Cowboys vs Giants: Turkey Day Edition

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

This drive’s been a disaster. 

[Sgt Hulk 13807]

Oh Micah. I have a man crush no homo 

[Surly Bevo 25078]

Looked like an uncalled false start. Ill take it.

[Fudbelty 2788]

MajjajzjjJnnNhbb!.!:’nsndnf

Bless you.

[ztejas 43504]

Probably ballgame on that sack. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1392]

Parsons! You motherfucker!

[TornACL 7722]

Night night, Dumbface v2.0

[Sgt Hulk 13807]

Recency bias is tough. Emmit Troy and Larry Allen will always be some of my fav cowboys. But Micah 

[Bullneck 19184]

Ballgame

[Irish Wrist Watch 1392]

Football never used to have this many false start penalties. They changed something... and it's bullshit

[Surly Bevo 25078]

Night night NY.

[The_Great_Hornsby 3264]

We just flat out own the Giants and the entire NFC East for that matter. Cant wait to get the eagles at home. 

[kingkoopa6 8372]

Micah nasty. We get a ship put 11 in rafters 

[Bullneck 19184]

Bullshit Amazon commercial: "The look of wonder on a child's face . . . "

[ztejas 43504]

Great win. Putting some pressure on Philly now. 

[cactusflinthead 27601]

Grind the clock down and cue up Dandy Don

[Irish Wrist Watch 1392]

That dood it! Will be a nice come from behind win.

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

We just flat out own the Giants and the entire NFC East for that matter. Cant wait to get the eagles at home. 

Hey.... Fuck the Eagles

[Vic Mackey 47089]

@drew you almost nailed the prediction with the score and it being ugly for awhile lol

[Fudbelty 2788]

Ballgame.

[Bullneck 19184]

How many time are we goign to see this OBJ catch?

[Sgt Hulk 13807]

Jesus now it’s game 

[DeadArmadillo 907]

These random whiteys killing em.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

[Drew 2498]

[mention=1074]drew[/mention] you almost nailed the prediction with the score and it being ugly for awhile lol

Yeah. Didn’t think the first half would be THAT ugly…especially my guy Dak.

But never had w doubt they’d pull away in the 2nd. If not for Brett missing I think I would have nailed it.

[kingkoopa6 8372]

Dang. You can tell waiting for the clock to run fucked with him 

[TornACL 7722]

6 hours ago, Drew said:

This will be an ugly game I suspect. Dallas will win but it’ll be hard and we’ll have 10 days of “is Dallas even that good?”

32-13 Dallas.

Maher fucked you bro. lol

 

[Drew 2498]

Maher fucked you bro. lol
 

I was bragging to the family before the kick too…

And if the defense could have stopped the GB rushing attack this is how the the GB game Would have gone too.

[Zeus 6102]

These mother fuckers score a meaningless TD they beat the spread

[Drew 2498]

These mother fuckers score a meaningless TD they beat the spread

Right. Saw a LOT of the “take the points for NY or Dallas to win outright.

[Vic Mackey 47089]

Speaking of betting

[Fudbelty 2788]

Speaking of betting

I’m no gambler but 244 to win 59 seems terrible.

[Vic Mackey 47089]

I’m no gambler but 244 to win 59 seems terrible.

But if you win, the 59k is profit and didn't matter what you risked in the end. And good thing he went ML because Giants just back doored covered the spread.

And Dallas absolutely owns the Giants.

[Horn80 6131]

Cowboys win and NY fans angry now.  Sweet

[Sgt Hulk 13807]

It’s a New York State of mind 

[kevwun 15808]

How does an extra point and onside kick take no time off the clock?

[Bullneck 19184]

Fat Mike gives Fat Brian a quick hug

[Vic Mackey 47089]

How does an extra point and onside kick take no time off the clock?

Well the clock doesn't run on an extra point

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The Cowboys didn’t fuck up TG.

Yay

[Zeus 6102]

4 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

I’m no gambler but 244 to win 59 seems terrible.

Cowboys have a badass pass rush, Giants missing both their guards.

Cowboys have a badass offense, Giants missing both their corners.

But still, points were shaved. Couldn't beat the spread..

[Bullneck 19184]

Just now, kevwun said:

How does an extra point and onside kick take no time off the clock?

Untimed plays?

[Zeus 6102]

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

How does an extra point and onside kick take no time off the clock?

Untimed down and a clock that didn't start because there was no return?

[Vic Mackey 47089]

You hate to see it...

['stache 21824]

Not sure how the Giants found a fatter fuck than McCarthy but they sure as hell did. Cry you fat bitch.

Edited November 25, 2022 by 'stache

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Well the clock doesn't run on an extra point

And Ceedee was already down on the ground when he recovered the onside kick.

[kevwun 15808]

That would explain it.

[Horn80 6131]

10 days before next game.  Outstanding 

[Zeus 6102]

Lol Dak called Madden a podcaster instead of broadcaster? Lol

[Vic Mackey 47089]

10 days before next game.  Outstanding 

Do we not have our Thursday night game the week after Turkey Day this year? I always liked that since it was a full week rest. Then after that game, you have the 10 day break to close out the last quarter of the season.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1392]

Guess that ridiculous loss to GB got Fat Mike out of his vibrating Barcolounger to kick someone's ass. Maybe it was Boy Wonder. Should never have lost that game... that said, we're in pretty good shape if we can stay healthy. 

[Fudbelty 2788]

Do we not have our Thursday night game the week after Turkey Day this year? I always liked that since it was a full week rest. Then after that game, you have the 10 day break to close out the last quarter of the season.

Sunday night vs Colts. Then @ Houston and @ Jacksonville