Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted
1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Loreal Sarkisian is undoubtedly in the locker room, dressing Steve in a clown costume and putting his balls in her purse. She’ll be headed home with his balls as soon as the team takes the field for the second half. This game is coming down to the last second. 

Pussy

  • Hook 'Em 3
  • Haha 3
  • Fuck You 1
Posted
Did he just compare Bijan to fucking Samje Perine? What kind of motherfucking blasphemy is that? Perine isn't even in the same stratosphere as Bijan 

Doesn’t Perine have the all-time single-game rushing record?
  • Hook 'Em 2
Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Doesn’t Perine have the all-time single-game rushing record?

I honestly don't know, but going on talent alone, he's just meh (compared to Bijan). He did kick our ass, tho. But most ou RB's can say that, sadly. But I do remember Perine was a good college RB. 

Edited by Spider2YBanana
  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted
8 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

FUCK YOU SARK. ALL GAS NO BRAKS MY GALDAMNED ASS.  COULD HAVE  GOTTEN BJ 300+ YARDS AND ANOTHER TD.

But noooo let's start COASTING in the 3rd. No brakes my motherfucking ass. Should have score over 60.

Dickhead, you don't want to win games, or just win them big, you want to steal your opponents very soul so the next time you face them they are already mentally damaged.

You robbed BJ tonight you fucking coward.

Excuse Me Wow GIF by Mashable

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Haha 5
Posted
10 minutes ago, OB3 said:

 

Flood needs to start doing some playcalling if he ever wants to move up from just being an over-titled OL coach... don't like the idea because we may lose Flood...

Posted
4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Holy shit. But Stoops also isn't a bitch who let's his dudes kill other teams by 70, unlike Sark who gets to the 50s and acts like Mack Brown and is afraid to hurt people's feelings 

He got the record with 12 minutes to play in the 4th. Didn’t have another carry. 

Posted
1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Fuck that's absurd. Even if it is Kansas, that's just fucking insane. 400+ is almost unbelievable to read. 

Bijan is clearly the better back (special young man), but he had a long way to go ha. Barely got halfway there and had a great game. 

Posted
Just now, Constant said:

Bijan is clearly the better back (special young man), but he had a long way to go ha. Barely got halfway there and had a great game. 

Yeah, I don't care who you are. If you put up 400+ on any team, you're clearly a great college back. But yeah, I just meant Bijan is just more special, whereas Perine was a boss and laid the wood on us, too. Not 400, thank Christ. 

Posted

We hired Sark because of his offensive abilities and play calling. To me if we are taking away play calling from him we might as well find a new coach. 
I’m not a fan of his play calling this season but to me that’s just a half measure. Let him live or die at his own hand because that is why we got him in the first place.

Posted
1 minute ago, Steel Shank said:

Look, I'm in a good mood. Drinking a Bud Light. I'm going to let this slde.

 

cc: @Surly Bevo

I just answered his question.  I usually go with Meelers Lite when consuming standard American Light Lager but ain't got no issues with the Bud Lite.  Drink on my good man and enjoy the snatch.  

Posted
2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

We hired Sark because of his offensive abilities and play calling. To me if we are taking away play calling from him we might as well find a new coach. 
I’m not a fan of his play calling this season but to me that’s just a half measure. Let him live or die at his own hand because that is why we got him in the first place.

That isn't the way to approach this. 

  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted
Just now, immamac said:

We hired him to fucking be the head football coach. I don’t give a fuck what he does as long as the team wins games. 

This is the best post you have made on the football board in a while.  100% agree.  It's the University of Texas, you win games on the reg, outside of any Art Briles bullshit you're golden.  

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Like 1
Posted
1 minute ago, immamac said:

We hired him to fucking be the head football coach. I don’t give a fuck what he does as long as the team wins games. 

That’s fair. I’m out on him in general and would love to be wrong. Maybe Flood calling plays is the way to do that.

Posted
14 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Did he just compare Bijan to fucking Samje Perine? What kind of motherfucking blasphemy is that? Perine isn't even in the same stratosphere as Bijan 

Fuck that okie puto.

  • Like 1
Posted
29 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

FUCK YOU SARK. ALL GAS NO BRAKS MY GALDAMNED ASS.  COULD HAVE  GOTTEN BJ 300+ YARDS AND ANOTHER TD.

But noooo let's start COASTING in the 3rd. No brakes my motherfucking ass. Should have score over 60.

Dickhead, you don't want to win games, or just win them big, you want to steal your opponents very soul so the next time you face them they are already mentally damaged.

You robbed BJ tonight you fucking coward.

 

kaq6GnxDlJaBq.gif

  • Hook 'Em 2
  • Like 1
  • Haha 4
Posted
2 minutes ago, immamac said:

We hired him to fucking be the head football coach. I don’t give a fuck what he does as long as the team wins games. 

Damn...

Be happy... We Fuckin' Won Big Today!!! 🤘

  • Hook 'Em 2
  • Like 1
Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That isn't the way to approach this. 

You may be right. 
I don’t give a shut if I’m right or wrong with my ideas. I just want to win.

I guess I should view that as growth on his part. I hope it is. I hope he sees that something hasn’t been right and is trying to figure out the problem. If that’s the case then I applaud that. But again, I want to see it work.

Edited by hobbes2702
Posted

I think Sark showed some good stuff today. Went with the run game. Even letting Flood, the run coordinator, call plays in the second is to his credit if true.

Defense has put together two great back to back games against solid teams.

I'll use the O word. I'm optimistic. I think we're on a good track.

  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted

Great win. 

This team is so up and down it's hard to tell how much this game is Kansas being shitty or us finally getting our shit together (probably some of both).  

There was one poster this week claiming (seriously) that we were not that much more talented than Kansas.  Lulz.  We have the talent to be 10-1 right now.  We've just pissed so much of it away.  Props to PK though.  His unit is looking much better.  

  • Hook 'Em 4
Posted
19 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Not only can Gronk not act, he looks like a sad and pathetic husk of a human in those commercials. 

pretty sure sad and pathetic isn't a part of Gronk's life, ever

Posted
Just now, bschoolprof said:

Great win. 

This team is so up and down it's hard to tell how much this game is Kansas being shitty or us finally getting our shit together (probably some of both).  

There was one poster this week claiming (seriously) that we were not that much more talented than Kansas.  Lulz.  We have the talent to be 10-1 right now.  We've just pissed so much of it away.  Props to PK though.  His unit is looking much better.  

   Pull that post up. I wanna see who said that. 

Posted
12 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I just answered his question.  I usually go with Meelers Lite when consuming standard American Light Lager but ain't got no issues with the Bud Lite.  Drink on my good man and enjoy the snatch.  

Not talking to you. Talking to the other asshole (@Spider@Banana).

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Haha 1
Posted
15 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Damn...

Be happy... We Fuckin' Won Big Today!!! 🤘

This is Surly.  Posters here wouldn’t be happy if free pussy was given away on the side of the road. 

  • Hook 'Em 4
  • Haha 1

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.



×
×
  • Create New...