Game Thread Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN

[BurgleBro 799]

Baylors whack rapey ass stupid offense is going to feast on this tired D 4th Q

Need to score a TD on our first drive by any means necessary

[Burntcowboy 1845]

Run the ducking ball this half and we are gonna have to blitz to get any pressure on their QB

[Neonmoon 38130]

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Maybe you missed Tech destroying us with TOP and number of plays. Maybe you missed OSU and TCU also edging us on both. It’s the recipe to beat us.

We refuse to sustain drives and it fucking wears our defense out. It is not a mystery why teams force us into that. 

We have run the ball 14 times, including sacks. Sarkisian still can’t grasp it. 

THANK YOU 

[Auto Driller 2506]

Jesse Palmer trying to talk some sense into Sark by telling him to give Bijan the damn ball. But we already know that Sark will revert to deep ball hero shots to Worthy the second he feels backed into a corner.

[Horn80 6131]

Texas looks unprepared and flat.  Looks like another 7 win Sark season.  Shocking

[FreeHorn 1307]

5 minutes ago, Atticus said:

The biggest gripe here is Sark has gone away from the run. Quinn is still mindfucked, don't take the cheese and put the game in his hands dude.

Quinn completed a couple passes and Sark got excited and quit on the run. 
 

We have to run the ball to help the defense get some rest. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10356]

1 minute ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

Feel like the fans have been pretty patient for months now

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

Your mother pops up.

Bwbwhahjajajajaja    
sorry I didn’t didn’t realize I was messing with a preteen.  I’ll stop 

 

 

[texastroubadour 1224]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Why would anyone want to play for a loser like Sark? 

And a bald headed mongoloid 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12512]

We have Bijan and Sark chooses to keep trying to pass over and over and over again. What a stupid fuck. 

[ztejas 43537]

2 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

Well he also took a fucking safety. 

[Billy Pilgrim 1984]

1 minute ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

His bad has outweighed the good for the last month and a half. The receivers he’s hit have been WIDE open

[gmr548 16616]

Just now, ztejas said:

Well he also took a fucking safety. 

Not even took. Straight up created. 

[Ghost of Shag 2615]

Just now, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

Bwbwhahjajajajaja    
sorry I didn’t didn’t realize I was messing with a preteen.  I’ll stop 

 

 

I won’t. I’ve got all day for your dumb ass.

[Billy Pilgrim 1984]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

We have Bijan and Sark chooses to keep trying to pass over and over and over again. What a stupid fuck. 

I don’t have a problem with the RPO but you have to keep running to make them respect it.

[JFKFC 4891]

I want to say something to every fucktard posting here who thinks Sark isn't responsible for the failings of the defense or the o-line. Whoever tried to raise you failed....and failed huge. If your dad is still alive, you need to drive to his house and elbow him in the throat as hard as you can. If he is dead, you need to drive to the cemetery and piss on his grave. 

Edited November 25, 2022 by JFKFC

[hobbes2702 13073]

7 first half touches for Bijan. So we are doing that thing again?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12512]

Just now, texastroubadour said:

And a bald headed mongoloid 

That bald headed mongoloid won 12 games last year and owns Sark with lesser talent. We have a qb who was a 1.000 recruit who gets worse every single game. He chooses to call 3-4 passing plays that result in sacks when we have 2 NFL running backs. 

[ztejas 43537]

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

Not even took. Straight up created. 

So yeah he's been pretty good outside of the 13 point swing across two plays. 

[Nivek 16986]

41 minutes ago, austintiger said:

Perhaps if sark wasn't such a spineless bitch and get in the ref's asses we might see some calls

you have to be a complete moron to think that is going to work.   The refs didn't miss shit.  They know exactly what they are doing, and they are doing it on purpose.  

 

[Bodowned 763]

You know what sounds like a smart thing to do? Maybe get Keilan Robinson and Jordan Whittington involved on the edges. Maybe get your fucking playmakers in space instead of dialing up play-action fantasies that take five seconds to develop? 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12512]

1 minute ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I don’t have a problem with the RPO but you have to keep running to make them respect it.

Exactly. That's what Sark isn't doing. In order to make the RPO work you have to make the defense adjust. Instead, they know what our retard coach is going to do. 

[DFW Horn 6208]

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Why would anyone want to play for a loser like Sark? 

[TwiceHorn 31536]

Just now, Nivek said:

you have to be a complete moron to think that is going to work.   The refs didn't miss shit.  They know exactly what they are doing, and they are doing it on purpose.  

 

Not to mention that it never works.   It's just wasted effort that makes emotional fans feel better.

[Nivek 16986]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

That bald headed mongoloid won 12 games last year and owns Sark with lesser talent. We have a qb who was a 1.000 recruit who gets worse every single game. He chooses to call 3-4 passing plays that result in sacks when we have 2 NFL running backs. 

