Game Thread Rapists @ Texas 11AM ESPN

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

We aren't even throwing to J-Whitt even when Ewers isn't being a dumb fuck or getting sacked. 

[warhorn8 0]

Yeah, the Big 12 is definitely out to rig a 5-3 vs 4-4 matchup.

It guarantees that K State goes to the championship

[JFKFC 4978]

1 minute ago, BERT said:

Should’ve hit that portal for O Linemen

Fuckin' A right. One of the few intelligent posts on this thread. 

[Dahobbs 18397]

Just now, Macanudo said:

I am absolutely ok with throwing the ball but quick, short stuff is in order.   Has Quinn dumped off to Bijan or Ro out of the backfield?  Nope.  And we continue to have a 25 year old aversion to throwing across the middle.

He hit Keilan out of the backfield for a big play. 

[Gut Wagon 8219]

That amazing first-half pass rush we showed against TCU seems like 30 years ago. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

Could’ve re-hired Strong…

I just shuddered, even though they're not too far apart 

[Nivek 17424]

2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Jesus Christ. Christian Jones is the best run blocker on this team by a wide margin. He will be in the NFL next year. Keep on going.

Is he going to be doing their laundry?  Cause he sucks so badly at pass blocking that nobody in their right mind will take him.  Not even Italy.

[Sgt Hulk 14470]

so call the 3 and out,  bijan off tackle for 2 yards, bijan up the middle for 3 yards and a overthrown 28 yard pass out of bounds 

[Chopper 17450]

nm

Edited November 25, 2022 by Chopper

[Dahobbs 18397]

Just now, Nivek said:

Is he going to be doing their laundry?  Cause he sucks so badly at pass blocking that nobody in their right mind will take him.  Not even Italy.

He hasn't done anything wrong today in pass blocking. What are you talking about?

[dcar00 14995]

to be honest we are lucky we are only down 2.

 

The D could help themselves by getting a 4th down stop

[Bigbend1812 13062]

It’s Mustardson time. 

[Macanudo 13339]

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

He hit Keilan out of the backfield for a big play. 

Ok, so once 

[Hook1997 5525]

9 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Baylors whack rapey ass stupid offense is going to feast on this tired D 4th Q

Need to score a TD on our first drive by any means necessary

Maybe the coaches wakeup and move to man coverage in the second half?  Who I am kidding they haven’t figured out we are terrible at executing zone coverage all season, nothing will change.  

[BrazilHorn 6855]

Is it time to say Gideon not good secondary coach? Seems like his guys are always out of position. 
 

[Kel Varnsen 8749]

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

Is it time to say Gideon not good secondary coach? Seems like his guys are always out of position. 
 

[AUS-97HORN 12057]

kinda tired of our ball runner going down falling forward, with the ball in their gut... and the refs spotting the fucking ball wheRE his knees hit

Edited November 25, 2022 by AUS-97HORN

[Laxtonto 13328]

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

Is it time to say Gideon not good secondary coach? Seems like his guys are always out of position. 
 

Ive been saying that since week 6 or so

[chainsaw 10308]

I must be on acid. I just "saw" a completed pass from Ewers to Worthy in the second half of a college football game.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

Hey, a completed pass to Worthy! Things are looking up, gents! 

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

Is it time to say Gideon not good secondary coach? Seems like his guys are always out of position. 
 

No doubt

[Dahobbs 18397]

Ugh, bijan, just take the 5 yards!!!!

[Auto Driller 2568]

Nothing good happens when we go hurry up.

[Bodowned 893]

Good shit, Ewers. That’ll keep JWhitt in the program. Go ahead and throw him a fucking hospital ball.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

Damn. Whitt took a lick 

[millhouse 2733]

Fuck it, go for it

[Sgt Hulk 14470]

FUck Bijan  sometimes you gotta use your 220lbs and run forward

[Nueces River Rat 5799]

They would review that for targeting if it was us 

[Kel Varnsen 8749]

Just now, Auto Driller said:

Nothing good happens when we go hurry up.

We hurry up and get off the field

[ATXhorn17 1677]

The Big 12 is trying to fuck is out of spite and remove any chance of us going to Arlington. If you can’t see what’s blatantly obvious, I don’t know what to tell you. 
 

Added bonus: If they make it obvious enough, Texas may be more willing to fork over $$$ for an early exit.

[SubliminalHorn 7012]

Lolol

[dcar00 14995]

we are so fucking stupid.

[USNALonghorn 5194]

Could see that coming from a mile away

[Laxtonto 13328]

targeting review?

[Dahobbs 18397]

Fucking sanders....

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

Jesus fucking wept, false start. FFF

[Horn80 6361]

Fucking pathetic 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

Fuck it, run Bijan and go for it 

[millhouse 2733]

Shooting our dicks off 2 min in

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

You dumb mother fuckers. 

[Tex Pete 21511]

Run time off the clock, you idiot!

[Blotto 24044]

7 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

This team is so poorly coached. It’s baffling. 

I agree that its poorly coached. I'm not particularly baffled by it. Texas has been poorly coached the entirety of Sark's tenure. Its amusing that his sycophants expect the bad coaching to disappear once his guys are in place. It wont.

Sark has the best running back in the country....

Better put the game on Quinn's shoulders. 

[Pam Cummings 9885]

Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

They would review that for targeting if it was us 

100%

[dcar00 14995]

well. that'll do it.

[FOXHOUND 1182]

We just love to step on our dicks

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

God damnit, Sanders. Jesus. 

[USNALonghorn 5194]

This team hates consistency 

[Herbie Hancock 7502]

Holy fuck we step on our dicks often and at the worst fucking time.

[SuckitKevin 979]

Show some god damn emotion Sark! Get in somebody’s ass!

[Bodowned 893]

This team could not be more poorly coached.