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  On 11/19/2022 at 11:11 PM, Dahobbs said:

Dude, completion percentage against him is roughly 35%, with like 7 yards per completion. And that's for the year. He has been elite. You're confusing him with someone else. 

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I guess watching him give 10 yard cushions and running away from contact has us confused

Posted
  On 11/19/2022 at 11:11 PM, Dahobbs said:

Dude, completion percentage against him is roughly 35%, with like 7 yards per completion. And that's for the year. He has been elite. You're confusing him with someone else. 

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I must be, tbh. I didn't know it was that low. Maybe Jerrin Thompson? I dunno, my heart is broken this year from stupid losses, so I blame all of our backfield for so many busted coverages and deep passes. 

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  On 11/19/2022 at 11:12 PM, Zeus said:

Ewers next year with a healthy shoulder will be badass though.

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A shoulder injury not disclosed is making him miss screen passes and open reads??   Or are we still blaming the non throwing shoulder from weeks ago?

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  On 11/19/2022 at 11:09 PM, Hefeweizen said:

Worthy has to be a badass slot to make it in the NFL.  He’s not making it otherwise unless a a KR.

 

J Brooks looking nice too!  Maybe the O line will finally become a strength?

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Yeah it's like all underclassmen this year we are going to be fucking tough up front for years to come with Flood.

Just need a QB to emerge and keep reloading on DL.

Posted
  On 11/19/2022 at 10:23 PM, Dahobbs said:

Sark: that's what transplants are for. 

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Yeah right...

Dr; Mr. Shooter, you realize you need a liver transplant right?

SH12:  yes sir, I understand. 

Dr: you realize that extreme alcohol abuse is the most common cause right?

SH12: yes sir.

Dr: when did the abuse get severe? Is there a trigger that you recognize?

SH12: well yes sir, you see I've been a lifelong Longhorn fan, and these last 12-13 years have been unbearable. 

Dr:.......you've stuck with them all that time, through all that shit?

SH12: yes sir that's when it got really bad...

Dr:??? Fuck you dumbass, NEXT!!!!!

 

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