Game Thread Texas at kansas - 2:30pm on FS1

[hayden_horn 11402]

4 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Holy shit. Announcers paying no attention.  

i think they are keeping warm with a little of granddaddy's cough syrup

[Neonmoon 38130]

Another play wasted because worthy won’t try 

[ztejas 44241]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I was about to choke my wife if we didn't get that fucking flag. 

Yeah. She's been bad, hasn't she? 

[Vito Andolini 9454]

I never knew Leipold was such a crying cunt.

[crony 377]

Maximum block effort Worthy

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

Make a block worthy. And hit the weight room. 

[chainsaw 10298]

I want to apologize to Bijan that his talents are being wasted on our sorry-ass 4-loss team

[GreenspointTexas 9987]

Worthy with pathetic blocking

[Bullneck 19544]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I was about to choke my wife if we didn't get that fucking flag. 

Is she a referree?

[Hank_Hill 20060]

Can’t believe Ewers missed Worthys block like that

[Funk Doctor Spock 13289]

Just now, Pancho said:

Sasha Grey? My, uh, wife was asking me

[Pam Cummings 9884]

FG incoming

[Bigbend1812 13060]

Get off me hoe!

[Fuck Tim Beck 3904]

Here's that well coached offense. 🙄

[immamac 44387]

Bijan is fucking insane

[Surly Bevo 25761]

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

Ok, long balls to anyone but worthy seem to work.

That's because Worthy is small and short (by WR standards). Agility and sharp movement is his strength.  He's a hell of a slot type guy, so fucking shifty....but down field ball in air running straight ain't his thing.  

[ztejas 44241]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

i think they are keeping warm with a little of granddaddy's cough syrup

[HtownHorn 15235]

Someone needs to beat Majors out in the spring.

[deter 316]

2 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Why watch if your just going to be a whiny bitch the whole time?

That's rich

[Pam Cummings 9884]

Fuck this. Settling for a FG. Just hand it to fucking Bijan you chode.

[dcar00 14980]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

if ewers throws a good ball there... whit has a chance to catch and run... instead hes diving just to catch it. 

Ewers is in love with everyone talking about how "effortlessly" he throws it.  everything is a floater.  dude is not good at this point.  

[jw4381 3249]

Youse guys don'e like spicy vodka for your bloody marys? Y'all are missing out.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13289]

Just now, ztejas said:

Yeah. She's been bad, hasn't she? 

She better watch out if we don't score or she's getting a spanking with the belt

[Nivek 17417]

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

See, shit like that is why you keep running with him last week. He can always break one. 

Or run left.  And run outside...

[texastroubadour 1260]

Hey!

Edited November 19, 2022 by texastroubadour

[UTEE97 3937]

Better not settle for a FG here.

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

WAFFLES

[Bevo&Pevo 5525]

[TexasMan 11460]

Oh hell yea 

[dcar00 14980]

nice Krob.  turn on the jets

[Sgt Hulk 14467]

ewers is pure dog shit  and that was an offesnive PI lol

[Pam Cummings 9884]

Oh shit. Nevermind!

[AUS-97HORN 12051]

I am stunned we got those 10 yards there...

 

TD KR

[immamac 44387]

K Rob. Nice. 

[Bullneck 19544]

Wow.  OK.  TD Texas

[Bigbend1812 13060]

Fucking A Majors!

[Funk Doctor Spock 13289]

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Is she a referree?

Only when she's micromanaging me when I have to do chores 

[elfenix 34754]

TOUCHDOWN TEXAS

[Dahobbs 18338]

What a play call! 

[HtownHorn 15235]

Lulz.

[millhouse 2733]

Hell yes, some KRob action!

[Fuck Tim Beck 3904]

Speed kills. 🤘#7 

[hookem48 4857]

should have run it Sark you dumbass

[utee94 16091]

BOOM MFer

[Macklemore 2945]

What a great 1st half of football. Props to Sark and the team 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Texas will win @ Alabama next year, be top 5, win the Big12 and make the CFP. 

[Surly Bevo 25761]

See Sark.  Fucking SEE.  Just get the ball to our fast shifty guys and let them do their thing.

[Redneck Mutha 8196]

[TexArcher 39074]

That'll do!!

Fuck yeah!!!

[Fondren & Main 6905]

Help yourself to a nice glass of FUCK YOU CRYPOLD!