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too old.  muller is seriously still playing on the national team?  jesus germany.  get your shit together.

i think havertz may be the most overrated soccer player in history.  i've never actually seen him do anything and he seems to be a problem for chelsea from my seat.  not having boetang and hummels back there in the middle after all these years is showing.  no kroos.  neuer and muller are relatively ancient.  not a very good team imo.

also, for the cheaper laughs, i feel like there is a nazis lose joke between argentina and germany both getting beaten but still percolating. 

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If I could start my own country I'd make a really really long national anthem so there would be 20 minutes of irritation before sporting events 
 

Anthem shouldn't be interesting either. Just spoons, pans banging together and air being let out of a ballon. For 20 minutes 

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1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Oh MY

 

1 hour ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

Oh my

 

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

hollywood!

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22 minutes ago, sidis said:

…also, for the cheaper laughs,

i feel like there is a nazis lose joke between argentina and germany both getting beaten but still percolating. 

The joke could be something like…

”I feel like God has moved on!”

…or…

”There is no God!”

…and it has a more solemn photo of these guys…

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(This meme was from before the 2014 Final.)

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8 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Tico's Unite! Can there be a second upset today? 

 

5 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

We are hoping for three since two CONCACAF teams are playing today.

 

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah no fuck Canada. 

Eh?

Sore-ry?

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6 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I am cool with canada winning. No hatred for our neighbors to the north. 

I'm not a fan. They make qualifying more difficult for us. 

I mean I'd never be caught dead cheering for their hockey team. 

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Those midfielders are sending in some precise passes that just breakdown the tightest of defenses. They are playing a team that is playing them the same way they play the US and Mexico and all we hear from the commentators is that there no space when we play. With these guys that can pass like that it looks like there is nothing but huge holes.

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58 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

How? It landed on Japan after the one to one tie when I said it. A toss up both had equal chance to win it. Japan was no longer looking like an underdog.

It's a standard Surly joke.

Settle down, Beavis.

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5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm not a fan. They make qualifying more difficult for us. 

I mean I'd never be caught dead cheering for their hockey team. 

Fuck their Hockey team. 

BTW, nice goal by Spain. 

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20 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

 

 

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The joke could be something like…

”I feel like God has moved on!”

…or…

”There is no God!”

…and it has a more solemn photo of these guys…

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(This meme was from before the 2014 Final.)

no love for my fernet-branca quip yesterday?

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2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


The US should stop sucking. Then canada wouldn’t be a problem.

If they keep getting players like David and Davies they will continue to be a problem. And they have a fantastic manager. 

CONCACAF being better should help the US in the long run - that doesn't mean I'm going to cheer for a neighboring rival. I don't cheer on Mexico. 

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2 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

I have seen it plenty but folks usually use it under the right context.

Folks also are usually not dickheads about it, so seriously ... settle down.  

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Spanish lineup by club:

Leipzig             Real Madrid            Barcelona

Barcelona        Barcelona               Barcelona

Barceclona    Man City     Man City      Chelsea

                          Athletic Club

 

Tico lineup by club:

Herediano                                                  Leon

Sunderland    Herediano     Alajuelense   Herediano

Salt Lake        Konyaspor    Al Wehda       San Carlos

                                     PSG

 

outcome somewhat predictable.

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My God, that was an incredible embarrassment by Germany. I thought our second half was bad, and then I watched that shit.

I wonder if Germany is going to go into another decade with shitty defense. That was pathetic. Then talk about the offense and its refusal to shot the ball. Let's sacrifice the good shot in search of the perfect shot. 

I thought maybe they would be better than 2018. 

All credit to Japan. They stifled Germany and then attacked and earned a great victory. 

 

Fuck Yeah Yes GIF

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41 minutes ago, WBT said:

Ferran's girlfriend and Luis Enrique's daughter that they keep talking about:

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Ferran had to come off early so that he could get his congratulatory BJ while his novia’s old man was still focused on the match. 

She is very easy on the eyes.

 

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Watched the Germany game but got busy and couldn’t post until now. Japan is the model for what the US should be doing, but GGG just isn’t capable of that level of coaching. Japan plays to their strengths, and mitigates their weaknesses. It’s so simple but you have to be able to identify what you are good at and be brave enough to play systems and players that amplify those strengths. 

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