2023 Texas Coaching and Support Staff Thread

[closetojumping 65420]

Listen, we all know that Nick Saban is an actual sociopath, so empathy and integrity aren't things for him. That considered, it would take more than his own interest to get up the nerve to bring Bo Davis back to Alabama. I'm not going to get into specifics, but the likelihood of Davis going back to Bama is like .0001% for a number of reasons, but the biggest one is one that never went public, sent him to the NFL, and if known, would have never gotten him through compliance at Texas.

@OnAComputer and his buddies are either straight up making shit up or they are not talking to people on the Bama end. If they've actually spoken with someone on the Pruitt end that isn't enough here, and they should do a better job with their journalism.

[TheMailBox357 213]

12 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Listening to the Horns247 Recruiting podcast episode from a week & half ago. Roach mentioned that players on the roster wanted Samples to get the WR coaching job.

 

12 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Let’s do what the players want!

 

 

12 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Damn how long you had that in the chamber.

 

12 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

It’s my go-to whenever people start saying we should factor in what current players want

 

11 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Do not listen to what players want. 

 

Don't forget that Colin Johnson & Devin Durveney also wanted Coleman to be promoted to WR Coach after the 2019 season.

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

Lol TFB with more fear mongering to drive clicks. They said he was a shoe in for Billy Napiers staff last offseason. 

[TheMailBox357 213]

8 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Lol TFB with more fear mongering to drive clicks. They said he was a shoe in for Billy Napiers staff last offseason. 

TFB seem to be the least accurate of the UT $9.95ers. I always roll my eyes when they report something new that other UT $9.95ers haven't reported.

[Vertigo 20492]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Listen, we all know that Nick Saban is an actual sociopath, so empathy and integrity aren't things for him. That considered, it would take more than his own interest to get up the nerve to bring Bo Davis back to Alabama. I'm not going to get into specifics, but the likelihood of Davis going back to Bama is like .0001% for a number of reasons, but the biggest one is one that never went public, sent him to the NFL, and if known, would have never gotten him through compliance at Texas.

@OnAComputer and his buddies are either straight up making shit up or they are not talking to people on the Bama end. If they've actually spoken with someone on the Pruitt end that isn't enough here, and they should do a better job with their journalism.

I was wondering about this, I know Davis left Bama under some pretty ambiguous circumstances. Since Davis is making $1 Mil per year now, I am not even sure what the appetite for anyone to hire him away would be if Saban did give the green light. I don't know that Bo has aspirations to be a DC, but it would seem like the only real threat to him being hired away. 

[BornAndRaised 12876]

37 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

TFB seem to be the least accurate of the UT $9.95ers. I always roll my eyes when they report something new that other UT $9.95ers haven't reported.

Its weird because w/r/t coaching changes I feel like they've actually had decent info since Sark came into town. Recruiting wise not so much. Definitely feels like the Bo Davis shit is from the Pruitt side though.

[jeevsie 3789]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

they should do a better job with their journalism.

He said......journalism!!! Oh, my side!

[TexEx15 17947]

So uh what’s the word on the WR coach? Jags season is over so if that’s the move it should be announced soon I imagine.

Edited January 23, 2023 by TexEx15

[texifornia 59015]

15 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

So uh what’s the word on the WR coach? Jags season is over so if that’s the move it should be announced soon I imagine.

That's the word. You're up to date.

[SydneyCarton 49495]

1 hour ago, TheMailBox357 said:

TFB seem to be the least accurate of the UT $9.95ers. I always roll my eyes when they report something new that other UT $9.95ers haven't reported.

The fact that you can even type this, when we all know you can't wait to pop in the very latest Geoff Ketchum podcast, speaks volumes* about you as a person and poster.

Those volumes might be volumes of hot garbage. 

[South Austin 53223]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Those volumes might be volumes of hot garbage. 

Hot garbage can be quite tasty.  And unlike the abomination in places like Cincinnati, they don't try to call it "chili."

Garbage Plate recipe

[SydneyCarton 49495]

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Hot garbage can be quite tasty.  And unlike the abomination in places like Cincinnati, they don't try to call it "chili."

