Game Thread Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN

[El Squared 1,802]

22 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Preferably right after you take during a dump.

Fixed.

[ousux 5,597]

True or false:  the pass pro went to shit and the run blocking became superb when Campbell had to go in at right guard for Hutson 

Pass blocking wasn't great with Hutson in there, so partial truth. But yeah, Campbell is a road grader, not a footwork technician.

[MirrOlure 14,769]

True or false:  the pass pro went to shit and the run blocking became superb when Campbell had to go in at right guard for Hutson 

This was exactly true from my vantage point at the game.

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

48 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

You can't write a highly talented QB off after his freshman year, especially when he showed you what he can do when the entire offense clicks. 

Agreed, but we're talking about Quinn here. Feel free to write his ass off.

[chainsaw 9,867]

Talent but no IQ

[MissingInAction 25,064]

6 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

Stay alert, the Rohypnol may be close to starting to take affect.

God damn it

[TexasRenegade 2,435]

1 hour ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Sark needs to learn how to utilize two RBs on the field at the same time. We'd be unstoppable.

In his defense he ran that awesome play with Bijan at RB and Rojo at FB where Rojo went for like 30 on a dive and promptly fumbled....

[Cody2422 273]

Let’s also celebrate the fact that we asserted our will against two schools that we should dominate that have recently gotten the better of us.  That’s progress.  When Texas is rolling, we should be able To beat Kansas and Baylor and most other schools even when we have an off day, and today wasn’t our best effort but yet we walked away with a W

[Armybrat 40,839]

1 hour ago, tokamak said:

Just dropped by the thread to say that Baylor can eat my asshole. 

You’re German?

[mwaadeeb 1,210]

54 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Nah posters like you are really just self loathing pussy ass cunt bitches when it comes to this team. 

No. The pussy cunt bitches are the ones saying QE is "worse than Swoopes" and "a total bust" and that "Sark should be fired yesterday" and all sorts of panty-waste faggotry that beats everyone here to death. My guess is that's you. Have some fucking nuts.

[MotownHorn 1,762]

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

This was a 38-17 win if Ewers just plays a game manager game. I'm not giving up on him but there will be an open competition for next season. I'd prefer he improve and win so Manning can redshirt but he better work on processing and decision-making.

 

Manning can still redshirt if Card beats him out 😁

(I’m kidding. Mostly)

[Hank_Hill 18,804]

52 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Correct.  The “best player in the country” was on the sideline for the most important offensive play of the national championship game.  

Sark also had nothing to do with that, so not sure why that play is brought up at all. Other than it being badass.

[Post Oak 20,213]

37 minutes ago, ousux said:

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

True or false:  the pass pro went to shit and the run blocking became superb when Campbell had to go in at right guard for Hutson 

Pass blocking wasn't great with Hutson in there, so partial truth. But yeah, Campbell is a road grader, not a footwork technician.

Watch Campbell on RoJos hurdle TD.  Peels back to block the DT and then is right behind RoJo as he crosses the goal line.  That kid moves extremely well.

[hookemATL 11,724]

1 minute ago, Post Oak said:

Watch Campbell on RoJos hurdle TD.  Peels back to block the DT and then is right behind RoJo as he crosses the goal line.  That kid moves extremely well.

Jones’ pancake block on #13 was fucking borderline erotic. I watched the replay 10 times and some precum came out, and usually that only happens when a girl accidentally brushes up against me. 

[Bevo 13,576]

2 hours ago, Burntcowboy said:

So many people hating on Quinn but so many people taking a picture with him after the game. 

That's because he makes me look good.

[Ignatius 4,017]

1 hour ago, Gravy Train said:

Really?

 

1 hour ago, El Squared said:

They weren’t on the field at the same time iirc that play

Correct; Bush was playing the part of DJ Monroe…

[SarkAfterDark 1,688]

12 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

No. The pussy cunt bitches are the ones saying QE is "worse than Swoopes" and "a total bust" and that "Sark should be fired yesterday" and all sorts of panty-waste faggotry that beats everyone here to death. My guess is that's you. Have some fucking nuts.

