Game Thread Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN

[Sgt Hulk 13715]

sark loves snatching defeat from jaws of victory, he loooooves to throw deep out of bounds balls to double covered recievers 

[Snake Diggity 4622]

Ewers is a loser.  Period.

[chainsaw 9866]

Just now, JFKFC said:

It would be mean and unfair to put in Card and to expect him to win the game. 

Card is not a gaping pussy

[Huckleberry 32856]

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

No, you dipshit. It was called a sideline pass, Worthy was there and open, and Ewwers waved him away downfield instead... resulting in that bullshit.

No, it was a called pump fake to Worthy because they've been attacking it. Ewers should have immediately thrown it over Worthy's head out of bounds when he saw pressure. 

That doesn't address the question of why we're putting the game in the QB's hands when we running down their throat and pass protecting like crap. 

[gmr548 16576]

Lol

Literally all of Texas’s penalties are pre snap except one; Quinn’s blatant, stupid, endzone grounding. They are letting guys play.

The ref shit basically comes down to not calling holding. I mean, okay. That’s not wrong, but also, welcome to the Big 12. That’s not new at all and Texas does it too. I don’t know how you guys still have it in you to be throwing fits about that. Props, I guess.

Shapen is really bad. Ewers just might be worse. These teams are pretty similar honestly. Ewers’s safety is the difference in the score line (Baylor would have kicked the XP to tie if down one).

[ClubWhatever 12134]

Just a brutal fuckup by Sark.  You had the game won if you just keep calling runs.  Dumbass 

[Valmy77 13226]

Ok Ewers keep your head up and let's go!

[Sgt Hulk 13715]

so we are once again outcoached in a game we should win, 

[hobbes2702 13032]

With 13 minutes left Bijan is just now getting his 15th touch. RoJo only has 6

[936horn 910]

Bijan runs for 9… quick sark call a bomb downfield!!!

[Bodowned 709]

Ewers is the worst QB on the field every single week and Sark does not give a shit. It’s absolutely incredible.

[Valmy77 13226]

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

It’s not that. We actively shit our pants when the game is there for the taking. 

Well that to

[irishtexan 11518]

Run the fucking ball every goddamn play

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Ok you have sucked them in...now hit them on the edge

[Horn80 6118]

1 minute ago, Snake Diggity said:

Ewers is a loser.  Period.

BS

[dcar00 14181]

we gave them 8 points for no other reason than Sark has to pass the ball.

[Pam Cummings 9640]

1 minute ago, Snake Diggity said:

Ewers is a loser.  Period.

He has shit athleticism outside of being able to wing a football real good

[JFKFC 4878]

Just now, chainsaw said:

Card is not a gaping pussy

[Hozey11 24]

Was that an extra linemen we brought in and yet still couldn’t block?? Hahaha Have the hornfm perfectly synced and don’t back it up.

[ztejas 43419]

Honestly you guys are right. It's silly of some of us to expect our QB to not be a useless sack of retarded dogshit. No matter how embarrassingly bad he is there's always someone else we can blame. 

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Come on get this Horns. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

3 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Play after play Ewers is completely stunned and unprepared to handle pressure. We need to hire a head coach who knows how to prepare QBs. 

It’s quite possible Quinn just can’t process fast enough.

[austintiger 111]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

so we are once again outcoached in a game we should win, 

Don't worry Sark is always good for seven wins a year

[bad_teammate 13195]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Ok you have sucked them in...now hit them on the edge with the deep ball

fixed for sark

[millhouse 2604]

So now we're gonna throw a bomb right?

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

They can’t stop the run   
 

Expect sarky to call a deep ball 

[Bigbend1812 12915]

Give me all the mustard. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

All we have to do is run and Sark says "Erm, I wanna throw deep because the run game is working"

[TexasEd 8066]

3 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

Bijan - Bijan - Bijan - RoJo - Rojo, REPEAT.   This is not difficult!!!!

Yep

[T-shirt Sip 2101]

Pass coming up. 

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

hes just gashing them Sark... gashing them.

 

why the fuck would you throw long.

[Valmy77 13226]

That was a pretty fucking crazy run

[gmr548 16576]

Ewers doesn't process fast enough. That's usually not fixable. Didn't want to believe it but at this point it's obvious. He has elite arm talent but processing speed is way more important. 

I don’t know, Ehlinger looked just as lost at times as a true freshman, and the game slowed down for him as a sophomore. I don’t think you can know until next year. Won’t need more than a few games to know though. The defensive game plan is very clearly laid out.

[hobbes2702 13032]

4 straight touches for Bijan, I bet we try a deep ball now.

[chainsaw 9866]

Sark has cost Bijan a Heisman trophy. It's clear as day.

[BrazilHorn 6589]

Sark going to gave to gameplan like Texas is up 50 and the 4th QB is in. Just hand off non stop. Ewers is broken. 

[MIkeHoncho 1910]

Ref probably review and call his knee down in the backfield

[OU Sucks 8811]

This isn't hard.  Run the ball, throw quick passes to our playmakers and let them make plays.  Any time Ewers drops back to pass, you're asking for trouble.

Edited November 25, 2022 by OU Sucks

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Just now, austintiger said:

Don't worry Sark is always good for seven wins a year

[austintiger 111]

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

It’s quite possible Quinn just can’t process fast enough.

Then maybe continue to hand The Rock to the guy the other team can't stop? Sark is fucking retarded

[UTEX_ME 4762]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Sark is such a loser. He stops running the ball why? It was working. The guy is a born fucking loser. Fuck I hate him more than Herman. He's blatantly incompetent. 

Yep. Herman was an asshole but he had winning mentality with shitty G5 coordinators. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

Watch Sark try and throw it 

[NaTeWHO 852]

Ok Sark, perfect time to CHUNK IT DEEP!

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Sark gets outcoached almost every week.

[dcar00 14181]

we need this TD.

[Sgt Hulk 13715]

about time for a 45 yard deep shiot

[Pam Cummings 9640]

We should be running the fucking Army offense at this point. Passing is a waste of a play.

[Hook1997 5354]

Sarks offense with a competent qb would be going up and down the field.  It’s not ideal to have to run every play with a stacked box keying on RB’s but here we are.  

[Valmy77 13226]

First down Texas!

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

Just now, austintiger said:

Then maybe continue to hand The Rock to the guy the other team can't stop? Sark is fucking retarded

I agree, but doesn’t help the future of this team.