Garbage Plate recipe

If you want to fully take TheMailbox into your mouth, sir, that is your business. No one here is going to kink shame you. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9622]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Hot garbage can be quite tasty.  And unlike the abomination in places like Cincinnati, they don't try to call it "chili."

Garbage Plate recipe

As a resident of the hellhole from which the garbage plate originated, I am qualified to shame you for your wrongness. If you actually ordered a garbage plate at ONT, it's more likely to look like this

People who love garbage plates must enjoy the following:

• Warm, cinnamon-y "meat sauce" co-mingling with a cold base layer of mac salad
• Deciding whether you hate yourself enough to order a two meat plate that includes hot dogs, or stick with the over-dry cheeseburger bodies limply draped over the top
• The aftertaste of raw onion and grease burps

The Red Wings jerseys were pretty neat, though

Spoiler

 

[Zhorn96 1835]

did someone take a shit on those fries?  What the fuck

[South Austin 53223]

1 minute ago, Zhorn96 said:

did someone take a shit on those fries?  What the fuck

I see you've never visited the Steel Shank thread.

[texifornia 59015]

Garbage plates and Skyline chili both taste good. Fight me.

[hook me 2163]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Garbage plates and Skyline chili both taste good. Fight me.

[SydneyCarton 49495]

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Garbage plates and Skyline chili both taste good. Fight me.

Go fuck yourself. This is the RaysBoomBoomRoom of food takes. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9622]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Garbage plates and Skyline chili both taste good. Fight me.

Evil Morty's back

[TexEx15 17947]

55 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That's the word. You're up to date.

Glad I saved that $9.95.

[SydneyCarton 49495]

11 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Evil Morty's back

As someone who just started watching Rick & Morty...I'll have to keep my eyes open for Evil Tex. 

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

As someone who just started watching Rick & Morty...I'll have to keep my eyes open for Evil Tex. 

Odd time to jump in the series given the Roiland accusations but I respect it 

[SydneyCarton 49495]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Odd time to jump in the series given the Roiland accusations but I respect it 

I have zero idea of what trouble either creator has gotten into, although I believe Harmon had plenty of his own accusations in the past. That being said, it's been on my list for awhile, and since they're only 20 minutes seems like an easy thing to plow through. 

Now let me go google and reserve the right to change my fucking mind entirely. 

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

I have zero idea of what trouble either creator has gotten into, although I believe Harmon had plenty of his own accusations in the past. That being said, it's been on my list for awhile, and since they're only 20 minutes seems like an easy thing to plow through. 

Now let me go google and reserve the right to change my fucking mind entirely. 

Lol. All I’m saying is don’t expect any new episodes. Roiland is probably black listed now 

[SydneyCarton 49495]

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Lol. All I’m saying is don’t expect any new episodes. Roiland is probably black listed now 

Oh good, he's a groomer. Peace out. 

 

So, uh, what do yall think about Adventuretime? I've heard good things. 

Edited January 23, 2023 by SydneyCarton

[texifornia 59015]

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Oh good, he's a groomer. Peace out. 

 

So, uh, what do yall think about Adventuretime?

Groomer? No. Woman beater..... probably.

[MuellerHorn 4624]

40 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

As a resident of the hellhole from which the garbage plate originated, I am qualified to shame you for your wrongness. If you actually ordered a garbage plate at ONT, it's more likely to look like this

People who love garbage plates must enjoy the following:

• Warm, cinnamon-y "meat sauce" co-mingling with a cold base layer of mac salad
• Deciding whether you hate yourself enough to order a two meat plate that includes hot dogs, or stick with the over-dry cheeseburger bodies limply draped over the top
• The aftertaste of raw onion and grease burps

The Red Wings jerseys were pretty neat, though

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Shout out to Rochester, NY! My parents grew up in Caledonia. I'm thankful every day that my dad decided to attend law school at Texas and I got to grow up in Austin instead of Western, NY.

[SydneyCarton 49495]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Groomer? No. Woman beater..... probably.

New shit has come to light, sir. 

[texifornia 59015]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

New shit has come to light, sir. 

Oh goddammit. This fucking guy. Now I gotta change my avatar and shit.

[SydneyCarton 49495]

Just now, texifornia said:

Oh goddammit. This fucking guy. Now I gotta change my avatar and shit.

I can't speak for everyone, but that isn't the kind of change I can handle. I hate it when people switch avatars. 

