Cowboys vs Giants: Turkey Day Edition

[Vic Mackey 47089]

Gobble gobble

[Sgt Hulk 13807]

Fuck New York 

[Drew 2498]

This will be an ugly game I suspect. Dallas will win but it’ll be hard and we’ll have 10 days of “is Dallas even that good?”

32-13 Dallas.

[TornACL 7722]

If a 32-13 win is your definition of an ugly win I'll happily take ugly wins all season.

[Underdog 28744]

Just win, baby. 

[Bullneck 19184]

I'm watching what I assume to be the halftime show between Detroit and Buffalo.  The spinning woman singer and laser show are giving me either vertigo or epilepsy. 

She's nice and thick, tho.

(Edit: Bebe Rexha)

Edited November 24, 2022 by Bullneck

[Longhornstampede 3184]

Birthing hips on ol Bebe. I'm betting that snatch never dries out

 

@Vic Mackey to the courtesy phone. You're being summoned to the stage

Edited November 24, 2022 by Longhornstampede

[Vic Mackey 47089]

1 hour ago, Drew said:

This will be an ugly game I suspect. Dallas will win but it’ll be hard and we’ll have 10 days of “is Dallas even that good?”

32-13 Dallas.

I'm not sure a 19pt win in the NFL could be considered ugly. Scoring in the 30s and giving up low teens, that is dominant by NFL standards.

I fully expect a close game as most our games with the Giants are. 

[Drew 2498]

If a 32-13 win is your definition of an ugly win I'll happily take ugly wins all season.

I’m hoping for a score like that but expecting closer.

I think it’ll be uglier. Think Detroit game. 13-10 in the 2nd half before blowing it open. Probably won’t be 32 points. Lol

[Drew 2498]

I'm not sure a 19pt win in the NFL could be considered ugly. Scoring in the 30s and giving up low teens, that is dominant by NFL standards.
I fully expect a close game as most our games with the Giants are. 

Like I said they won an “ugly” game against Detroit where it was 13-10 in the 4th before winning by like 15. Figuring it’ll be like that.

I hope it’s like last week though and over early.

[Radical Larry 28650]

If a 32-13 win is your definition of an ugly win I'll happily take ugly wins all season.

No shit

[Sgt Hulk 13807]

Last week Dallas looked unstoppable. By dallas fandom and nfl rules. This week dallas will look like it never played football and Barkley will gallop for 180. 

[Vic Mackey 47089]

Last week Dallas looked unstoppable. By dallas fandom and nfl rules. This week dallas will look like it never played football and Barkley will gallop for 180. 

That's how the NFL works in general from week to week. Minnesota went to Buffalo and won an improbable game and their offense looked great. They come home and play a Dallas team who blew a big lead late and many writing them off, including me. And Dallas plays one of their most complete games I've ever seen and win by 37.

This is why I shy away from betting on the NFL in general.

Every single thing is pointing to a Dallas easy win.

[Vic Mackey 47089]

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[Sgt Hulk 13807]

Shit will Grier is out.  Fuck 

[Vic Mackey 47089]

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[Elmer_Fudd 22302]

39 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Neal and Feliciano are starters on the OL. Not sure about the other two listed.  Are those both starting CB's as well?

[Radical Larry 28650]

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Neal and Feliciano are starters on the OL. Not sure about the other two listed.  Are those both starting CB's as well?

Yes those are their usual starters

[Guest]

Greg Olsen and the dude in the middle of that booth group ain't pulling off the suit badassery.

God dammit, man.  My eyes!!!

 

[Anastasis 23479]

I feel like I know sign language now. 

[kingkoopa6 8372]

Let’s gooooooooo

[Drew 2498]

Yep. Exactly what you would think. Lots of misdirection.


Dump offs and screens/roll outs.

[C-Man 27235]

I hate these Cowboys uniforms so much

I think it’s the helmets that I can’t stand

[Drew 2498]

I hate these Cowboys uniforms so much

Nah man. These are nice.

Why was it scary on 3rd down? These tricky type plays are going to be annoying.

[LonghornJudas 1101]

Damn, they got to Barkley pretty quick. I thought that was an easy first down.

[Sgt Hulk 13807]

Shocking to see brown smoked like a Christmas ham 

Edited November 24, 2022 by Sgt Hulk

[kingkoopa6 8372]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Shocking to see brown smoked like a Christmas ham 

At least he ain’t get no PIs 

[Drew 2498]

Love the shot in 2nd down. Lamb couldn’t catch it.

[LonghornJudas 1101]

That was almost a great catch

[Sgt Hulk 13807]

These helmets are tits 

Edited November 24, 2022 by Sgt Hulk

[Drew 2498]

Yikes bad throw on 3rd down though. Or a miscommunication on the route. Either way not ideal.


Whelp let’s hope that doesn’t come back to haunt them.

Weird that I’m saying this. But too many passes there. Probably should have ran on 3rd

[LTtxfan 49304]

Bad play calling Dallas...

[Sgt Hulk 13807]

Stupid 3rd down play call 

[LonghornJudas 1101]

Good job, McCarthy. Smart.

[kingkoopa6 8372]

Bruh. Not jaylon. That’s booty zeke. Make a cut and go man 

[Vic Mackey 47089]

That was dumb as fuck. 4th and 2 and they are stacked in the middle ready for that and you run a dorky slow run up the middle. Yay

[Drew 2498]

Hold them to a FG here.


This defense is playing too fast and running around trying to make a play. Just be sound. Jesus.

[Sgt Hulk 13807]

So dallas is just gonna shit the bed. Fuck yiu McCarthy 

[C-Man 27235]

These helmets are tits 

I hate them for some reason. Probably because their usual helmets are so perfect.

[Dbeasy 15073]

One of the dumbest 4th down decisions I’ve ever seen

[Drew 2498]

Good job, McCarthy. Smart.

Nah going for it is fine. The play call was dumb. So was 3rd down.

[Vic Mackey 47089]

Lol Kearse. Terrible

[Sgt Hulk 13807]

Sigh 😞 

[Frank The Tank 1497]

If you’re gonna run on 4th down there you have to run it on 3rd down too. That play calling was dumb as hell. 

[Vic Mackey 47089]

One of the dumbest 4th down decisions I’ve ever seen

Even Switzer laughs at that call.

[Drew 2498]

Yo they aren’t going to call the hold?!?

Got them for ineligible receiver. But lots of holding going on.

[kingkoopa6 8372]

Saw that holding like a mofo 

[Drew 2498]

If you’re gonna run on 4th down there you have to run it on 3rd down too. That play calling was dumb as hell. 

This here. The decision to go for it was not bad. The play calling there was.

[Sgt Hulk 13807]

I’m More of that please 

Great so we are gonna get raped in the secondary huh 

Thanks ref 

[LonghornJudas 1101]

Fuck off, Daboll. You're lucky they missed the hold.