USA World Cup Match 3: Iran

[alincoln 2371]

Iran

GK: Iran league

RB: Iran league

CB: Turkish league

CB: Iran league

LB: Greek league

MF: Greek league

MF: Saudi league

MF: Danish league

FW: Belgian league

FW: Porto

FW: Bayer Leverkusen

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

4 hours ago, Macklemore said:

We are going to fucking win today. Have the same good vibes I had with the Astros winning it all!

Who is “we” in this post?  Since you’re you. 

[Captain Ron 12866]

How long has Fox been waiting to show that clip of Clint?

[Macklemore 2876]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Who is “we” in this post?  Since you’re you. 

The USA dumbass

[Captain Ron 12866]

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Christ why would you even say something like this... 

Because Gergggggggg is likely to do this.

[MoJames 8244]

Oh good. This is a new topic I've never run into.

 

[ztejas 43411]

4 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Because Gergggggggg is likely to do this.

Well let's hope we're winning when he takes too long to make subs. 

Gregg is throwing a solid XI out there. It's up to them to get the W at this point. Put up or shut up time.

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

One of the girls in my first threesome was from Iran.

I just wanted to humblebrag for once.  This is going to be rough watching the game in my classroom w/ my class 

[CurlyDumps 4466]

Let me guess, another full Qatari ref crew?

[twosheds 374]

“The United States does not want to go home”.

What an asinine statement

[ztejas 43411]

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

This is going to be rough watching the game in my classroom w/ my class 

Are your students Iranian?

[InkaUtexas 25859]

2 minutes ago, twosheds said:

“The United States does not want to go home”.

What an asinine statement

Well neither does the Iranian team. At least ours won't be hung up in a square. 

[ztejas 43411]

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Well neither does the Iranian team. At least ours won't be hung up in a square. 

Just our manager. God willing. 

[Knoxtnhorn 5971]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Are your students Iranian?

No.  But I have to watch the most important US game in years without drinking OR cussing.

[Captain Ron 12866]

5 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

One of the girls in my first threesome was from Iran.

I just wanted to humblebrag for once.  This is going to be rough watching the game in my classroom w/ my class 

Sorry kids, today we are learning about ....

 

SOCCER!! Watch this video.

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

5 minutes ago, twosheds said:

“The United States does not want to go home”.

What an asinine statement

Not even for a beer?

[InkaUtexas 25859]

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

No.  But I have to watch the most important US game in years without drinking OR cussing.

If you are teaching any kids over 6 they have heard it. Show the documentary about US Hostages and make this a learning event. 

[pacman 7355]

Making a cb pairing change this late is unusual but gerg needed to eat humble pie as Zimmerman was failing 

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

Sorry kids, today we are learning about ....

 

SOCCER!! Watch this video.

Today we will be learning about Middle East geography, global politics, international relations, nationalism, and group dynamics in a stressful setting. 
 

as you can see here, THAT FIRST TOUCH WAS FUCKING SHIT YOU FUCKING CLUB-FOOTED CUNT. 

[MirrOlure 14759]

I just stopped by to say fuck Iran and send those dirty fuckers back to their shithole home

[Bateshorn 9927]

Some asshat in my office actually scheduled a Zoom for 2 pm today.  Good luck getting anyone's camera on during that.

[Macklemore 2876]

21 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

One of the girls in my first threesome was from Iran.

I just wanted to humblebrag for once.  This is going to be rough watching the game in my classroom w/ my class 

Did your sword cross with the other dude tag teaming. Hahaha.

[Zepol87 9185]

Yea we are having a fucking Town Hall meeting starting at 1pm. Participation is gonna be low and these people are idiots.

[Captain Ron 12866]

Ok - day 5 of COVID is still keeping me out of my new job - not complaining too terribly much. I just might not be as attentive on Teams for the next 2 hours

 

[406W30th 1111]

TIL people on this thread didn't block out their calendar today.

[TexArcher 37762]

COME ON, YOU YANKS!!!

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

[shnsajax 3591]

Some asshat in my office actually scheduled a Zoom for 2 pm today.  Good luck getting anyone's camera on during that.

Exact same for me.

[NoName 16350]

what's the general thought on Gio? Not healthy enough? GGG is just shitty?

why do we still not have a mostly set starting 11 3 games into group play? WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?!

[Captain Ron 12866]

Pulisic needed to pass that. Sargent got wide and open.

[NorthLoop 14181]

Just now, Captain Ron said:

Pulisic needed to pass that. Sargent got wide and open.

was a goal if he passes it

[ztejas 43411]

What the hell was that Musah...

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 844]

USA! USA! LFG!

[ztejas 43411]

3 minutes ago, NoName said:

why do we still not have a mostly set starting 11 3 games into group play?

Huh? There's only been like one change in each game to the starting 11. 

[NoName 16350]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Huh? There's only been like one change in each game to the starting 11. 

we don't have a set striker (Sargent > Wright > Sargent)

we are messing around with CB pair at the end of the group games.

he's had literally ~4 years to iron this out and yet here we are messing around with 2 super important positions.

[Captain Ron 12866]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Huh? There's only been like one change in each game to the starting 11. 

Dude doesn't know what he's talking about - ignore him.

That was a pretty good possession for the US, had them playing some scramble defense.

[Captain Ron 12866]

Forced a save. A shot on target.

[NoName 16350]

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

Dude doesn't know what he's talking about - ignore him.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Hey a shot on goal.

[pacman 7355]

Fffuuuucccckkkkkk

[Braff Zacklin 13552]

Iran recovers very well. Going to need a moment of true brilliance--or flukish luck--to crack that back line.

[ztejas 43411]

We aren't winning this if we don't quit fucking up in the final third. 

[Captain Ron 12866]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Iran recovers very well. Going to need a moment of true brilliance--or flukish luck--to crack that back line.

They are pretty much going to sit back against us and force us to break them down. If only we had some playmakers that can break down a defense.

[ztejas 43411]

We need to chill the fuck out. Like 5 guys have given the ball away around their box already. 

[PittsburghTiger 6175]

32 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Did your sword cross with the other dude tag teaming. Hahaha.

You mean, in this case, his Scimitar?

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Sigh

[Captain Ron 12866]

So close!  

[ztejas 43411]

Can someone get on the end of a fucking ball please? 

[Horn80 6114]

Don’t see anyone playing with Dempsey’s heart

[ztejas 43411]

Why are we playing like this is our first time playing together. You have CP wide open making a run, McKennie.