USA World Cup Match 2: England

[Captain Ron 12,883]

WHEW. Jesus we're lucky.

[Surly Bevo 25,048]

WHEW

[ztejas 43,475]

Zimmerman almost handed another game away. Unreal. 

[Anastasis 23,475]

That was not fun. 

[TexArcher 37,977]

Holy shit, how did he miss??

[RamjetFDO 10,577]

And I'm breathing again

[TXSG8R 3,362]

I’ll give the ref credit, he’s definitely sticking to his no card policy. 

[Captain Ron 12,883]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Zimmerman on the take?

Dudes wiped out. 2 full games, he is spent. 

[Surly Bevo 25,048]

One time baby

[TexArcher 37,977]

Wow, Maguire returns the stupid foul free kick.

[Anastasis 23,475]

Wtf was that. 

[Surly Bevo 25,048]

WTF was that?

[Captain Ron 12,883]

WTF was that play?!?!?

 

You're going with that Gergg? That's the play you close the game out with?

[ztejas 43,475]

Gregg is such a fucking retard. I hope he has a brain aneurysm before the Iran game. That was 3 points. 

[TXSG8R 3,362]

No. Fucking. Clue. In. The. Final. Third.

[Horn80 6,129]

Didn’t even try to score.  Fuck thus coach.

[Macklemore 2,872]

Good effort. Win against Iran and are in the knockout 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT FREE KICK MOTHERFUCK

[BrickHorn 18,237]

Good idea to play that final free kick short. Psyche! That was, in fact, very stupid and was not a good idea at all!

[Telegraph_it 3,357]

What a shit way to end the game. 

[cabowabo 4,487]

Soccer is so great......

[Constant 6,743]

Pussed out at the end. 

[SpiralOut 1,818]

As usual, we have to learn how to take a fucking shot and finish.

Great teams have guys that just know how to score.  We don't outside of CP. 

[Captain Ron 12,883]

We might make it out of the group, but Gergg has no business coaching this team beyond 2022.

[kingkoopa6 8,369]

We played!!!!! And showed the world!!!!

and didn’t lose!

 

Let’s goooooooo

[Anastasis 23,475]

[Firemans4Horn 18,106]

Bergerholder is a eunuch. Punt it into the fucking box. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

Jfc that was anticlimactic 

[ztejas 43,475]

Just now, SpiralOut said:

We don't outside of CP. 

Actually we do. Gregg has played him 7 minutes in 2 games. 

[Captain Ron 12,883]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Gregg is such a fucking retard. I hope he has a brain aneurysm before the Iran game. That was 3 points. 

What's really frustrating? It was 3 here and 3 Monday!

[WBT 20,614]

Good result!  Beat Iran!

[SpiralOut 1,818]

Just now, ztejas said:

Actually we do. Gregg has played him 7 minutes in 2 games. 

LOL.

Yeah, I completely forget about him because he gets played so little. 

 

[Horn80 6,129]

States United?  WTF is that?  Fuck that shit.

[Brisketexan 105,154]

Zimmerman almost handed another game away. Unreal. 

Fucking fuck, I’m really learning to hate him.

No. Fucking. Clue. In. The. Final. Third.

Not a one. Totally different play.

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT FREE KICK MOTHERFUCK

Yep, I love you. You’re my Bama spirit chick - as I yelled those exact words at the TV.

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

Why didn't we go for the win?

Smh

[Telegraph_it 3,357]

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Zimmerman almost handed another game away. Unreal. 

This. Guy fucking sucks. 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Ugh that last 10 minutes makes the former soccer player in me want to break something.

This team needs someone with some dirty Dempsey in them.

[chainsaw 9,870]

Just now, WBT said:

Good result!  Beat Iran!

 

[Trey3216 15,347]

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:

Ugh that last 10 minutes makes the former soccer player in me want to break something.

This team needs someone with some dirty Dempsey in them.

Farce.   That explains Gergg pretty well 

[ztejas 43,475]

I'm not very confident we beat Iran. We've scored 1 goal in 2 games and we are for some bizarre reason not playing our best players. 

They are going to park it because they just need a draw to get through. 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

What a missed opportunity today

['stache 21,819]

All that for 0-0, lol. Classic soccer. Seems like US played better, but couldn’t score on 7 corner kicks, and didn’t even try to score in the last play? What a weird fucking sport.

Edited November 25, 2022 by 'stache

[TexArcher 37,977]

Sideline chick: "Is there anything you'd like to see?"

Gerg: "I'd like to see goals."

Then maybe play our best offensive creators, you stupid fuckbag?!

[GopherRock 1,765]

Seems relevant 

 

 

[PittsburghTiger 6,190]

Eh, it’s a good first step. Gotta put one foot in front of the other now.

 

 

[kingkoopa6 8,369]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm not very confident we beat Iran. We've scored 1 goal in 2 games and we are for some bizarre reason not playing our best players. 

They are going to park it because they just need a draw to get through. 

Let em park it. We making it rain .. 4-0 drubbing. I feel it 

[SpiralOut 1,818]

Who is the worse coach?  GGG or Jimbo Fisher? 

Past US squads just didn't have the talent or athleticism to do well in the WC.  This squad does.  It's a shame it'll be wasted.

[Macklemore 2,872]

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

All that for 0-0, lol. Classic soccer. Seems like US played better, but couldn’t score on 7 corner kicks, and didn’t even try to score in the last play? What a weird fucking sport.

Fuck off casual.

[ztejas 43,475]

Similar spot to where we were in 2010 although Iran is better than that Algeria team. 

[Telegraph_it 3,357]

1 minute ago, SpiralOut said:

Who is the worse coach?  GGG or Jimbo Fisher? 

Past US squads just didn't have the talent or athleticism to do well in the WC.  This squad does.  It's a shame it'll be wasted.

Jimbo is certainly better at contracts.