Game Thread Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN

[Billy Pilgrim 1963]

1 penalty for 1 yard

[FOXHOUND 1021]

See what happens when you lean on the generational talent at RB? 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Just now, MillerEP said:

Basically RoJo and bijan drove us entirely down the field

Wait, we have two NFL running backs on the roster? Someone tell Sark

[Redneck Mutha 7956]

With Marty Cherry under center, we'd be up 24 right now.

[Zeus 6024]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

If we are done with passing the ball, why not put in a mobile QB like Card?

Bingo

Malik Murphy looks fast too

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

2 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Nice fucking drive. Should have done that the past 3 drives. 

[dcar00 14210]

I wonder if that was causing some of the problems earlier?  Our coaches should complain about it even if they aren't sure it is happening.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

2 minutes ago, austintiger said:

Well I think at this point you just want to win this fucking game and the script seems pretty easy to anyone but sark

I agree with you that long-term this doesn't fix our biggest problem which is the head coach but one problem at a time

Ok, the discussion was about Sark’s coaching of QE, not about this game.

[mchookem 16336]

28 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i stg the announcers are audibly disappointed when Texas starts doing well 👿🙄

i mean Texas scores and there's like 10 seconds of dead air, so Dave South-esque.

anyways...

FUCK YEAH FUCK YOU BAYLOR 🤘

[Funk Doctor Spock 12206]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Bijan should have over 200 yards 

Easily. Dude should have at least 250 and 3 tds, and Rojo over 100 and 1-2 tds if we didn't decide Ewers might not be a fuck up. We could run on them all day and they can't stop us 

[NOOBSDUDE 588]

We’re going to throw the ball again aren’t we?

We aren’t gonna run the ball again= sark.

[Rimbo 25936]

HOLY SHIT THEY CALLED A PENALTY ON OUR OPPONENT

[Hook1997 5354]

We need a turnover before they cross the 50 and a score for me to feel confident about this game at all.  

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

Just now, dcar00 said:

I wonder if that was causing some of the problems earlier?  Our coaches should complain about it even if they aren't sure it is happening.

Sark is a pussy.

[Valmy77 13226]

2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Basically RoJo and bijan drove us entirely down the field

Their blockers had a little to do with it as well.

[UTEE97 3521]

How on earth are we going to fill the void left by Bijan next year? I know we have a stacked RB room but Bijan is going to be hard to replace.

[campcrunk 2464]

This SO much closer than it should be... 

[Enemy07 294]

Ewers makes a lot of dumb plays but a lot of it is on Sark too. Us Surly assholes been pointing it out during games and he finally gets his head out of his ass and runs with the teams offensive strengths and what works.

[Nicole44 22060]

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

Wait, we have two NFL running backs on the roster? Someone tell Sark

We should have been using them creatively as smash and dash or shake and bake or whatever all year and pounding opponents into submission. Stop passing!!! 

[TheMailBox357 213]

Even our recruits know what it is:

 

 

 

 

[bad_teammate 13195]

All right,d efense, let's earn this win

[austintiger 111]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Easily. Dude should have at least 250 and 3 tds, and Rojo over 100 and 1-2 tds if we didn't decide Ewers might not be a fuck up. We could run on them all day and they can't stop us 

What's this we shit? I think sark is the only person in the stadium that doesn't see this.

I wish pk would go buddy Ryan on his ass on the sideline

Edited November 25, 2022 by austintiger

[Funk Doctor Spock 12206]

The fact that Sark cost Bijan the Heisman and maybe the Doak just fucking enrages me. Truly a stupid human 

[Rimbo 25936]

"They rode him like Space Mountain" wtf  

[Skipper 6135]

Nice kick jackass

[Atticus 3973]

Thing is, coach was being super conservative. I don't think he's thrown deep this game. Quinn has just pissed down his fucking leg so badly to keep this shit close

[AUS-97HORN 11763]

and we immediately kick it OOB because we just cant fucking help ourselves

[Gidnik 3269]

and a kickoff out of bounds....what the fuck are we doing? 

[Redneck Mutha 7956]

Gotdammit Bert!

[Thatguy 8699]

9 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

No, it was a called pump fake to Worthy because they've been attacking it. Ewers should have immediately thrown it over Worthy's head out of bounds when he saw pressure. 

That doesn't address the question of why we're putting the game in the QB's hands when we running down their throat and pass protecting like crap. 

Yeah we can't block them. We shouldn't even be trying any downfield throws at this point. 

[Dahobbs 17534]

Everything hard....

[Rimbo 25936]

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

We need a turnover before they cross the 50 and a score for me to feel confident about this game at all.  

i need more than that

[MIkeHoncho 1911]

will stone fucking sucks. 

[AUS-97HORN 11763]

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

Gotdammit Bert!

Stone

[Redneck Mutha 7956]

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

Gotdammit Bert!

other guy.  whoever

[Burntcowboy 1845]

Out of bounds!  Really kicker

[NaTeWHO 852]

Kicked that shit out of bounds. Fucking kidding me

[936horn 910]

How the fuck can we not find a kick off guy that can just put it in the end zone reliably

[dcar00 14210]

and now we kick the KO out of bounds...this team holy fuck they are completely unclutch.

[ztejas 43452]

LOL and we kick the ball out of bounds. 

Unreal. 

[Valmy77 13226]

Ok defense one stop and Bijan and Roschon run us to victory.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

And we fuck up the kick  lol 

[gmr548 16580]

Yes, Ehlinger did improve there and that was unusual. Especially learning to throw it away on time. 
So it's not impossible but Ewers needs to recognize how much hard work is needed. 

Agreed. Certainly wouldn’t say the leap Ehlinger took is the norm. The Texas passing game has to improve by a ton across the board - Ewers, receivers, scheme. Bijan and RoJo will not be keeping them in/winning games next year.

[campcrunk 2464]

Loved the way all the refs had to have a little meeting on that penalty to figure out a way to pin it on us

[chainsaw 9869]

Just now, Rimbo said:

"They rode him like Space Mountain" wtf  

[Kel Varnsen 8460]

He disgraces the number 15

[OU Sucks 8821]

How to kick inbounds?

[Rimbo 25936]

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

Gotdammit Bert!

[Auto Driller 2505]

Revoke Stone’s scholarship. He can’t get it into the end zone, or inbounds, apparently.

[Zeus 6024]

13 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Johnson and Robinson were willing us to a victory. And we took it out of their hands. Again!

Hell yeah these boys want it

Props to the O line too