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[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

Ewers is no Casey Thompson.  

And I'm not sure if that's good or bad.

Bad, Casey was decent before the qb whisper coached him up 

Edited November 25, 2022 by FORTY NINE TO ZERO

[Eastwood 4394]

Why does it seems like Ewers has been on the take almost every game after Bama?

[Zeus 6017]

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

Ewers playing at middle school level. Jeez. Also love the LG having false start. Right next to fucking Football. Jeez. 

Baylor simulated the snap

But you aren't gonna get that call so whatever 

[warhorn8 14]

Why does it always seem like the announcers are sucking the cocks of what ever team we are playing?

[Richter 2257]

As much as I hate to say it.  I’m ready to see Card get a shot.  

[Gidnik 3268]

my lord. quinn is just broken mentally. the game is way too fast for him right now.

[pops 6981]

Ewers looks like he just doesn't give a fuck. 

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Card would’ve gotten sacked for a safety

Advantage:  push

[CurlyDumps 4468]

Has a blitz like that ever not worked? I can’t think of one single time we’ve countered it.

[JFKFC 4878]

Drive starts with a false start. 2 predictable runs and then a 3rd down where our QB is radically unprepared for a blitz.

We need to hire a head coach with knows offense. 

[Gut Wagon 8065]

All arguably due to poor officiating. Baylor should have had to punt from their 34 and never gained a field-position edge on their first "drive." Let's go, D. 

[satyanash 14480]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Card would’ve gotten sacked for a safety

Tell yourself whatever you need to.

[Richter 2257]

Just now, warhorn8 said:

Why does it always seem like the announcers are sucking the cocks of what ever team we are playing?

In this case they brought in the best player ever from our opponent to call the game.

[RPM 26318]

So we all agree, Arch starts next season unless he bails?

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

If Quinn can’t throw a ball with some zip, I’m not sure why we wouldn’t just run it again there. All he does he throw lobs. You can’t do that there. He needs a sense of urgency and needs to throw with zip. This cool as a cucumber, nonchalant throwing is bullshit. 

[Horn80 6114]

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Quinn getting coached up by Sark.

But will it work?

[ztejas 43415]

1 minute ago, BERT said:

And let me guess, he can’t get better next year?? 

I seriously doubt he's better than a true frosh Arch. Even if he improves a lot.

Assuming Arch actually comes here. 

[VaLonghorn99 341]

Big XII zebras are so precise in calling safeties against Texas but when Bama does it against Texas, they turn into blind dumbasses, even after a review. I hate Big XIi, I hope we never play against these losers again.

[gmr548 16576]

Just now, hookemATL said:

This team has zero consistency. Truly maddening. 

Ewers has been pretty consistently bad since Iowa State. They are fine on offense when they can just overpower the opponent (and Sark lets them do it - looking at OSU game), but when that doesn't work the offense is in trouble. Passing game has alot to work on over the offseason.

[MillerEP 30449]

So we all agree, Arch starts next season unless he bails?

100%

[C-Man 27200]

Well, 7-5 is better than 5-7

[BERT 4358]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’ve honestly never seen a qb so bad. Tyrone swoops was way better

Yes you have. 

[DanTheHorn 4921]

Is Ewers sleep walking? That was just stupid.

[Hank_Hill 18799]

Just now, satyanash said:

Tell yourself whatever you need to.

That they both suck? Yea I love it dude

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

All arguably due to poor officiating. Baylor should have had to punt from their 34 and never gained a field-position edge on their first "drive." Let's go, D. 

I guess there are thumb suckers that actually believe shit like this. 

More than some. 

[FOXHOUND 1021]

Does Quinn study at all? Stevie Wonder could see Baylor was coming with some heat. 

[Blackcat00 759]

Rojo missed the blitzer. You clowns blaming Ewers need to understand an assignment on a blitz before blaming the QB 

[Enemy07 288]

Ewers needs to get his head out of his ass. That looked like a I dont give a fuck throw. Something deeper is going on in his head.

[TwiceHorn 31440]

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Card would’ve gotten sacked for a safety

Possibly even fumbled for 6.

[Ghost of Shag 2608]

We have a mentally handicapped quarterback.

[Biff Tannen 45669]

2 minutes ago, Richter said:

As much as I hate to say it.  I’m ready to see Card get a shot.  

 

1 minute ago, Gidnik said:

my lord. quinn is just broken mentally. the game is way too fast for him right now.

YEP

[Nicole44 22059]

If this is what progress looks like (game over game) with Ewers color me uninspired…

you’re supposed to Improve with more reps and snaps and coaching and game time. Not regress when you were as hyped as he was. Incredible. 

[Real Papi 988]

WTF, horrible spot on the bu first down and then come out flat.

 Let’s go TEXAS!

[Neonmoon 38129]

1 minute ago, JFKFC said:

Drive starts with a false start. 2 predictable runs and then a 3rd down where our QB is radically unprepared for a blitz.

We need to hire a head coach with knows offense. 

Seriously. You always tell which team came more prepared. Sark always lays a huge egg because coaching is so hard for him 

[gmr548 16576]

1 minute ago, Richter said:

As much as I hate to say it.  I’m ready to see Card get a shot.  

Sark didn't bench him in games where Texas controlled their own destiny. He isn't benching him in a game where Texas is alive only mathematically.

[Blotto 23492]

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Quinn getting coached up by Sark.

QB whisperer. OC extraordinaire. But its still early in the season, he needs 12 weeks to get everything in place. 

 

[C-Man 27200]

DL was just tackled to the ground. No call

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

takedown holding tackle right in front of the fucking qB.

 

 

no flag of course

[JFKFC 4878]

World Cup game can't start soon enough.

[Fastbreak 3984]

There is a reason Sark averages 7 wins as a head coach.

What you talking bout averages?

[LTtxfan 49148]

Alright, all the Horns need to do is get a runner on base and then hit a dinger...

Wait Wut ??? 😋

[BERT 4358]

Just now, ztejas said:

I seriously doubt he's better than a true frosh Arch. Even if he improves a lot.

Assuming Arch actually comes here. 

The doom and gloom around here is hilarious. But hey, keep it up, seems to be working for y’all. 

[Dahobbs 17529]

Is Jamison hurt? Why is Brooks in so early?

[CurlyDumps 4468]

2 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

Why does it seems like Ewers has been on the take almost every game after Bama?

Because he’s a bigger bust than Garrett Gilbert.

[austintiger 111]

Sark the qb whisperer lol. Not even capable of playing the best quarterback on the team right now

[Bodowned 709]

It would sure be great if these QBs didn’t get 3+ seconds of a perfect pocket on every drop back. You can’t expect the secondary to subdue them for that long.

[Biff Tannen 45669]

Baylor literally held on all 3 plays there.

[RPM 26318]

2 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

my lord. quinn is just broken mentally. the game is way too fast for him right now.

But he coulda thrown a football over them mountains.

[Burt Macklin 19020]

Ovie is horrible. No pass rush and gets blown up on the third down run. 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

So how are we winning by 8.5 points today?  Do we have that many defensive scores in us?