[closetojumping 65420]

19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

New shit has come to light, sir. 

 

17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oh goddammit. This fucking guy. Now I gotta change my avatar and shit.

Man, who would have ever thought that an angry, creative-type dork making obscene and edgy adult cartoons in Hollywood would also probably have a problem with women and depraved sexual instincts. I've been shocked, personally. 

 

[Sabalo 1008]

5 hours ago, nycHorn said:

[Hookem2147 22033]

10 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

He's already the second highest paid DL coach in the country behind Larry Johnson.

[MoJames 8258]

21 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

He's already the second highest paid DL coach in the country behind Larry Johnson.

So we go and get Larry Johnson and fire Davis.

[Sabalo 1008]

20 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

He's already the second highest paid DL coach in the country behind Larry Johnson.

Then he'll probably move up a spot if Saban is seriously looking at him.

[Doc Daneeka 6793]

25 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

He's already the second highest paid DL coach in the country behind Larry Johnson.

Could Texas get the same level of coaching/recruiting with a replacement making Davis’ salary?

[LOHorn 277]

1 hour ago, MuellerHorn said:

Shout out to Rochester, NY! My parents grew up in Caledonia. I'm thankful every day that my dad decided to attend law school at Texas and I got to grow up in Austin instead of Western, NY.

Went to graduate school in Rochester. A garbage plate after a night of waiting tables then drinking was good stuff. 
 

not as great the next day. 

[Chopper 17431]

8 hours ago, closetojumping said:

@OnAComputer and his buddies are either straight up making shit up or they are not talking to people on the Bama end. If they've actually spoken with someone on the Pruitt end that isn't enough here, and they should do a better job with their journalism.

just fwiw @OnAComputer entered the McCombs MBA program so I don't think he has much to do with tfb these days. I could be wrong but I recall seeing his twitter announcement posted somewhere on the recruiting board.

[texifornia 59015]

 

[BornOrange 1441]

May @South Austin be forever damned for bringing the garbage plate to my attention.

Yes, I know this is Surly, but even this site has boundaries. And those boundaries have been violated. Violated worse than his mother has ever experienced.

[closetojumping 65420]

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

just fwiw @OnAComputer entered the McCombs MBA program so I don't think he has much to do with tfb these days. I could be wrong but I recall seeing his twitter announcement posted somewhere on the recruiting board.

Well, see, there’s their problem right there. 

[Tex Pete 21487]

11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Well, see, there’s their problem right there. 

This post needs a “they’re.”

[Wulaw Horn 19595]

21 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

This post needs a “they’re.”

Well see , there’s their problem, they’re missing on a computer. 

[KYHorn 17614]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

This post needs a “they’re.”

Well, see, there's their problem right they're.

[BurntOrange&White 41859]

Has there been anything on the special assistant or WR coach front?

[Austin 39]

Does feel good to worry about losing our coaches to other teams again.  Been a while...

[TheBryMan81 2633]

9 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Oh good, he's a groomer. Peace out. 

 

So, uh, what do yall think about Adventuretime? I've heard good things. 

Adventure time featuring .... You guessed it, Justin Roiland. (Although only in 14 of the almost 300 episodes as something called the Earl of Lemongrab, so, yea just skip the episodes I guess).

[Longhornade 21]

Adventure time featuring .... You guessed it, Justin Roiland. (Although only in 14 of the almost 300 episodes as something called the Earl of Lemongrab, so, yea just skip the episodes I guess).

[SydneyCarton 49495]

10 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Has there been anything on the special assistant or WR coach front?

Yes. Tons of info. So much juicy info.
 

But no one is talking about it here or anywhere online because the entire longhorn netdom enjoys watching you twist in the wind, and we looooove reading all your posts asking obvious questions that my 5 year old can figure out for himself. 

[BurntOrange&White 41859]

13 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yes. Tons of info. So much juicy info.
 

But no one is talking about it here or anywhere online because the entire longhorn netdom enjoys watching you twist in the wind, and we looooove reading all your posts asking obvious questions that my 5 year old can figure out for himself. 

Thank you for the response and with that said how would you rate all this juicy info on a scale of 1 being futreman-eque and 10 being your love affair for CTJ?