Game Thread Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN

[Bevo14 8311]

A lot of work for 3 points for the rapey fuckheads

Edited November 25, 2022 by Bevo14

[Bigbend1812 12915]

I’ll take it.

[gmr548 16580]

Bit of a break, but that's Baylor's fucking problem.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12200]

3 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Our 4th downs are just the absolute worst. 

Yes. Yes they are. How does PK not grasp the slant? He's had 23 games to figure it out 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Just now, Neonmoon said:

Guess who’s job it is to yell at the refs to call the hold or hands to the face?

Our pussy-bitch coach?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

Can you guys imagine walking into the door of the emergency room, moderately injured, and having the nurse piss themselves and yell, “ballgame”!

[C-Man 27227]

Nearly 5.5 quarters in the books with this crew in OkSt and Baylor games and no penalties called on our opponent. What other games of ours has this crew worked?

[Bigbend1812 12915]

Keep dialing up the gold Sark.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

0 penalties on baylor

 

 

just like osu game

A penalty against us on a key play is coming up this next drive.

[UDontKnow 10445]

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

Losing TOP battle 15 min to 5 min.

And yet still leading.

[honolulu horn 6158]

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

Losing TOP battle 15 min to 5 min.

Yeah, that field goal was sort of superfluous -- the real damage was the 15-20 play drive that will come back to haunt us in the second half

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

its NOT atrocious, we are being held badly every other play and/or getting hands inside our fucking helmets pushing our head back.

 

this is what happens when the refs refuse to call a hold

 

boo hoo. I see Texas fans cry for holding every single play. The reason Ogofu has 3.5 sacks in 2 seasons as a starting DE is because he’s sucks ass, not because he’s being held every play. 

[JFKFC 4879]

Baylor's offense is out of sync because of all of those damn portal players. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12200]

4 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Barron should spend less time talking ..

Yep. Dude should spend more time learning how to football 

[ClubWhatever 12144]

Our pass defense is still terrible.  They would win easily if they threw it every down including 4th.  Surprised they didn’t throw it there instead of kicking FG. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12200]

If they threw a slant on every single play they would rape us to the tune of 60 

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

A penalty against us on a key play is coming up this next drive.

I would be shocked if they don’t call a ticky tack hold on the offensive line his series.

[Pancho 44803]

Side note—does this conference and its officials know what the fuck holding is?

[USNALonghorn 5078]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

And yet still leading.

I know. Just worried about defense tiring out in second half. Last year flashbacks and all

[Herbie Hancock 7347]

Guess who’s job it is to yell at the refs to call the hold or hands to the face?

I like the overwhelming majority of your posts on this board, but have you ever made back to back posts this entire season in a game thread that wasn’t negative as fuck? We know you hate Sark. We know you hate Quinn. That horse is fucking dead, quit fucking beating him.

[Richter 2259]

I liked how the difference is 2 points in our favor and the announcers make sure to point out that their safety is one of the difference makers in the game.

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Just now, Pancho said:

Side note—does this conference and its officials know what the fuck holding is?

There's another thread for this. 

 

[Zhorn96 1773]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

If they threw a slant on every single play they would rape us to the tune of 60 

On the plus side, if they did that, we would finally figure out how to defend it sometime in 2025.  4 D chess, bro

[Alphie Solomons. 231]

Puffy Ref, specifically, is looking DEAD AT these offensive holds and is, specifically, the guy calling 'grounding/no grounding' and/or going to the replay. 

 

Puffy Ref.   this is very 'Grant Teaff's last game-ish' 

FUPA looking super 'windbreaker' looking like a spinnaker, mother fucker. 

[BurntOrange&White 39932]

3 points after that long of a drive is a win. 

[austintiger 111]

6 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

its NOT atrocious, we are being held badly every other play and/or getting hands inside our fucking helmets pushing our head back.

 

this is what happens when the refs refuse to call a hold

Perhaps if sark wasn't such a spineless bitch and get in the ref's asses we might see some calls

Edited November 25, 2022 by austintiger

[Pods 7552]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Guess who’s job it is to yell at the refs to call the hold or hands to the face?

Del Conte. It's been going on for years and is MUCH worse this year. It's obvious to even the most biased of announcers.

This problem effects Sark, but CDC needs to be the one making public comments and announcing we're leaving after this year because of it. 

 

[Redneck Mutha 7956]

RoGo

[honolulu horn 6158]

God I love RoJo so much

[kingkoopa6 8350]

ROJO!!

[Surly Bevo 24908]

That's my ROJO

[immamac 42850]

These announcers are terrible. 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Let’s fucking go

[Funk Doctor Spock 12200]

Got damn Rojo is magic 

[Wally Pryor 5261]

I love Johnson. 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Sanderssss

[OU Sucks 8820]

These fucking announcers are regarded

[Bevo Num1 1011]

Johnson and Robinson totally sound alike.

[Zeus 6024]

Just called Roshon Dijan

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

Announcer is an idiot 

[AUS-97HORN 11762]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

boo hoo. I see Texas fans cry for holding every single play. The reason Ogofu has 3.5 sacks in 2 seasons as a starting DE is because he’s sucks ass, not because he’s being held every play. 

its not that its holding man.

 

its literally dragging our DLine down at the point of attack right in front of the fucking ball carrier or QB.    and its not one time every so often its every other play. 

 

those point of attack holding calls are the ones that need to be called,  the shit on the ends doesnt make a difference. 

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Sanders all fucking day

[Bullneck 19090]

Nice RoJo run, nice pass.

I think we can outscore these guys. 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

Yes. Yes they are. How does PK not grasp the slant? He's had 23 games to figure it out 

Was that not on Barron for letting him get inside leverage?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12200]

Sanders going 1st rd next year. We gonna miss that Duce, too. We better have a back up 

[gmr548 16580]

The holding cmplaining is a little overblown. That's just how it is in the Big 12. It's always been allowed, and y'all are conveniently ignoring that a strong Texas pass blocking OL does it too. As I type this

I'll admit that between the early spot and the missed grounding on Baylor Texas is on the wrong end of the officiating stick thus far.

Baylor can't cover Sanders.

[immamac 42850]

Quinn playing like a totally different player. 

[Zhorn96 1773]

Hahaha they had to call that.  A little rapey

[C-Man 27227]

LOL — they had to call that one

[Reynolds Woodcock 4740]

A flag!!

edit: fuck my own face 

Edited November 25, 2022 by Reynolds Woodcock