2023 Texas Coaching and Support Staff Thread

[hookemATL 11610]

Jackie Daytona

[Getafix 28416]

 

CTJ?

 

 

 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

8 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Jackie Daytona

Normal human offensive special assistant to the head coach. 

[Tex Pete 20179]

11 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Ed Gennero

Gerry DiNardo

[irishtexan 11445]

2 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Normal human offensive special assistant to the head coach. 

*Regular* human special assistant to the head *women's volleyball* coach

[Bigbend1812 12889]

[Pescado_Rojo 19331]

On 1/25/2023 at 9:54 AM, NWAustinDude said:

FCB

That's the face of a man that's going to stop at the nearest convenience store and down a 6er in the parking lot so he can stop the shakes long enough to drive home and start drinking for real. 

[HenryJames 65890]

[Deej 76568]

5 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

stop at the nearest convenience store and down a 6er in the parking lot so he can stop the shakes long enough to drive home and start drinking for real. 

[LTtxfan 48977]

 

[texifornia 56522]

Just now, LTtxfan said:

 

For 2024 kid Gekyle Baker: https://247sports.com/player/gekyle-baker-46134228/

[LCHorn 2585]

Gideon needs to lay off the pancakes…

[HenryJames 65890]

Are you saying he needs to drop a few pounds?

[General Specific 3233]

Has he not dropped them?

[Tex-19 2869]

19 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Of the realistic options, Bryan Harsin would be a good hire. That Boise St./Chris Petersen/Bryan Harsin offense fits a lot of what Sark likes to do. Justin Fuentes also seem solid.

I'd be really surprised by Harsin considering his history here and how he exited Auburn. Agree on Fuente and that GP connection makes it at least somewhat more believable. 

17 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Crazy thought... any chance his Dad (Dirk Koetter) might be the offensive special assistant??

That's an interesting one. Kind of sounds like he's done coaching but maybe joining with his son in a more laidback gig would change that.

[LTtxfan 48977]

5 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

That's an interesting one. Kind of sounds like he's done coaching but maybe joining with his son in a more laidback gig would change that.

Dirk Koetter

Interesting read...

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/former-boise-state-coach-dirk-koetter-is-back-on-the-sideline-at-practice-heres-why/ar-AAVuxmW

Dirk later became interim OC at Boise State this past 2022 season.

https://www.ktvb.com/article/sports/ncaa/ncaaf/boise-state-football/dirk-koetter-on-year-with-boise-state-taylen-green-before-coaching-finale/277-1e00fe0c-1e50-4dbe-a079-849dbdd89173

[BigHornedLurker 1893]

1 hour ago, General Specific said:

Has he not dropped them?

He's let that go years ago 

[LW Goatman 1117]

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

That coach's twitter is very pro Longhorn and adept at pointing out aggy tears.

[Kwix 2186]

 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

On 1/25/2023 at 2:54 PM, closetojumping said:

For the strategic position, the one like Patterson's, it's likely to be a significant college offensive-oriented name between jobs.

We've hired Dirk Koetter's son and dad is between jobs. Also:

 

I don't think Gattis rises to the level of "significant" but that'd be fun

[Hornlover 8824]

16 minutes ago, Kwix said:

 

Played OL at Odessa Permian then at UTEP. Graduated in 2020. Has been on the staff at Permian as an OL Coach and powerlifting coach the last couple years. 

[closetohumping 17401]

1 hour ago, Kwix said:

 

So is this the offensive version of GP or more of a Koetter level hire?

[texifornia 56522]

8 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

So is this the offensive version of GP or more of a Koetter level hire?

More of a "replacing Ray Pickering" kind of hire

[Hookem2147 20932]

13 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

So is this the offensive version of GP or more of a Koetter level hire?

Nick Saban level hire IMVHO

[TheMailBox357 213]

2 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

We've hired Dirk Koetter's son and dad is between jobs. Also:

 

I don't think Gattis rises to the level of "significant" but that'd be fun

I bet Gattis regrets abruptly leaving Michigan after the 2021 season.