NFL backs don't mean shit with Jones blocking for them.  Jones couldn't block a toilet.

[Dahobbs 17682]

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

7 first half touches for Bijan. So we are doing that thing again?

To be fair, we've barely had the ball.

[Sgt Hulk 13840]

seniors have zero heart  minus roschon

[Surly Bevo 25153]

Lotta calls to run the ball and yea I concur. But if we come out and run the ball twice between the tackles when that is exactly what Baylor expects us to do then fuck everything.

Gotta attack the edge on at least one of those runs.

[gmr548 16616]

Just now, Nivek said:

you have to be a complete moron to think that is going to work.   The refs didn't miss shit.  They know exactly what they are doing, and they are doing it on purpose.  

 

Yeah, the Big 12 is definitely out to rig a 5-3 vs 4-4 matchup.

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

seniors have zero heart  minus roschon

JWhitt plays hard too

[Funk Doctor Spock 12512]

Just now, Nivek said:

NFL backs don't mean shit with Jones blocking for them.  Jones couldn't block a toilet.

I wonder if Warheim has any eligibility left?

[Sawbonz 27589]

8 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Ewers’ rating is like

arm strength +++

footwork -

decision making - -

short ball placement -

long ball placement - - -

 

IQ 🥔

[lilMAC25 3818]

3 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

7 first half touches for Bijan. So we are doing that thing again?

Damnit

[ClubWhatever 12158]

The defense getting tired due to TOP imbalance wouldn’t happen so readily if their pass defense wasn’t so atrocious.   We will never win the conference with pass defense like this.  It’s not just the players.  The coaches clearly can’t teach the concepts.  If they could it wouldn’t still be this bad. 

[austintiger 111]

1 minute ago, Nivek said:

you have to be a complete moron to think that is going to work.   The refs didn't miss shit.  They know exactly what they are doing, and they are doing it

 so he should bend over and take it like a bitch? Great strategy there sport

[Wally Pryor 5263]

5 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Feel like the fans have been pretty patient for months now

More importantly, the coach was (too) overly patient against OSU and TCU.

[gmr548 16616]

Just now, Nivek said:

NFL backs don't mean shit with Jones blocking for them.  Jones couldn't block a toilet.

Jesus Christ. Christian Jones is the best run blocker on this team by a wide margin. He will be in the NFL next year. Keep on going.

[Stunns38 3558]

Mediocre Sark folds under pressure and cannot think clearly enough to adjust. There is only 15 years of data to support it, drunk or not. Of course our administration will double down and give him an extension just to fire him in 2 years. And we make fun of aggy…

[BERT 4381]

4 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

I want to say something to every fucktard posting here who thinks Sark isn't responsible for the failings of the defense or the o-line. Whoever tried to raise you failed....and failed huge. If your dad is still alive, you need to drive to his house and elbow him in the throat as hard as you can. If he is dead, you need to drive to the cemetery and piss on his grave. 

Should’ve hit that portal for O Linemen

[Sgt Hulk 13840]

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

JWhitt plays hard too

i keep fprgetting a out him  the way sark has

[Nivek 16986]

4 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

His bad has outweighed the good for the last month and a half. The receivers he’s hit have been WIDE open

The receivers who have dropped passes that hit their hands count as well.  

[USNALonghorn 5078]

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

Yeah, the Big 12 is definitely out to rig a 5-3 vs 4-4 matchup.

Not exactly that. They’re fucking us for not being willing to carry the conference anymore and leaving for the SEC.

Edited November 25, 2022 by USNALonghorn

[Funk Doctor Spock 12512]

But for real, Sark is the best we could do? Like, for real? 

[Wally Pryor 5263]

3 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

You know what sounds like a smart thing to do? Maybe get Keilan Robinson and Jordan Whittington involved on the edges. Maybe get your fucking playmakers in space instead of dialing up play-action fantasies that take five seconds to develop? 

Nah. Easier to blame the refs.

[OU Sucks 8916]

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

JWhitt plays hard too

Zero targets for one of our best offensive weapons.  Seems about right.

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

But for real, Sark is the best we could do? Like, for real? 

Could’ve re-hired Strong…

[Macanudo 13012]

I am absolutely ok with throwing the ball but quick, short stuff is in order.   Has Quinn dumped off to Bijan or Ro out of the backfield?  Nope.  And we continue to have a 25 year old aversion to throwing across the middle.

[austintiger 111]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

But for real, Sark is the best we could do? Like, for real? 

For the group that hires football coaches here? Yeah it may be the best they can do sadly

[Dahobbs 17682]

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

Jesus Christ. Christian Jones is the best run blocker on this team by a wide margin. He will be in the NFL next year. Keep on going.

Yeah, I'm not understanding anger directed Jones. The line fuckups have been at right guard. 

[Sawbonz 27589]

We should have someone in motion every play