USA World Cup Match 3: Iran

[NAVY 6740]

Great Satan wins 

great Satan wins

great Satan wins

!!!!!!!! 

[crash_davis 23103]

wright, hold the fucking ball in the corner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what the fuck is wrong with these players???????????????

[Braff Zacklin 13556]

[blacklab 11926]

holy fuck I thought the ref was walking to the  penalty spot

[4th&Five 41519]

[Dr. Teeth 5843]

[TexArcher 37771]

OMG, I thought he was whistling to point to the spot and I was going to have to light the whole world on fire.

We're through, Yanks!!!

[Anastasis 23464]

Time to up my blood pressure meds. 

[HornPhD 1368]

USA!

[SpiralOut 1813]

Thank fucking goodness that shit is over with.

GGG still sucks huge donkey dick.

If we don't see Gio against the Netherlands, he should be hanged from the tallest tree we can find.

[Captain Ron 12872]

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

Does our coaching staff do anything?

Hate us. Hate strategy. Hate our best players. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

[Dutchrudder 11136]

Haha, fuck you Iran.

[Macklemore 2876]

FUCK YES!!!!

[Deej 76756]

Looking like the Longhorns in the 4th quarter the last half hour. 

[tx 3 putt 76874]

Hell yes !!!

[WBT 20561]

I'm available to console that Iranian lass

[NoName 16351]

oh my god.

[Horn80 6114]

Just now, RamjetFDO said:

Holy crap... I thought he was signaling a penalty

I was scared that ref would fuck us but he didn’t. 

[Billy Pilgrim 1960]

That was an ugly half

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Well it was a win. 

[Deej 76756]

Fuck Iran!

[elfenix 34227]

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

[DigglerontheHoof 21183]

would like to comfort that sexy Iranian fan...

[mdmost 43001]

I guess Iran can cry to FIFA some more about this match and get retroactively added to the knockouts. 

[PittsburghTiger 6175]

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

Great Satan wins 

great Satan wins

great Satan wins

!!!!!!!! 

Oil Futures up $5,000 per barrel. 

[4th&Five 41519]

[HornPhD 1368]

[TXSG8R 3362]

Hey reporters, how about you dig two feet into GGGs ass about not playing Reyna. Make that fucker walk out of the presser. There’s NOTHING that Haji brought into the game that Reyna couldn’t do late. Him and Aaronson up top would have netted us another goal in those 2v2s at the end. 

[crash_davis 23103]

motherfucking painful to watch. it should not have been that close. the players lost the fucking minds. stupid bullshit. 

[shadow_operative 15932]

holy shit what a sweat. completely nerve wracking. but fuck it, we did it! bring on the dutch!! 

[ztejas 43414]

I don't think it went to VAR because even though he wasn't offsides on the 2nd pass he was on the 1st and influenced the play too much. 

 

 

And can we give Zimmerman some props? Dude had like 6 headers out of the box after coming in. 

[Sbbruin 21830]

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

[Captain Ron 12872]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 minute ago, shadow_operative said:

we did it! bring on the dutch!! 

[ztejas 43414]

Tyler Adams wants to run it back. 

His fitness is insane. Musah needs to get on that workout plan. 

[shadow_operative 15932]

the play of some of our subs was shocking. worse than i feared it would be. they were amateurish, skittish, and just a net negative overall. zimmerman did his thing though. please baby jesus let us have a 2-3 goal lead before we make any subs vs the netherlands. 🙏🏼 

[DanTheHorn 4919]

The USA still frustrates me when it comes to soccer and code of honor. Taking it to the corner killing time and flopping pretending to be fouled in the corner is how the game is played. So very happy no price was paid for that mistake and bring on the Netherlands.

Edited November 29, 2022 by DanTheHorn

[Firemans4Horn 18036]

Just now, ztejas said:

I don't think it went to VAR because even though he wasn't offsides on the 2nd pass he was on the 1st and influenced the play too much. 

that’s not a thing. Maybe if he was obstructing the goalie but he was outside of the box. 

[Captain Ron 12872]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I don't think it went to VAR because even though he wasn't offsides on the 2nd pass he was on the 1st and influenced the play too much. 

 

 

And can we give Zimmerman some props? Dude had like 6 headers out of the box after coming in. 

He was great. He wasn't facing a Bale or Kane, so he was in his element or game.

[Braff Zacklin 13556]

I'll give Gergg credit for making early subs.

 

However, that credit is immediately debited for using those subs to turtle and give Iran chance after chance for the final 30 minutes. Keeeee-RIST!

Musah left it all on the field. Heroic effort from several guys that shouldn't have been needed if Gergg doesn't pucker.

[jeevsie 3733]

YES!!!

[NoName 16351]

Dempsey with the sick burn on Moore "I saw him putting his hands up saying my bad more than I saw him making good passes"

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Hi ho hi Ho it’s back to I-Ran you go

[WBT 20561]

Lalas and Deuce start the post game calling out Shaq and Wright.  Love it.

[Firemans4Horn 18036]

In what fucking world are Haji Wright and Shaq Moore getting World Cup minutes? They looked like they won a Dr Pepper throw a football through an inflatable bottle contest and the prize was to play for the USMNT. 
 

glad we’re through. 

[WBT 20561]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Tyler Adams wants to run it back. 

His fitness is insane. Musah needs to get on that workout plan. 

They might be doping at Leeds.  Adams and AAron can both run all day.