[jeevsie 3722]

So you're saying we should call 459-2222?

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

5 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

So you're saying we should call 459-2222?

Real cheese. Real hot. 

[Vito Andolini 9109]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

More of a "replacing Ray Pickering" kind of hire

But about three times as big as Pickering, so you get more coach for the money (but it’s a wash in buffet costs).

[Vito Andolini 9109]

If you’re wondering why his wife is smiling so broadly, those aren’t his keys.

[Lone Star Horn 2010]

19 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

If you’re wondering why his wife is smiling so broadly, those aren’t his keys.

Is she smiling or grimacing from the remembered pain?

 

[Vito Andolini 9109]

22 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

Is she smiling or grimacing from the remembered pain?

 

[tejas60 3527]

ETBF

[brojangles2 781]

On 1/26/2023 at 1:01 PM, LTtxfan said:

 

That pullover fucks. I need that asap. Wonder if that’s a Sark only special. 

[Lou_Sassle 2865]

7 hours ago, brojangles2 said:

That pullover fucks. I need that asap. Wonder if that’s a Sark only special. 

 

[Junior Bonner 6234]

Wrong fucking thread…

Edited January 28, 2023 by Junior Bonner

[closetojumping 62246]

7 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Robertson? 

Who is this “Robertson” character you keep talking about?

[Junior Bonner 6234]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Who is this “Robertson” character you keep talking about?

I’m clearly so invested in him that I don’t know how to spell his fucking name.

[Beer Drinker 596]

12 hours ago, brojangles2 said:

That pullover fucks. I need that asap. Wonder if that’s a Sark only special. 

I think its the skinny jeans with boots that really makes it pop

[hornlife 205]

Other than that horrible sports coat with the odd stripes, Sark presents well and dresses perfect.  He also presents well to the media.  No regards on him representing - dressed right, speaks great to media.  Let's get 10+ wins though. 

[LTtxfan 48977]

3 hours ago, hornlife said:

Other than that horrible sports coat with the odd stripes, Sark presents well and dresses perfect.  He also presents well to the media.  No regards on him representing - dressed right, speaks great to media.  Let's get 10+ wins though. 

Last week recruiting pic...

[Nope 3111]

On 1/27/2023 at 8:58 AM, Ricky's one-hitter said:

We've hired Dirk Koetter's son and dad is between jobs. Also:

 

I don't think Gattis rises to the level of "significant" but that'd be fun

That’s the coach who hooked up with Worthy’s mom

[UDontKnow 10439]

6 minutes ago, Nope said:

That’s the coach who hooked up with Worthy’s mom

So we should hire him to help keep Worthy on the 40 Acres?

[TheMailBox357 213]

On 1/27/2023 at 8:58 AM, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

I don't think Gattis rises to the level of "significant" but that'd be fun

 

59 minutes ago, Nope said:

That’s the coach who hooked up with Worthy’s mom

Wait...WTF??!!  Is that actually a rumor or are you just joking?

[SydneyCarton 47884]

1 hour ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

Wait...WTF??!!  Is that actually a rumor or are you just joking?

I’m sure the truth will be revealed to you on Ketch’s podcast. 

[Nope 3111]

1 hour ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

Wait...WTF??!!  Is that actually a rumor or are you just joking?

It was the leading theory on why he ditched UM at the last minute 

Google “Gattis Worthy mom”

2 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

So we should hire him to help keep Worthy on the 40 Acres?

Nah…it seems to have ended on bad terms 

[BurntOrange&White 39655]

Worthy's mom is nice tho

[Junior Bonner 6234]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Worthy's mom is nice tho

[Butch Had Not 2940]

[TheMailBox357 213]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Worthy's mom is nice tho

I had no idea she was a MILF before today.

[Red Five 40664]