Week Whatever: Cowboys @ Vikings Game Thread

[Drew 2331]

First down runs. Gotta love if.

[Drew 2331]

Another one Dak should have kept. Unless he saw the free rusher and thought he was keying on him.


And another weird call on 2nd down. They were all over that.

[Horn80 6075]

My man Pollard

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Great fucking throw by Dak

[Drew 2331]

Jesus Christ.

We got Marshall Faulk?

[totallynotabuttpirate 5342]

6 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

.... The RBs market isn't what it used to be for Pollard

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

Fuck you skol fuck you minisotooootttaaa

['stache 21770]

I’m rock hard.

[Radical Larry 28528]

Pollard should starts

[Horn80 6075]

Can we get this Dak every week?

[Dewey 3280]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Pollard should starts

I think it's evident there's only one person in the Cowboy org that wants Zeke to start. 

[Drew 2331]

BTW Dak is in a fucking zone.

[Drew 2331]

We about to see what entire half of what this defense can be. Normally we don’t see if till later in the 4th after Dallas get some late TDs.

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Damn, they fucked Cook up.

[LonghornJudas 1090]

I don't want to hear any sympathy towards the Vikings for their OL being hurt. Dealt with this for a decade.

[Drew 2331]

Romo prophetic about the sacks…”they’re Just taking turns now”

[Horn80 6075]

 Cousins going to be coughing up blood soon

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

['stache 21770]

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I sat through the first quarter of bedlam yesterday, bro calm down.

Edited November 20, 2022 by 'stache

[Vic Mackey 46935]

Dallas just owns Cousins and this goes back to his Washington days. I believe we ended our losing streak to Cousins on MNF with our backup. He's also lost to Dalton and Rush back to back years. 

This is why I don't question Vegas and their odds. I wonder how much money went to Minnesota's side this week?

[mdmost 42860]

I'd like to imagine that when Tank Lawrence is coming around the tackle to sack Cousins that Cousins is screaming "oh shit, oh shit, oh shit" in his head.

[LonghornJudas 1090]

3 minutes ago, Drew said:

Romo prophetic about the sacks…”they’re Just taking turns now”

Sounds like your typical party boat trip around Lake Minnetonka

[Vic Mackey 46935]

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

1998 NFC championship game?

[Drew 2331]

So we’re literally going to just run it first and 2’d from here on out?

[Braff Zacklin 13415]

Seems like Kellen Moore has finally figured out what an incredible, all-around weapon Pollard is.

 

In Tony's fourth year of the league ...

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

That's a catch.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Pollard and Nose Ring should switch salaries - if life was fair. 

[mdmost 42860]

Do you really think it makes a difference, coach?

[Drew 2331]

They’re going to overturn that.

[Cornpop 230]

Romo just said, "I've seen this before..."

 

Yeah

[utee94 15745]

Catch.  100%

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

what an epic beatdown.  7-3 looks so much better than 6-4 which scares you by borderline missing the playoffs. This was a must win.  

Dallas Defense is insane. 

[Hammerin Hank 1224]

That’s a catch 

[Drew 2331]

Worst throw of the day. Just a bit more and that’s a walk in TD.

Can’t believe they’re taking shots like that on 3rd and long.

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

Dez Bryant rule. 

[Vic Mackey 46935]

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Seems like Kellen Moore has finally figured out what an incredible, all-around weapon Pollard is.

 

In Tony's fourth year of the league ...

It's almost like all of us and the rest of the Cowboys fandom/media has been calling for this for years. I also wonder how much the front office has to do with it. Zeke is their huge contract. Happens in sports all the time. Front office wants their expensive toys to be out there on the field.

['stache 21770]

7 minutes ago, Drew said:

Romo prophetic about the sacks…”they’re Just taking turns now”

Something something South Austin’s mom. Did I do that one right?

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Are the Vikings really this bad?  Geez.

[Drew 2331]

Worth a shot. Now just pound it in.

[Horn80 6075]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Dez Bryant rule. 

Or……let’s fuck the Cowboys rule

[utee94 15745]

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Are the Vikings really this bad?  Geez.

Nah, Cowboys just playing a fantastic game all the way around.  

 

[Drew 2331]

Are the Vikings really this bad?  Geez.

No. But that record was fraudulent.

They should have lost to Washington and the Bills.

And Dallas IS a good football team who fell into a trap last week.


Also, they are using Zeke properly. Love it.

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

Glad these guys choked all the dick last week. Fu k 

[utee94 15745]

Just now, Drew said:

Worth a shot. Now just pound it in.

Yeah I liked the 1st down call.

And the second.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Dallas just owns Cousins and this goes back to his Washington days. I believe we ended our losing streak to Cousins on MNF with our backup. He's also lost to Dalton and Rush back to back years. 
This is why I don't question Vegas and their odds. I wonder how much money went to Minnesota's side this week?

Vikings were skating by with some of these wins. I don’t think they’re a true 8-1 team. In fact I knew this outing was a real possibility after last weeks bills win, talk about Jefferson’s spectacular catch etc.

To me I knew it was bad to receive the kick off. Then cousins fumbles and yea. We all know you don’t receive. For dumb

[Gucci_Suit 2610]

Just like we drew it up, right lads?

[TexArcher 37508]

So, the refs aren't fucking the Cowboys this week, I guess?

[Tommy Shelby 188]

4 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

what an epic beatdown.  7-3 looks so much better than 6-4 which scares you by borderline missing the playoffs. This was a must win.  

Dallas Defense is insane. 

You think it'll end 8-8 like always?

[Vic Mackey 46935]

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Are the Vikings really this bad?  Geez.

Nope and the Cowboys aren't this good. It's somewhere in between. Dallas has these games seemingly every year. Where they click on all 3 phases and look unstoppable. 

But Vikings has been playing with fire all year with their one score games and comebacks. They were bound to have a game like this at some point. 

[Cornpop 230]

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Are the Vikings really this bad?  Geez.