Game Thread Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN

[Horn Dogg 3929]

6 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I understand what you are trying to say.

 

but you also forget that Sark has lost 5 games that he lead by 2 scores in the fucking 2nd half man. 

I wasn’t saying I have any faith in us actually holding a lead.  Just taking the opportunity to laugh at pussies.

[Dahobbs 17627]

2 minutes ago, TXRed said:

Didn’t realize the pocket is only one yard wide for baylor. 

Just rewatched. He was out of the pocket. But the ball definitely didn't make it to the line of scrimmage. 

[Richter 2261]

I would like to explore the possibility of sending RG3 to Russia

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

Would it have been that hard for ESPN to show the QB out of the pocket on replay?  I mean the production value of this broadcast is like a high school game apparently. 

[UDontKnow 10447]

ESPN choosing to have RGIII provide color commentary for a football game featuring rape aggy. Fuck the mouse.

[AUS-97HORN 11810]

Just now, Burntcowboy said:

These announcers suck

gotta be a good team to get the A or B team announcing crew.

we've lost 4 games already this year.   we are lucky we dont have Beth Mowan calling us at this point. 

[BigHorn'13 3383]

1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

Fuck you rg3 "he clearly doesn't know the rules". How the fuck is it acceptable that this shitstain gets to call this game?

But at least no Achos!!! /Surly dumbasses 

[deadshank 24653]

Just now, Horn80 said:

At least Griffin’s brisket comments showed he’s 100% Texan.

He said “beef” brisket.   Is there another kind of brisket I don’t know about?  Squab brisket?  Squirrel brisket?

[gmr548 16590]

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Just rewatched. He was out of the pocket. But the ball definitely didn't make it to the line of scrimmage. 

That's what stood out to me. It was a solid yard short of the LOS.

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Defenders with the last name Ford are badass

[AUS-97HORN 11810]

massive holding AND hands to face on 2nd down

 

still no laundry

[Surly Bevo 25089]

Defender dragged to the ground...good clean play to the refs

[GreenspointTexas 9662]

Refs gave him an extra 1.5 yards

[F250 28798]

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

At least Griffin’s brisket comments showed he’s 100% Texan.

Central Texas kid. Should know something about Brisket.

[Enemy07 300]

Hold!

[Neonmoon 38129]

Because he was short

[mrhorn 1383]

Holy fucking holding

[TexasIsBetter 275]

How about a hands to the face call?

[deadshank 24653]

Blitzer off right side was tackled.  
 

ugh.  

[ousux 5601]

"Talk to the hand cuz my feet aren't listening"

Gotta admit, that's a good line

[Dahobbs 17627]

Just now, gmr548 said:

That's what stood out to me. It was a solid yard short of the LOS.

The line judge is literally standing at the line of scrimmage and the ball lands a yard short of him. 

 

[AUS-97HORN 11810]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

massive holding AND hands to face on 2nd down

 

still no laundry

AND 3rd down

 

come the fuck on refs.... face being snapped back is pretyt fucking obvious

[Lou_Sassle 2886]

Barron got tackled there

[gmr548 16590]

Barron seriously came to hit today. Just took out an OT and TE on that blitz.

Nice dive two yards short of the sticks lmao.

[Enemy07 300]

Wtf! Thats fucking criminal

[Zeus 6107]

More like MIS-Shapen amirite

[CurlyDumps 4476]

No fucking hands to the face? Wtf?

[Neonmoon 38129]

Blown coverage 

[Zhorn96 1773]

Well that was suboptimal 

[ousux 5601]

Yes, I'm behind the rest of you fucks, deal.

[DoobieWah 1451]

Can’t even spell Bjian”

[TXRed 3290]

Barron was literally tackled in the backfield on that last play and no fucking flag. 

[SomeoneYouKnow2 239]

Fuck these refs to eternity

[Pam Cummings 9646]

Every time they show Aranda he's not doing shit.

[VaLonghorn99 341]

For however long we're in this conference that we built, it will always be Texas against opponent+ rabid zebra

[lilMAC25 3801]

That spot on the QB run.

 

teebus

[Laxtonto 12090]

Holy fuck the hold on the edge...

[dcar00 14316]

how are we not ready for that at all. the QB and the receiver could have had the first down

[gmr548 16590]

lol DTD celebrating like he knew where the ball was at literally any point

[Dahobbs 17627]

Receiver ran out of bounds too. 

 

[Neonmoon 38129]

Need two more downs. They’re going for it every time 

[honolulu horn 6165]

Alfred Collins sighting! 

[Bodowned 763]

Another 3rd & long — can we please get some pressure on the quarterback?

[gmr548 16590]

Nice play by Collins.

[GreenspointTexas 9662]

That was a delay of game!

[dcar00 14316]

Baylor running the Tech game plan

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

Need a little stop here.

[TexasIsBetter 275]

Delay of game? No? Cool 

[Dahobbs 17627]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

That was a delay of game!

Yes, yes it was. 

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12455]

Good to hear Collins' name

Edited November 25, 2022 by Spider2YBanana