Game Thread Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN

[TriStone 1724]

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

Yes, the wide open 6’5” TE with a massive wingspan managed to leap up and get his hands on the ball. That doesn’t make it good throw.

The ball went through his outstretched hands.  His feet never left the ground.  Because the ball wasn't overthrown.

[Longhornlove 4827]

Let me guess, that sack was Ewers fault?

[Zeus 6024]

Just now, dcar00 said:

nice.  we can't even hold when they aren't calling it.

They aren't calling it against Baylor, they would call it as soon as they need to against us bro

[Dark Horse 2280]

Just now, dcar00 said:

nice.  we can't even hold when they aren't calling it.

Oh you don't think they will call it against us?  That;s cute.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12198]

Hutson is down. Bring on the beast 

[BurntOrange&White 39932]

Long developing plays 

[ztejas 43439]

Just now, gmr548 said:

Albert Collins. He plays along the D line with guys like Moro Ojoboe and OG O' Tofu

[Burntcowboy 1845]

Damn first down play sucked. Run the fing ball

[Laxtonto 12080]

Hudson is down... who is the next guy up?

[AUS-97HORN 11761]

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

What are the odds we give them the ball back with plenty of time before halftime 

fantastic considering they tried to use up a TO and we are hurt on the play. 

[Hank_Hill 18807]

Just now, Burntcowboy said:

Damn first down play sucked. Run the fing ball

Lmao

[austintiger 111]

2nd and 20 run up the middle. Remind me again Sark is an offensive genius right? At least that's what I keep hearing

[Dahobbs 17534]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

That’s how you rush the passer. 

By having the guard not block the rusher up the middle? Damn, that looks bad.

[SomeoneYouKnow2 235]

Of course we get hurt AND they save a TO. This game man...

[coachherman'sgrill 2105]

Damn, Hutson may be done forever. That looks bad

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

You know if Baylor gets the ball back it’s gonna be awful 

[Thatguy 8699]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Long developing plays 

Completely unblocked 

[Valmy77 13226]

We made it a makeable 3rd down...but Cole is hurt. Fuck.

[Neonmoon 38129]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Alright fuckers let’s get ready to bitch about Sarks shitty clock management right before he scores to end the half.

About that 

[TriStone 1724]

1 minute ago, Longhornlove said:

Let me guess, that sack was Ewers fault?

Well everything is either his fault or Sark's fault so pick your favorite.

[Bodowned 709]

I really hope the youth on the OL will pay dividends over the next few seasons, because they’re at least partly responsible for our 7-4 record. A lot of drive killing negative plays due to outright incompetence across our losses.

[Zhorn96 1773]

Ouch!  Hutson’s knee… yikes

Edited November 25, 2022 by Zhorn96

[gmr548 16580]

Ouch, fuck.

Sometimes those end up not as bad as they look. But it looked... Not great. 300+ lbs of force driving the knee the wrong way.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12198]

Why are people still talking about the fucked up pass to Sanders? It's over. We fucked it up. Let's move on to the next shitty throw/dropped pass 

[Burt Macklin 19024]

Just now, austintiger said:

2nd and 20 run up the middle. Remind me again Sark is an offensive genius right? At least that's what I keep hearing

This is an impressively stupid post. 

[mrhorn 1383]

2nd and 20 run up the middle. Remind me again Sark is an offensive genius right? At least that's what I keep hearing

First time watching a football game? Cool.

[dcar00 14206]

shit...

[Dark Horse 2280]

1 minute ago, TriStone said:

Well everything is either his fault or Sark's fault so pick your favorite.

Don't worry, people are blaming Sark for calling a pass too.

[honolulu horn 6158]

Just now, Bodowned said:

I really hope the youth on the OL will pay dividends over the next few seasons, because they’re at least partly responsible for our 7-4 record. A lot of drive killing negative plays due to outright incompetence across our losses.

What? Our line has been one of the biggest surprises of the season.

[Pam Cummings 9641]

Hutson got fucked up. Fuck.

[Vito Andolini 9126]

1 minute ago, austintiger said:

2nd and 20 run up the middle. Remind me again Sark is an offensive genius right? At least that's what I keep hearing

That’s exactly what you call. Learn football 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12198]

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Hudson is down... who is the next guy up?

Campbell, I think?

[Nicole44 22060]

🤘🏼

[TriStone 1724]

Just now, Burt Macklin said:

This is an impressively stupid post. 

 

Just now, mrhorn said:

First time watching a football game? Cool.

You two acting like his post wasn't perfectly in keeping with the usual theme of a Texas gameday thread.

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

Fuck hope it isn’t an acl 

[ztejas 43439]

RG3 knows a lot about blowing out knees. 

[millhouse 2604]

I'm guessing ankle. The knee brace usually helps prevent anything catastrophic with the knee

[Neonmoon 38129]

People judging each other for posts on a game thread is my favorite Surly past time 

[cactusflinthead 27598]

2 minutes ago, austintiger said:

2nd and 20 run up the middle. Remind me again Sark is an offensive genius right? At least that's what I keep hearing

Say hey to TTom and GRUs previous names when you get to Purgatorio 

[Zhorn96 1773]

🤘

[Horn80 6121]

Texas O and D lines are losing in the trench.  Usually will result in loss.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12198]

Get well, Hutson. 🤘

[BurntOrange&White 39932]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fuck hope it isn’t an acl 

Better hope it’s just one ligament tbh

[Funk Doctor Spock 12198]

Just now, ztejas said:

RG3 knows a lot about blowing out knees. 

And blowing on his knees 

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

See you next season Coke! 🤘🏼

[VinyVango 693]

2nd and 20 run up the middle. Remind me again Sark is an offensive genius right? At least that's what I keep hearing

It’s a conservative clock and field position situational call… not horrible under circumstances but definitely not what most PS4, Doritos pounding, couch studs think must be called.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

At least the D should be rested. 

[Ghost of Shag 2608]

3 minutes ago, austintiger said:

2nd and 20 run up the middle. Remind me again Sark is an offensive genius right? At least that's what I keep hearing

You gonna throw it deep in your own territory with Ewers? Perhaps you didn’t see the safety.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3816]

Hot Christ we can't block anybody. 

[WBT 20570]

Also Ewers fault?