Game Thread Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN

[Surly Bevo 25165]

LET'S FUCKING GO

[millhouse 2617]

Hahahaha that's the first one we get 

[AUS-97HORN 11824]

i will say this....

 

we fucking responded to that idiocy last drive. 

[chainsaw 9874]

BIIIIIIJAAAAAAN!!!!

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Fuck yeah! What an answer

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Veranda taught that at LSU and now at Baylor. Surprised it isn’t called more. 

[Pam Cummings 9677]

This game shoulda been a rout.

[Party_Taco 3771]

LFG

Zero passes the rest of the game plz

[Bigbend1812 12941]

FUUUUUUUUcCCCcCckkkkkkk.  YoooooouUuuu!

 

 

nevermind!   it’s a miracle!

[Valmy77 13273]

TD Bijan!

We hold them one more time then let Bijan and Roschon run out the clock.

[TexasEd 8077]

All running plays. 

[hobbes2702 13074]

Thank you. 
Bijan keeping Sark employed 

[Anastasis 23486]

Huh. Run the ball and score. Fascinating. 

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

A penalty on the Rapists? Fucking miracle.

[Duane Moore 5249]

See Sark, it’s really not that hard

[Funk Doctor Spock 12512]

Bijan, baby!!!!!!

[T-shirt Sip 2107]

Nice fucking drive. Should have done that the past 3 drives. 

[millhouse 2617]

Hell yes!

[Skipper 6205]

Just now, Alphie Solomons. said:

Puffy Ref fought the good fight, but EVERY other ref had to shake their head and tell him is was really on Baylor

That was pretty much my interpretation of that discussion as well.  

[Bullneck 19212]

Ha, a Baylor player was poised to blow that play up and Bijan said "not today."

[NaTeWHO 852]

Didn't even need to pass and it looked easy.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Settling for the FG

I sit corrected ..

[Zeus 6141]

NO WAY A PENALTY ON BAYLOR???!!!!

LULZ FLUSH THESE RAPE LOVERS 

[Bigbend1812 12941]

Mustardson!

[gmr548 16617]

Ref doesn’t know the name of the penalty they’re calling on Baylor on a short yardage third down, but it’s not incompetence, they’re trying to fuck Texas!1!1!1

[OU Sucks 8916]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Holy fucking shit. Baylor got a call against them. Hell has frozen over 

No more bonus check for zero penalties against Texas' opponent.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Running it down their throats. Sark is one dumb mofo.

[Sgt Hulk 13841]

Bijan should have over 200 yards 

[MIkeHoncho 1931]

D-FENSE!!!!!!  Let's GOOOOOOOOO. 

[Topper13 3389]

[SubliminalHorn 6811]

Weird a TD when you run it every play 🤔 

[dcar00 14375]

as usual a game that should be over is not because Sark can't fucking realize his QB and OL are able to do anything other than quick pass game.

[GreenspointTexas 9678]

That was baylors first flag

 

 

for one yard….

[MillerEP 30501]

Basically RoJo and bijan drove us entirely down the field

[Kel Varnsen 8541]

Bijan would have 3 heismans at Bama

[Rimbo 26135]

7 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

No, it was a called pump fake to Worthy because they've been attacking it. Ewers should have immediately thrown it over Worthy's head out of bounds when he saw pressure. 

That doesn't address the question of why we're putting the game in the QB's hands when we running down their throat and pass protecting like crap. 

'cept Worthy was all by himself with nobody around him, and there was no pump fake...

[perfectchaos007 6677]

If we are done with passing the ball, why not put in a mobile QB like Card?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12512]

We should have been running the ball all fucking day. We have 3 capable backs to rotate in Bijan, Rojo, and Brooks. We could be up by 2-3 tds 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

We’re going to throw the ball again aren’t we?

[Pam Cummings 9677]

Bijan is the best RB in the country. I know Caleb Williams is gonna win the Heisman but Bijan should be there.

[Sawbonz 27593]

How fucking hard was that sark 

[Zeus 6141]

Just now, NaTeWHO said:

Didn't even need to pass and it looked easy.

Calling a pass play = points for Baylor 

Right now

Offensive guru Sark 

[Gidnik 3285]

so we handed the ball off every play that drive and got a touchdown. funny how that works out. 

[mrhorn 1383]

PENULTY

That should be a penalty

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Run-focused drive and easy rushing TD proves sark is a dumbass.

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17810]

Wow, it's that fucking simple Sark, you fucking idiot 

[Valmy77 13273]

1 minute ago, BillyGoatHill said:

A penalty on the Rapists? Fucking miracle.

I know! Who knew that was allowed?

[C-Man 27273]

That was baylors first flag
 
 
for one yard….

Incredible

[NOOBSDUDE 592]

I love that guy. He deserves better than this mediocre team.

[Burntcowboy 1845]

Really need a turnover. Please Baylor, make a mistake