biggest problem.

He’s still living off the hype of the OU game.  Get your shit together mullet man. 

[UTEX_ME 4,766]

4 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

I'm so happy I'm drunk already

Same buddy same. Lol we are going to get shut out on National TV

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,119]

14 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

There you go!  If we can score 4 points we win!

Tom?

[Sgt Hulk 13,840]

These 2 teams will combine for 63 points in the second half watch 

[Bevoette 1,288]

4 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

I'm so happy I'm drunk already

Wish I was 

[Auto Driller 2,506]

Well at least we should hopefully have our first possession starting outside of our 15 to start the half.

[Steelers Roll Left 1,182]

17 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

4th and 1 at the 50 with Bijan and Roschon

 

Been meaning to ask: What is this from?

[boilerhorn 1,399]

We've put up 1.22 Watsons of offense in the first half.  I am optimistic for the 2nd half.

[Firemans4Horn 18,123]

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

Been meaning to ask: What is this from?

Her watching this game

[Stunns38 3,559]

It would be like VY getting pulled for Chance Mock because he was looking like shit.
Wait…

Sark makes Mack look like a Navy Seal. This job will eat him alive.