2023 Texas Coaching and Support Staff Thread

[Hornlover 8,824]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

.618 all time with 3ffs and a championship 

vs 

.625 all time with 3 ffs and 0 championships. 
 

seems pretty lateral. 

Nobody is questioning whether or not Marquette is a better basketball program than Texas.

They're asking whether Shaka was technically fired or not.

[Cairn Horn88 8,170]

27 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Nobody is questioning whether or not Marquette is a better basketball program than Texas.

They're asking whether Shaka was technically fired or not.

I thought, after losing his last game, he just got in his car and drove away…..never to return….so, whatever you want to call that.

[realgreggym 832]

On 1/31/2023 at 10:42 AM, Codaxx said:

I caught the ON3 video with Wells and Bobby Burton. Wells relayed some comments from Micah Hudson, that I thought was worthy of sharing. Wells said he talked to Micah about meeting the new WR coach. I'll paraphrase "Seems like a genuine guy, he did not come in wearing a cowboy hat and boots".  Doesnt sound like Micah was a Marion fan. 

I don't understand. Who doesn't like a librarian?

[closetohumping 17,401]

Wait people actually believe Shaka left on his own accord?

[Elmer_Fudd 22,109]

Shouldn't have to worry about Bo

 

[LTtxfan 48,970]

12 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Shouldn't have to worry about Bo

 

 

Hope you and CTJ are right...  Bo was DL coach for the DC Kevin Steele at Bama in 2007...

[Vito Andolini 9,109]

I wish I could find it, there’s an awesome photo of Mack at his peak Mackness, and Steele at his peak Cuckness: after the 62-0  blowout of Baylor in ‘99 (I have to clarify the year, since we beat them 62-0 twice), Mack met Steele in the postgame handshake and grabbed the back of Steele’s head and pulled it next to his, whispering sweet “It’ll be oks” in his ear for about, 20 seconds. It was incredibly emasculating. Mack tried that move with a lot of coaches, but many finally resisted it. 

[closetohumping 17,401]

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

I wish I could find it, there’s an awesome photo of Mack at his peak Mackness, and Steele at his peak Cuckness: after the 62-0  blowout of Baylor in ‘99 (I have to clarify the year, since we beat them 62-0 twice), Mack met Steele in the postgame handshake and grabbed the back of Steele’s head and pulled it next to his, whispering sweet “It’ll be oks” in his ear for about, 20 seconds. It was incredibly emasculating. Mack tried that move with a lot of coaches, but many finally resisted it. 

Mack tries to make out with every coach except stoops and manny 

[closetohumping 17,401]

Wait people think Marquette is a better job than Texas?

[Vito Andolini 9,109]

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Mack tries to make out with every coach except stoops and manny 

Diaz is literally one of the coaches I’ve seen give Mack a stiff arm to keep him from the sweet nothings in his ear, he’s seen that bullshit up close and personal.

[closetohumping 17,401]

6 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Diaz is literally one of the coaches I’ve seen give Mack a stiff arm to keep him from the sweet nothings in his ear, he’s seen that bullshit up close and personal.

And it’s basically Mack’s chance to gloat.  “Thought you were hot shit.   You hated me.  How you like dem apples?”

 

mack kind of left manny out to dry.  Talked him into coming back instead of taking the hc job at a florida directional and then fired him as the scape goat midway through the next year

[Bevo 13,527]

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

And it’s basically Mack’s chance to gloat.  “Thought you were hot shit.   You hated me.  How you like dem apples?”

 

mack kind of left manny out to dry.  Talked him into coming back instead of taking the hc job at a florida directional and then fired him as the scape goat midway through the next year

Diaz sucked but lets not relive the past you masochistic fools.

[HornsOverIthaca 2,333]

9 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I thought, after losing his last game, he just got in his car and drove away…..never to return….so, whatever you want to call that.

 

3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Wait people actually believe Shaka left on his own accord?

He drove a Honda Accord...?

[Lou_Sassle 2,865]

47 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

 

He drove a Honda Accord...?

With the money he made at Texas, he probably left of his own Mercedes. 

[closetohumping 17,401]

9 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

 

He drove a Honda Accord...?

It was his Passport to bigger and better things

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

48 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

It was his Passport to bigger and better things

It was so he could Pilot a different program 

[closetohumping 17,401]

21 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

It was so he could Pilot a different program 

What a Civic guy.

[Zhorn96 1,772]

Milwee got pretty far in the Cal OC interview process but I think he got paid to sit tight at Texas?  Not sure of the exact reason but he went from 1 of 2 front runners to bowing out.  That Spavital got fired at Texas State and got the Cal OC job very quickly

[TheContractor 70]

14 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Shouldn't have to worry about Bo

 

until they hire a DL coach , ill be on edge or as some like to say EDGE

[cochamps 1,878]

15 minutes ago, TheContractor said:

until they hire a DL coach , ill be on edge or as some like to say EDGE

Agree, but not sure why Bo would want that job now.  Nick in his 70's and Steele running the D doesn't look more stable than staying.  JMO.

