Game Thread Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN

[Irish Wrist Watch 1394]

Shades of Earl Campbell!

[kingkoopa6 8376]

SGFKSAHDGIKSAHGD

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

BOOM BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

LOTTA GAME LEFT TO RUN UP THE SCORE ON THESE FUCKS!

 

way to pay QE!!

BIJAN MUSTARDSON! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

 

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

Just now, Horn Dogg said:

LOL at all the pussies who thought we were out of it.

I understand what you are trying to say.

 

but you also forget that Sark has lost 5 games that he lead by 2 scores in the fucking 2nd half man. 

[NorthLoop 14218]

Awkward Griner commentary

[Zhorn96 1773]

Jesus we fucking suck.  If Sark was any good, we would’ve scored in 1 play, not 3

[Sgt Hulk 13814]

These announcers eat cock 

[Pam Cummings 9647]

Blow em the fuck out

[Neonmoon 38130]

BIJAN!

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

woot!

[lilMAC25 3801]

Holy shit what a run. That was Ricky Williams vs Rice style. Damn.

[elfenix 34331]

Touchdown Texas

[USNALonghorn 5078]

“Talk to the hand” wtf lol

[Lou_Sassle 2887]

Fucking MAN run by Bijan

[honolulu horn 6165]

BIJAN BIJAN BIJAN

[Dahobbs 17627]

Looked like they marked us short a half yard on the first down run. Good thing it didn't matter. 

 

[Valmy77 13251]

Fuck Baylor!

[Neonmoon 38130]

Just now, Zhorn96 said:

Jesus we fucking suck.  If Sark was any good, we would’ve scored in 1 play, not 3

First time on Surly?

[TexasIsBetter 275]

Fuck yeah...now we're working 

[futureman 22510]

Sark is taking over. 

[VaLonghorn99 341]

I have seen Texas win an NC only once and it was after a bunch of 9 W season. 9 wins or just Horns 🤘 2022

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

Just now, elfenix said:

Touchdown Texas

*Textis

[dcar00 14317]

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

Never a doubt!

props to Greenspoint for the early "ball game" call.

[Macanudo 12999]

1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

LOL at all the pussies who thought we were out of it.

We're not rooting against the Horns.   We're just not sold on Sark.

And here we are up 14-9.

[Rockethorn1978 6101]

Never doubted this group for a sec!

 

[Reynolds Woodcock 4788]

3 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

I love Barron and Ford so much.

Two best players on our defense this year. Great player development with those two. Hope they both come back next year

[UTEE97 3522]

This gruntles me! Finally we are seeing some offensive adjustments to the defense.

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Fuck Baylor!

This x 10000000000000

[F250 28802]

[Surly Bevo 25089]

Amazing how much easier it all gets when you use all the playbook and make them cover all parts of the field.

[Topper13 3380]

[Funk Doctor Spock 12456]

Bijan is unreal! Doak Walker award is his 

[hobbes2702 13049]

Give it to your best players and good things happen 

[gmr548 16590]

Glad to see Bijan get in the endzone. Defense has been Jeckey & Hyde so I am sure Baylor will score easily here.

[Hank_Hill 18893]

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

This team has let down or been out coached all season.  Do you deny that?

I mean there’s 7 games worth of evidence saying otherwise. 

[OU Sucks 8893]

Amazing what we can do when we run the ball, use some misdirection, and give Quinn easy throws.

[Cajun 11722]

1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

Awkward Griner commentary

Extremely forced.

[LTtxfan 49320]

Hey Sark... Yell at Quinn more !!!

Finally playing better. 🤘

[Real Papi 1003]

Bijan Robinson is a beast.  

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Fuck Baylor!

[Zhorn96 1773]

Just now, Neonmoon said:

First time on Surly?

I was succumbing to peer pressure.  I thought those were the only kinds of posts allowed in the game thread

[USNALonghorn 5078]

I hope Sark holds the Baylor defense down and tells them to stop resisting all game long

[Fastbreak 3989]

The announcers are on meth

[honolulu horn 6165]

At least Robert Griffin is entertaining. Mark Jones is cringey, a 60 year old trying to be 20. Yikes. 

[Richter 2261]

It’s too bad Brittany Griner is unavailable to call this game with RG3.

[Enemy07 304]

So Sark was saving the throws to long side just for this game?

[Macanudo 12999]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

I mean there’s 7 games worth of evidence saying otherwise. 

You watched the UTSA, Iowa State and Kansas State games, right?

[kingkoopa6 8376]

1 minute ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

I have seen Texas win an NC only once and it was after a bunch of 9 W season. 9 wins or just Horns 🤘 2022

10 if we get to champ game.

lets goooooooooooooooooooooooo

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

These announcers are just brutal. And I rarely say that, but damn.

[KeysPhoneWallet 807]

We're not rooting against the Horns.   We're just not sold on Sark.
And here we are up 14-9.

Is this thread full of shitting on sark and crying the sky is falling?

It’s such a lazy take. Claim the coach sucks and we suck. Then either (a) we win and you feel good about the win or (b) we lose and you boast about how right you were.

Shut the fuck up and root for the fucking team or go to the Baylor board

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

1 minute ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

I have seen Texas win an NC only once and it was after a bunch of 9 W season. 9 wins or just Horns 🤘 2022

9, 9 ,11, 11, 10, 11 were the seasons before 05 under Mack