Game Thread Texas at kansas - 2:30pm on FS1

[hayden_horn 11360]

4 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Holy shit. Announcers paying no attention.  

i think they are keeping warm with a little of granddaddy's cough syrup

[Neonmoon 38127]

Another play wasted because worthy won’t try 

[ztejas 43266]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I was about to choke my wife if we didn't get that fucking flag. 

Yeah. She's been bad, hasn't she? 

[Vito Andolini 9112]

I never knew Leipold was such a crying cunt.

[crony 352]

Maximum block effort Worthy

[Firemans4Horn 17834]

Make a block worthy. And hit the weight room. 

[chainsaw 9838]

I want to apologize to Bijan that his talents are being wasted on our sorry-ass 4-loss team

[GreenspointTexas 9567]

Worthy with pathetic blocking

[Bullneck 18987]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I was about to choke my wife if we didn't get that fucking flag. 

Is she a referree?

[Hank_Hill 18493]

Can’t believe Ewers missed Worthys block like that

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

Just now, Pancho said:

Sasha Grey? My, uh, wife was asking me

[Pam Cummings 9582]

FG incoming

[Bigbend1812 12889]

Get off me hoe!

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

Here's that well coached offense. 🙄

[immamac 42519]

Bijan is fucking insane

[Surly Bevo 24696]

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

Ok, long balls to anyone but worthy seem to work.

That's because Worthy is small and short (by WR standards). Agility and sharp movement is his strength.  He's a hell of a slot type guy, so fucking shifty....but down field ball in air running straight ain't his thing.  

[ztejas 43266]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

i think they are keeping warm with a little of granddaddy's cough syrup

[HtownHorn 14488]

Someone needs to beat Majors out in the spring.

[deter 313]

2 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Why watch if your just going to be a whiny bitch the whole time?

That's rich

[Pam Cummings 9582]

Fuck this. Settling for a FG. Just hand it to fucking Bijan you chode.

[dcar00 14035]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

if ewers throws a good ball there... whit has a chance to catch and run... instead hes diving just to catch it. 

Ewers is in love with everyone talking about how "effortlessly" he throws it.  everything is a floater.  dude is not good at this point.  

[jw4381 3063]

Youse guys don'e like spicy vodka for your bloody marys? Y'all are missing out.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

Just now, ztejas said:

Yeah. She's been bad, hasn't she? 

She better watch out if we don't score or she's getting a spanking with the belt

[Nivek 16861]

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

See, shit like that is why you keep running with him last week. He can always break one. 

Or run left.  And run outside...

[texastroubadour 1204]

Hey!

Edited November 19, 2022 by texastroubadour

[UTEE97 3429]

Better not settle for a FG here.

[coachherman'sgrill 1982]

WAFFLES

[Bevo&Pevo 5031]

[TexasMan 10786]

Oh hell yea 

[dcar00 14035]

nice Krob.  turn on the jets

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

ewers is pure dog shit  and that was an offesnive PI lol

[Pam Cummings 9582]

Oh shit. Nevermind!

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

I am stunned we got those 10 yards there...

 

TD KR

[immamac 42519]

K Rob. Nice. 

[Bullneck 18987]

Wow.  OK.  TD Texas

[Bigbend1812 12889]

Fucking A Majors!

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Is she a referree?

Only when she's micromanaging me when I have to do chores 

[elfenix 34171]

TOUCHDOWN TEXAS

[Dahobbs 17447]

What a play call! 

[HtownHorn 14488]

Lulz.

[millhouse 2587]

Hell yes, some KRob action!

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

Speed kills. 🤘#7 

[hookem48 4631]

should have run it Sark you dumbass

[utee94 15746]

BOOM MFer

[Macklemore 2870]

What a great 1st half of football. Props to Sark and the team 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Texas will win @ Alabama next year, be top 5, win the Big12 and make the CFP. 

[Surly Bevo 24696]

See Sark.  Fucking SEE.  Just get the ball to our fast shifty guys and let them do their thing.

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

[TexArcher 37519]

That'll do!!

Fuck yeah!!!

[Fondren & Main 6670]

Help yourself to a nice glass of FUCK YOU CRYPOLD!