Game Thread Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN

[JFKFC 4,878]

Play after play Ewers is completely stunned and unprepared to handle pressure. We need to hire a head coach who knows how to prepare QBs. 

[SuckitKevin 920]

He’s fucking terrible!

[Billy Pilgrim 1,960]

Case McCoy at QB would be undefeated this season. God Ewers fucking sucks

[Hank_Hill 18,804]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

guys hes only a freshman 

The OL? Half right

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Ewers doesn't process fast enough. That's usually not fixable. Didn't want to believe it but at this point it's obvious. He has elite arm talent but processing speed is way more important. 

I think he does drugs.

[BERT 4,358]

Just now, satyanash said:

"Obviously that wasn't Ewers' fault" -- @BERT, somehow

Oh fuck off back to the recruiting board u sappy bitch. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,190]

Of course they get the 2. 

 

Get fucking Ewers out of the fucking game. Put in Card for Christ's sake. God fucking damn in tired of this Ewers shit. He sucks. End of story. 

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

hahahahhahha

[Rimbo 25,921]

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

Guess what Sark was trying to do there?  Go deep.   It hasn't worked all game and now it cost us.

No, you dipshit. It was called a sideline pass, Worthy was there and open, and Ewwers waved him away downfield instead... resulting in that bullshit.

[chainsaw 9,866]

Ewers is not smart.

[Dahobbs 17,534]

Fuck fuck sark. What the fuck. 

[Brothahorn 10,087]

1 minute ago, warhorn8 said:

1 minute ago, Enemy07 said:

Great job Ewers

That isn't on Ewers

Nope. All dumb ass coaching.

[crum 525]

Quinn has handed 10 to Baylor. yikes

[redswingline 1,057]

at this point I think the game should be decided by slap fighting

ewers vs their qb

Edited November 25, 2022 by redswingline

[Kel Varnsen 8,459]

We can't laugh at the aggy qb now

[ztejas 43,419]

1 minute ago, warhorn8 said:

1 minute ago, Enemy07 said:

Great job Ewers

That isn't on Ewers

Of course not. Are you going to stick your finger up his ass when you blow him after the game? 

[Rockethorn1978 6,077]

Just now, warhorn8 said:

1 minute ago, Enemy07 said:

Great job Ewers

That isn't on Ewers

[T-shirt Sip 2,101]

1 minute ago, irishtexan said:

I’m surprised that wasn’t targeting

Wait until after the commercial. They’ll be reviewing it. 

[closetohumping 17,440]

2 minutes ago, warhorn8 said:

2 minutes ago, Enemy07 said:

Great job Ewers

That isn't on Ewers

Card?

[millhouse 2,604]

Fuck you for calling a slow developing passing play there Sark

[Redneck Mutha 7,954]

Safety was on him (2 pts).

Missed TD to Sanders was on him (4 pts missed after settling for FG).

Scoop and score was on him (8 pts).

[4th&Five 41,526]

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

We just can't catch a break. Holy shit.

It’s not that. We actively shit our pants when the game is there for the taking. 

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

Sewers.

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

Ewers needs to just get rid of that 2 seconds earlier. Also, that play call was Sark being Sark again 

[Dr. Teeth 5,844]

Johnson and Robinson were willing us to a victory. And we took it out of their hands. Again!

[Vermin 3,043]

Has Ewers ever played football before?

[Real Papi 988]

Unbelievable pound the damn rock Sark!

[SuckitKevin 920]

Ewers has gifted Baylor 8 points on his own.

[Nicole44 22,059]

Damn I was all about the momentum swing and single players stepping up and it was happening and Mr Hype does that. Damnit. Need another couple of players to turn it around again…

Edited November 25, 2022 by Nicole44

[ztejas 43,419]

1 minute ago, crum said:

Quinn has handed 10 to Baylor. yikes

LOL 10? He's handed them 17. And cost us another 4 on that horrible throw to JT. 

Edited November 25, 2022 by ztejas

[FOXHOUND 1,021]

This is on Sark and Ewers. Running game looking good, better run that bullshit ass play and watch Quinn try to run when he has cement shoes on. 

[chainsaw 9,866]

Is it possible to trade college players yet

[Pam Cummings 9,640]

10 points for the other team because your QB has the IQ of a sack of fucking hammers.

[MIkeHoncho 1,910]

Bijan - Bijan - Bijan - RoJo - Rojo, REPEAT.   This is not difficult!!!!

[Billy Pilgrim 1,960]

Just now, crum said:

Quinn has handed 10 to Baylor. yikes

Seriously, directly responsible for 10 points

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

7 win Sark is his nickname for a reason.

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

1 minute ago, crum said:

Quinn has handed 10 to Baylor. yikes

Does that account for the safety?

 

[BurgleBro 787]

That could very well be a coach and qb defining play

[bullet 1,596]

2 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Wow that was afireable playcall. Sark and his room temperature IQ

Well Ewers could have gotten rid of the ball.  He had 2 chances.  He DID get rid of the ball, but not in a good way.

[Dnaguy 11,948]

Just now, Patricio Swayze said:

Sewers.

Indeed

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,234]

Just now, ztejas said:

Of course not. Are you going to stick your finger up his ass when you blow him after the game? 

The whiffed block direct to QB backside defender was able to do that 

[JFKFC 4,878]

It would be mean and unfair to put in Card and to expect him to win the game. 

[clownin72 197]

The dumbfuckery is amazing.

[Horn80 6,119]

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

#92 was not the problem there.

Well, he whiffed and slow jogged while watching.

[redswingline 1,057]

both teams are doing their best to lose

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,190]

Sark is such a loser. He stops running the ball why? It was working. The guy is a born fucking loser. Fuck I hate him more than Herman. He's blatantly incompetent. 

[satyanash 14,481]

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

Ewers needs to just get rid of that 2 seconds earlier. Also, that play call was Sark being Sark again 

Worthy was open and had a huge cushion. Ewers should just have thrown it!!

[Sawbonz 27,548]

1 minute ago, BillyGoatHill said:

Running the ball with no stopping us and we go to the pass and fumble. Just fucking stupid.

Reminds me of GDGD in the Big XII CG when benson was ripping off 8-9 yards pc

[Thatguy 8,688]

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

Nope. All dumb ass coaching.

Considering the situation and your line that was a dumb ass playcall. 

[Dr. Teeth 5,844]

1 minute ago, Vermin said:

Has Ewers ever played football before?

He hadn’t taken a snap since 1975 before this year. 

Edited November 25, 2022 by Dr. Teeth