If I’m lamenting fans for being unnecessarily negative towards the team why in the fuck would you think I’m someone that is even more negative. Please explain your thought process to come to that opinion.  Are you retarded, like not even mildly?

[Sawbonz 27,548]

59 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Correct.  The “best player in the country” was on the sideline for the most important offensive play of the national championship game.  

I wouldn’t have wanted VY playing defense there 

[Deej 76,768]

1 hour ago, Kel Varnsen said:

 

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[Atticus 3,973]

1 hour ago, JFKFC said:

This was actually a very dangerous day for all of us. This flood of thousands of rapists coming to Austin from Waco was a clear & present danger to all decent people. Please check in with us in this thread to let us know you are safe and unraped by any Baptists. 

Just imagine how badly we would have beaten them if we took some transfer OL like Baylor did, amirite?

[mdmost 43,001]

Satisfying win. Shook off our own stupidity and rode Bijon and Roschon to the victory. Big tip of the cap to the defense. Shut out Baylor in the 2nd half and locked away the win with turnovers and great play. Yeah, it wasn't the year we all hoped for but there was improvement. Though I said 8-4 before the season so online handjobs for me. 

[TXRed 3,248]

He has his problems, but he’s building a legit roster, he’s a likable guy and his players seem to love him. I hope he’s successful here. 

[Shaggyhorn 641]

Though I said 8-4 before the season so online handjobs for me. 

You and 2/3rds of the fan base…

[mwaadeeb 1,210]

11 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

If I’m lamenting fans for being unnecessarily negative towards the team why in the fuck would you think I’m someone that is even more negative. Please explain your thought process to come to that opinion.  Are you retarded, like not even mildly?

It was the other guy, whoops. Though since you over-reacted so bad, you're a fucking pussy too.

[Gidnik 3,268]

were a 10 win team with Casey this year.  

[THUJONE 4,550]

4 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

were a 10 win team with Casey this year.  

 

[Alphie Solomons. 231]

We won in a way that Texas is chronically accused of not being able to.

We fucking bowed up on defense and run game and beat those mother fuckers for a quarter and a half.

A whole lot of folks, legitimately cuz they ran twice as many plays as we did, wrote that defense off as having 'quit, you can see it in their body language'

In the end, it was Baylor who got tired of getting fucking hit and didn't answer the bell.

 

Obviously need serious work on our passing game........all of it but #0 and #4.

But, fuck that felt good......especially going up against the most asinine officiating we've run up against, and we've run up against some bullshit before.

 

The Bijan chant at the end will be something everyone who heard it will ALWAYS remember, ....just an epoch moment.

 

Well done, boyz

 

Hook 'Em

Edited November 25, 2022 by Alphie Solomons.

[Gravy Train 974]

1 hour ago, El Squared said:

They weren’t on the field at the same time iirc that play

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[GhostOfTomJoad 9,324]

Too many bitches .

Not enough Longhorns.

Hookem.

[hookemATL 11,724]

9 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

were a 10 win team with Casey this year.  

Fuck that cancerous douche and his shitass sooner father. 

[JFKFC 4,878]

28 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Just imagine how badly we would have beaten them if we took some transfer OL like Baylor did, amirite?

Baylor took the 2 o-lineman last off season and then won the conference you retarded fuck.

[tonedeaf 56]

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

I'm at scholzs, spoke to rapists, I'm not yet raped. 

Here's hoping.

Unpossible.  Baptist don't drink. 

[Dnaguy 11,951]

So has anyone looked at that shovel pass / fumble play again? What was it. In person it looked like a fumble but I was in the north endzone

[C-Man 27,222]

Popping back in to say fuck yes motherfuckers! Fuck Baylor!

[Neonmoon 38,129]

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

So has anyone looked at that shovel pass / fumble play again? What was it. In person it looked like a fumble but I was in the north endzone

It looked like a fumble on TV. But there wasn’t a camera down the line that would of confirmed it. Whatever they called would have stood

[John Coctostan 591]

We swept murderer's row... 