[Vertigo 20,267]

15 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I wish I could find it, there’s an awesome photo of Mack at his peak Mackness, and Steele at his peak Cuckness: after the 62-0  blowout of Baylor in ‘99 (I have to clarify the year, since we beat them 62-0 twice), Mack met Steele in the postgame handshake and grabbed the back of Steele’s head and pulled it next to his, whispering sweet “It’ll be oks” in his ear for about, 20 seconds. It was incredibly emasculating. Mack tried that move with a lot of coaches, but many finally resisted it. 

Mack liked to cuddle after his bukakke.

Edited February 6, 2023 by Vertigo

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

36 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Mack liked to cuddle after his bukakke.

[Tex Pete 20,179]

16 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Wait people actually believe Shaka left on his own accord?

No. He left IN his own Accord. He's a Honda man.

13 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

 

He drove a Honda Accord...?

Dammit.

[UDontKnow 10,439]

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

What a Civic guy.

His life has been nothing short of an Odyssey.

[Enchubben 5,509]

31 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

His life has been nothing short of an Odyssey.

It's tiring trying to pilot through these kind of jokes. 

[BurntOrange&White 39,655]

5 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

It's tiring trying to pilot through these kind of jokes. 

You can always head over the ridgeline of this thread 

[Vertigo 20,267]

47 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You can always head over the ridgeline of this thread 

Can we please not take this joke to infinity?

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

15 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

 

He drove a Honda Accord...?

Weird. I thought I heard someone say that at Marquette he was in his Element. 

[Plorant 798]

29 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Weird. I thought I heard someone say that at Marquette he was in his Element. 

No, it's his Prelude to greatness.

[Reese Bennett 3,605]

12 minutes ago, Plorant said:

No, it's his Prelude to greatness.

Well, at least he can't go all QX50 on us.

(I hate cars named after random numbers and letters.)

[CoachTex 2,618]

17 minutes ago, Plorant said:

No, it's his Prelude to greatness.

But did he need a passport to move to Wisconsin? 

[Tex Pete 20,179]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Can we please not take this joke to infinity?

Cheese, Vertigo. That's not very gouda you. Swiss to another thread if you hate bad jokes.

[tejas60 3,527]

no, just a cheese CR-aVing

[closetohumping 17,401]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Weird. I thought I heard someone say that at Marquette he was in his Element. 

We may have caught a break as I don't think we could've aFORDded his and Chris's buyouts.

[SydneyCarton 47,876]

5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

We may have caught a break as I don't think we could've aFORDded his and Chris's buyouts.

what, you couldn't slip the additional lowercase f in there to at least correctly spell afFORDed? And you're getting spell-checked by ME? 

Also that joke was weak sauce.

Also, I hate all of you fuckers. 

[tejas60 3,527]

37 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Also, I hate all of you fuckers. 

[Scholz 11,933]

19 hours ago, Bevo said:

Diaz sucked but lets not relive the past you masochistic fools.

_iaz

[Scholz 11,933]

My buddy had this shirt and literally burned it.

 

[Viper 12,030]

good it's a hideous shirt

[texifornia 56,519]

9 minutes ago, Viper said:

good it's a hideous shirt

Black and burnt orange: Not even once.

[gmr548 16,512]

It's tiring trying to pilot through these kind of jokes. 

Eventually we’ll run out of models to Fit in.

[General Specific 3,233]

Eventually we’ll run out of models to Fit in.

I don’t think so, maybe in a S2000 more!

[Mother mopar 3,302]

Eventually we’ll run out of models to Fit in.

I usually just Ram it.

[UDontKnow 10,439]

2 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

3 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Eventually we’ll run out of models to Fit in.

I usually just Ram it.

 

Avatar and handle most certainly check out.

[Surgical 68]

3 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Eventually we’ll run out of models to Fit in.

Thanks for the Insight. This thread needed some Clarity.

[campcrunk 2,348]

Me after clicking on the last page of this thread hoping for some kind of news or information

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5,742]

 

[texifornia 56,519]

6 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

Previously at FAMU

https://famuathletics.com/staff-directory/kyndal-perry/260

 

[Wulaw Horn 18,980]

On 2/5/2023 at 6:59 PM, closetohumping said:

And it’s basically Mack’s chance to gloat.  “Thought you were hot shit.   You hated me.  How you like dem apples?”

 

mack kind of left manny out to dry.  Talked him into coming back instead of taking the hc job at a florida directional and then fired him as the scape goat midway through the next year

Don't care, had Gerg. 

[Js1 85,109]

https://247sports.com/college/miami/Article/charlie-strong-not-expected-to-return-to-miami-hurricanes-football-2023-more-204473231/