Game Thread Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN

[Gut Wagon 8,065]

I really wanted a TD there. But all things considered, just thrilled with the win. Nearly all of our team deserved it. 

[MillerEP 30,454]

What are they chanting?

Bijan! Bijan! Bijan!

[Pam Cummings 9,640]

Love me some Bijan. Please somehow end up a Cowboy.

[Horn80 6,118]

I will eat crow for saying Sark will win 7 games.  8-4 is shows improvement.

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

I honestly though we were going to shoot our own dicks off. So stoked we pulled that off.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,190]

8 win Steve, yo! 

[bad_teammate 13,195]

Just now, Horn Dogg said:

Can someone pay Bijan $10 million to come back next year?

hold on let me check my FTX funds...

[Laxtonto 12,080]

Just now, ATXbronco said:

So long, Seven Win Steve.
Hello, Eight+ Win Steve.

 

Hook 'em - great job horns!

 

We'll miss you, Mustard!

Scary thing is that technically the dream to get to 10 wins is still alive

[TXRed 3,247]

We beat two opponents today. 
 

TEXAS FIGHT! 

 

 

 

 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

Alamo Bowl vs. UCLA  (my prediction)

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

Interesting. Baylor offense scored zero points I. The second half, yes?

[VaLonghorn99 341]

Furk Gaylor Furk big 12 - go Bijan Hook'em Horns 🤘

[Sgt Hulk 13,714]

Let’s go 9 win Steve 

[Valmy77 13,226]

Biggest win since 2018. Keeps us in the hunt.

Plus fuck Baylor.

Now we need a Kansas miracle.

[Thatguy 8,687]

3 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Fired on the spot the next time he calls a slow developing pass.

  They were coming completely unblocked. 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,652]

Woot   

[Ghost of Shag 2,608]

Just imagine how good we would be if we had a quarterback who could complete a forward pass.

[Burt Macklin 19,020]

3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Ball game

 

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Its over

 

our defense gonna be dog tired by 4th

[Stunns38 3,460]

Pissed we couldn’t get Bijan a final TD. Fire Sark!!!

Lol, proud how we showed up the 2nd half. Hopefully we can turn a corner.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,190]

I don't know if my penis can handle a 9 win Steve 

[UTGrad98 2,271]

A QB away from being in the playoffs this year

[Lonestar88 4,659]

Very grateful for having Bijan and Roschon these last couple of years, they have kept this offense afloat, and next year is going to be stressful without them.

Defense played well too, this would’ve been a blowout if not for Ewer’s fuck ups.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,190]

Does Bijan play the in the bowl game if we don't make the Big XII champ game?

 

Let's go Jayhawks!

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

this team has so much of the 2018 team vibe. 

[lilMAC25 3,792]

Nice way to finish the regular season.

[Richter 2,258]

Eight win Estevan

[ATXbronco 4,065]

Glad that Bijan got that Baylor monkey off his back in his last game at Texas.

179 yards!

[Lou Loomis 746]

10-Win Sark 🤞 

[Horn Dogg 3,893]

5 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

I’ll take 8-4 and be happy this season

Now if we could ever stumble out way into the big 12 championship game id be a very happy camper…

Texas 8&4

[LTtxfan 49,173]

TAKE THE FUCKIN' WIN PUSSIES !!! 🤘🤘🤘

[Bevo14 8,304]

5 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

Man I hope Aranda gets another gig after this season. 

Nah fuck him.

[UTEE97 3,518]

Just now, dcar00 said:

the Tech game was always gonna bite us in the ass.  9-3 and a trip to CCG would have been a very good year.

Yea, I chalk that up to our recent history of choking. It takes time to change the culture. Even if we don't make it to the CCG, I would still consider it to be a good year, but not good enough to give Sark an extension. Let him earn it next year.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,190]

3 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

FUCK BAYLOR GO KANSAS LETS FUCKING GO!

 

My lord. Who is that last one?

[UDontKnow 10,444]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I don't know if my penis can handle a 9 win Steve 

[Hank_Hill 18,803]

SaRk CaNt aDjUsT

[Constant 6,731]

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Just imagine how good we would be if we had a quarterback who could complete a forward pass.

Imagine how bad you’d be without Bijan. Kid is unreal. 

[Zeus 6,019]

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

Kansas wins and I think this team finally made it so obvious to sark what he has to do that he has no choice. 

Play fuckin Card and run the ball constantly?

[MillerEP 30,454]

Let’s go Kansas!

[Duane Moore 5,237]

Good teams win, great teams cover

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,359]

10 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

I am so happy to eat some Black Friday crow if they hold on here. I am a doom-and-gloom piece of human garbage, and I really thought the writing was on the wall after the double false start + JWhitt fumble earlier. The toughness on these last two drives to do what they did with ZERO production from Ewers is astounding. That's the stuff that can define your program culture.

Takin' the knees, eh?

[gmr548 16,576]

Alamo Bowl vs. UCLA  (my prediction)

Washington or USC for the Sark storyline.

[Rimbo 25,921]

The Longhorns have officially exceeded my expectations for them this season. And it's almost entirely due to the defense improving how they defend the middle of the field. That Ford INT doesn't happen in the first six games of the season.

[VaLonghorn99 341]

7 win Sark - hopefully no more, go win it all my people, next year, year after that whenever. Happy Thanksgiving to Surly!

[OU Sucks 8,810]

3 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

Sark needs some props. Stuck with the run. Kept the boys playing hard. 

Well, he stuck with the run because the QB he won't bench under any circumstance, is regarded.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,190]

Just now, Constant said:

Imagine how bad you’d be without Bijan. Kid is unreal. 

And Rojo. People can't just mention Bijan without his sidekick. Both are unreal, but Bijan is a generational talent. 

[BillyGoatHill 4,312]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Interesting. Baylor offense scored zero points I. The second half, yes?

Correct. They scored off the fumble. 

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

the recipe for prolonged success is simple.  STOP PAYING exorbitant coaches salaries and STACK NIL $$$$$$ get/keep the best players.  flip this bitch---cut sarks pay, give his $$$ to bijan.

 

[Horn Dogg 3,893]

4 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I honestly though we were going to shoot our own dicks off. So stoked we pulled that off.

Is this the first game he’s ever won being down at halftime?

[Hank_Hill 18,803]

Just now, OU Sucks said:

Well, he stuck with the run because the QB he won't bench under any circumstance, is regarded.

So he made a great decision? Hell yea bruther

[Stunns38 3,460]

SaRk CaNt aDjUsT

It was Patterson! Haha