[Vertuzzi 1,369]

Fucking Baylor cunt at a bar in Boston was so fucking annoying today. Literally high pitched screaming every single play. Hope someone cross checks her in the fucking teeth. 

[Auto Driller 2,505]

Just now, John Coctostan said:

We swept murderer's row... 

For the first time in a decade, maybe?

[THUJONE 4,550]

9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

It looked like a fumble on TV. But there wasn’t a camera down the line that would of confirmed it. Whatever they called would have stood

The travesty of that play was that literally ANY OTHER CREW would have called it a fumble on the field. These clowndicks called it an incomplete pass. Also, it was a legit fumble.

[TexasRenegade 2,435]

42 minutes ago, Shaggyhorn said:

You and 2/3rds of the fan base…

1st time I saw Caddyshack it was on network TV and they changed that line to “Hey everybody, we’re all gonna take a shower!”.....much better than "Yippie ki yay Mr Falcon"

[LTtxfan 49,184]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

True or false:  the pass pro went to shit and the run blocking became superb when Campbell had to go in at right guard for Hutson 

Pass blocking wasn't great with Hutson in there, so partial truth. But yeah, Campbell is a road grader, not a footwork technician.

Campbell is really inexperienced, but extremely talented -- has a high ceiling.  He also didn't show up in Austin till summer.

Pretty sure he played both offense and defense in high school.  If Texas had a better roster, he's a player that would usually redshirt their freshman year (unless they were an early enrollee)

[Starscreacher 179]

7 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

For the first time in a decade, maybe?

2018

[MissingInAction 25,064]

19 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

So has anyone looked at that shovel pass / fumble play again? What was it. In person it looked like a fumble but I was in the north endzone

I was at the 50 yard line in seats an offensive coordinator would want.

It was a shovel pass. The call was correct. 

The refs are still shit sipping cocksuckers. 

Edited November 25, 2022 by MissingInAction

[Not a cat 5,655]

16 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

So has anyone looked at that shovel pass / fumble play again? What was it. In person it looked like a fumble but I was in the north endzone

I'll be the contrarian and say it looked slightly forward on TV. But would have liked a better look via replay.

[gmr548 16,576]

Let’s also celebrate the fact that we asserted our will against two schools that we should dominate that have recently gotten the better of us.  That’s progress.  When Texas is rolling, we should be able To beat Kansas and Baylor and most other schools even when we have an off day, and today wasn’t our best effort but yet we walked away with a W

I don’t think it was that far off from Texas’s best effort, it’s just that the opposing defensive game plans adjusted over the course of the year to make Texas do things it can’t to succeed in the passing game. Decent to good defensively with some lapses and bad situational play; some offensive dumbfuckery and erratic passing passing attack, but ultimately able to make something happen with the running game. I think this game played out more or less in line with what this team is.

[Atticus 3,973]

26 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Baylor took the 2 o-lineman last off season and then won the conference you retarded fuck.

So they're off the team this year, champ? Take your time on that one lil buddy

[NorthLoop 14,195]

7 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I was at the 50 yard line in seats an offensive coordinator would want.

It was a shovel pass. The call was correct. 

The refs are still shit sipping cocksuckers. 

Slow mo replay showed it was clearly a fumble.

[gmr548 16,576]

We swept murderer's row... 

Only third time (2017, 2018) that’s been done since 2010.

Edit: Scratch 2013, lost to Baylor.

[HtownHorn 14,678]

14 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

The travesty of that play was that literally ANY OTHER CREW would have called it a fumble on the field. These clowndicks called it an incomplete pass. Also, it was a legit fumble.

Oh, that crew would have called it fumble had it been Texas on offense. Just like with the obvious intentional grounding that landed a yard behind the LOS.

[TexasRenegade 2,435]

Team played well.  We kicked baylors rear up one side of the field and down the other.  

 

PK has done an awesome job.  I am curious if he will have the option of replacing his secondary coaches...with actual coaches?  

 

Ewers did Freshmen things.  He'll improve.