Boots: Over the jeans, or under the jeans?

[Rimbo 26038]

[Parliament 14283]

Is this a serious question?  

[George 493]

Are you a chick or working knee deep in muck? 

[freyguy 4284]

[cactusflinthead 27601]

You mean like this?

[52-80 19224]

[Surly Bevo 25123]

2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Notice the chick legs vs the dude legs....there's your answer.  

[Deej 76885]

Boots over the jeans if you like dick, otherwise, jeans over the boots. 

 

 

[conVINCEd 21469]

This might be the dumbest thing ever posted on this site.

[Hefeweizen 5328]

Where is the option for I don’t wear Cowboy boots?  I’m rocking my Birkenstock sandals with black socks and cargo shorts.

[Macanudo 13007]

The OP is a 9 year old boy.

[CooterBrown 18022]

If you’re wearing starched wranglers, you might as well go full flaming gay and tuck em in.

[Deej 76885]

31 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

Where is the option for I don’t wear Cowboy boots?  I’m rocking my Birkenstock sandals with black socks and cargo shorts.

Found the Immamac sock. (No pun intended.)

[Red Five 40880]

Yeah, if you're Superman I guess.

[PRONG HORN 3150]

 

 

[deadshank 24653]

Jeans over the boots.  If it’s muddy out then inseam side of jeans in boots and outside of jeans leg outside boots.  
 

Never all jeans let in boots unless you’re a chick or aggy.  
 

Notable exception: snake boots   Jeans legs completely inside boot throats. 

Edited November 26, 2022 by deadshank

[Pato del Muerto 52557]

Tha fuck?

[Parliament 14283]

And how do I neg rep a poll post?

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

[Sbbruin 21866]

14 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

Where is the option for I don’t wear Cowboy boots?  I’m rocking my Birkenstock sandals with black socks and cargo shorts.

Is your name Hans?

[Celery Man 20991]

[TexasHooch 5125]

It depends on the boot

Cowboy Boots:

 

Slickers:

 

[Hefeweizen 5328]

Third answer needed; boot in your ass.

[TwiceHorn 31520]

20 hours ago, deadshank said:

Jeans over the boots.  If it’s muddy out then inseam side of jeans in boots and outside of jeans leg outside boots.  

Yeah, one of the uniquely cool features of western boots that you can catch your pants on the scallop and hold them out of the muck if need be.

Edited November 27, 2022 by TwiceHorn

[HRSchenker 2271]

Wearing boots over the jeans is for women and non-southerners of both genders.

[Telegraph_it 3359]

The only time boots over jeans, or when wearing shorts, is when you are goofin’ new boot goofin’
 

[Gil Bang 25990]

 

[Gil Bang 25990]

 

 

 

 

[fattyflattie 4638]

7 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

The only time boots over jeans, or when wearing shorts, is when you are goofin’ new boot goofin’
 

Also anytime between March and November in rattlesnake country. 

[MeerkatBong 115]

Jeans over Western boots every time.

I do tuck my jeans into my high duck and bean boots, though, as a fashion decision.

I'm not of the persuasion, but if you happen to be, you can tuck your jeans into Timberlands and I hear that is considered fashion forward in certain communities and the Tri-state in general.

 

[Js1 85494]

On 11/27/2022 at 1:06 AM, Hefeweizen said:

Third answer needed; boot in your ass.

It’s the American way 

[52-80 19224]

boot vs pants issue is settled, but what about the hat - beanie or pilgrim?

[Celery Man 20991]

that's actually a surprisingly rough squad once you get to work

[Prepuce of Doom 21100]

3 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

that's actually a surprisingly rough squad once you get to work

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheerleader_effect#:~:text=The cheerleader effect%2C also known,and van Osch et al.

 

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

On 11/26/2022 at 6:29 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, one of the uniquely cool features of western boots that you can catch your pants on the scallop and hold them out of the muck if need be.

 

pos rep emoji for use of "scallop" in sentence in a way that demonstrates understanding of the word's definition.

 

 

[Al_4_ISU 12475]

Unless you're wearing shit kickers whilst in shit, jeans over the boot.

[Kennythetiger 9425]

2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

pos rep emoji for use of "scallop" in sentence in a way that demonstrates understanding of the word's definition.

 

 

I prefer it defined as flash-fried in garlic butter. 

[Celery Man 20991]

[Steel Shank 9430]

Wore shorts and my Redwings yesterday cause it was muddy where I wanted to walk and house shoes weren’t going to cut it.

[deadshank 24653]

31 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Wore shorts and my Redwings yesterday cause it was muddy where I wanted to walk and house shoes weren’t going to cut it.

But you are a fashion icon replete with ensembles that will send designers scurrying back to their studios in New York, LA, Paris and Milan.

We are not like you.

[Steel Shank 9430]

1 hour ago, deadshank said:

But you are a fashion icon replete with ensembles that will send designers scurrying back to their studios in New York, LA, Paris and Milan.

We are not like you.

My wife might disagree.

[Rimbo 26038]

On 11/27/2022 at 10:39 AM, Telegraph_it said:

The only time boots over jeans, or when wearing shorts, is when you are goofin’ new boot goofin’
 

Why am I unsurprised that @Johnny Chimpo +rep'd this?

On 11/28/2022 at 1:07 PM, Celery Man said:

that's actually a surprisingly rough squad once you get to work

At my age, there's not a single one in that lineup whose ass I would not lick, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Rimbo 26038]

also @cabowabo needs to explain his Van Hagar lovin' self

[Longhornstampede 3186]

On 11/29/2022 at 5:42 PM, Rimbo said:

Why am I unsurprised that @Johnny Chimpo +rep'd this?

At my age, there's not a single one in that lineup whose ass I would not lick, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Username, and whatnot.... 

[Longhornstampede 3186]

What in the ever -lovin name of every Kansas City faggot is THIS shit?? 

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4976]

I cuff my jeans that are made for wearing boots if I find myself wearing said jeans with other shoes, mainly so they don't drag the ground in the back. But not while actually wearing boots.

[cabowabo 4507]

On 11/29/2022 at 6:29 PM, Rimbo said:

also @cabowabo needs to explain his Van Hagar lovin' self

I'm a special breed of Cowboy.

[Lou 264]

Not jeans, but

Spoiler

 

i guess you can wear them over, if you really want to.

 

[fattyflattie 4638]

9 hours ago, Lou said:

Not jeans, but

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i guess you can wear them over, if you really want to.

 

Aggy and whatnot but the red head would get it. 

[HamsterHookah 112]

Just watched the full 9 minute video of GnR's November Rain (h/t to Thor Love and Thunder):

Slash leaves the church, cigarette in mouth with shirtless leather jacket, leather straps over denim tucked into cowboy boots and just lays down one of the most beautiful guitar solos ever.

I'll give it a pass if you are a rock star, I guess.