2023 Texas Coaching and Support Staff Thread

[Davis Lane 6005]

On 2/6/2023 at 2:58 PM, SydneyCarton said:

what, you couldn't slip the additional lowercase f in there to at least correctly spell afFORDed? And you're getting spell-checked by ME? 

Also that joke was weak sauce.

Also, I hate all of you fuckers. 

[LTtxfan 50005]

 

[TheMailBox357 213]

 

 

[cochamps 1885]

7 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

 

Petrino to Georgia, lol.

[texifornia 59016]

1 minute ago, cochamps said:

Petrino to Georgia, lol.

Already hired another mid retread

 

[cochamps 1885]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Already hired another mid retread

 

Lord, I thought Kirby would do more than that.

[Js1 87183]

Ole Stumblin Rumlin to be co-OC for Mike Locksley at Maryland

[Acropora 864]

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Ole Stumblin Rumlin to be co-OC for Mike Locksley at Maryland

Co-OC or just drinking buddy?  I want to see a sitcom staring Rumlin and Locksley, coaches by day, drinking buddies by night.  What shenanigans will they be up to next?  Maybe Herman could be a recurring guest?  I can even see an episode where his girlfriend tries to push him out of a plane while it's in the air.  

I know it's crazy but it just might work....

[Mitch Cumsteen 18963]

Monken to the NFL is exactly the reason that Arch Manning is in Austin right now instead of Athens or Tuscaloosa. 

[TheMailBox357 213]

1 hour ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

[BurntOrange&White 41864]

3 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

 

 

 

What an odd tweet and rational. 

The Steele hire is nothing like a Nick Saban hire has been in the past. 

[SydneyCarton 49504]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What an odd tweet and rational. 

The Steele hire is nothing like a Nick Saban hire has been in the past. 

I assume you mean OTHER than the two times that Nick Saban previously hired Kevin Steele while he was at Alabama?

[BurntOrange&White 41864]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

I assume you mean OTHER than the two times that Nick Saban previously hired Kevin Steele while he was at Alabama?

Yeah but that was then, this is now. Your boy called seemed to call it a "comfort" hire.

[SydneyCarton 49504]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Yeah but that was then, this is now. Your boy called seemed to call it a "comfort" hire.

Yeah. That was the point of the guy's "odd" tweet, as you called it. The rationalization is that these guys are bringing back folks they know and are comfortable with because they think culture is the most important thing in the NIL era. Get it?

[texifornia 59016]

8 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

 

 

 

Lol, nice rationalizing there. Monken is a gifted, creative playcaller. Not to say UGA can't still outtalent everyone in front of them, but Bobo's just a guy.

[BurntOrange&White 41864]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah. That was the point of the guy's "odd" tweet, as you called it. The rationalization is that these guys are bringing back folks they know and are comfortable with because they think culture is the most important thing in the NIL era. Get it?

Kevin Steele and culture don't go well together though. A comfort hire when Saban has generally gone out and hired the best is telling. He struck out with his initial hires as well if I do recall.

Edited February 14, 2023 by BurntOrange&White

[SydneyCarton 49504]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Kevin Steele and culture don't go well together though. A comfort hire when Saban has generally gone out and hired the best is telling. He struck out with his initial hires as well if I do recall.

Kevin Steele and culture seem to go fine together when he's working under Nick Saban, apparently. Enough so that he's hired the guy 3 times now while at Alabama. 

[Teryor 5005]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Kevin Steele and culture seem to go fine together when he's working under Nick Saban, apparently. Enough so that he's hired the guy 3 times now while at Alabama. 

Steele's an absolute players coach and that's the culture he brings. If your coach is willing to help hide an attempted murder weapon from one of his players in Tom Osborne's office you know he's got the respect of his guys.

[Plorant 895]

3 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Monken to the NFL is exactly the reason that Arch Manning is in Austin right now instead of Athens or Tuscaloosa. 

Wtf does Monken leaving Georgia to go back to the NFL have anything to do with Arch not choosing Alabama?

[Mitch Cumsteen 18963]

Just now, Plorant said:

Wtf does Monken leaving Georgia to go back to the NFL have anything to do with Arch not choosing Alabama?

Because the Mannings didn't want to sign him up to any place where they couldn't guarantee who the offensive coordinator would be. Bama has a revolving door at OC just like Georgia. You don't know if you're going to be coached by Kiffin, Sark, Bill O'Brien, or Tommy Rees, or if Nick Saban is going to decide to run the wishbone next year. Same thing with Georgia. You could get coached by Monken. Or Mike fucking Bobo. They knew what exactly what type of QB coaching they were getting with Sark. 

[Vito Andolini 9450]

So, I’ll word it this way: Steve Sarkisian and A.J. Milwee are exactly the reasons that Arch Manning is in Austin right now instead of Athens or Tuscaloosa, along with the immense opportunity and potential earnings the Texas brand offers the Manning family, perhaps the most business savvy family in all of sports.

[TheMailBox357 213]

6 hours ago, Js1 said:

Ole Stumblin Rumlin to be co-OC for Mike Locksley at Maryland

 

6 hours ago, Acropora said:

Co-OC or just drinking buddy?  I want to see a sitcom staring Rumlin and Locksley, coaches by day, drinking buddies by night.  What shenanigans will they be up to next?  Maybe Herman could be a recurring guest?  I can even see an episode where his girlfriend tries to push him out of a plane while it's in the air.  

I know it's crazy but it just might work....

I gotta assume the latter seeing as Sumlin has NEVER been a playcalling OC in his career.

Edited February 15, 2023 by TheMailBox357

[Post Oak 20568]

SPAV! SPAV! SPAV!

[LTtxfan 50005]

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22993]

 

[MIkeHoncho 2022]

I'm not seeing this dude as a deep threat...

[Reese Bennett 3663]

1 hour ago, MIkeHoncho said:

I'm not seeing this dude as a deep threat...

He creates separation through his precise route-running.

[Had Enough 2118]

Wes Welker Jr.

[6th Street 6692]

Deceptively fast

[Vertigo 20496]

I will have you know that is the fastest bank teller I have ever seen.

[Tex Pete 21488]

1 hour ago, MIkeHoncho said:

I'm not seeing this dude as a deep threat...

That's a WR? I thought that was my HS health teacher, Coach Rhonda Brubaker. She liked to go deep...with the volleyball coach.

[closetohumping 17817]

Hello

Edited February 22, 2023 by closetohumping

[Leanderman 2367]

"I'm not seeing this dude as a deep threat..."

I went deep in your mom last night and was a real threat.

[Red Five 41738]

Kind of creepy.

[RollLeft 5090]

5 hours ago, MIkeHoncho said:

I'm not seeing this dude as a deep threat...

Is this the Southern Baptist pederast thread?

[Napoleon 8832]

3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

That's a WR? I thought that was my HS health teacher, Coach Rhonda Brubaker. She liked to go deep...with the volleyball coach.

#DeceptiveLength

[LTtxfan 50005]

Whew... 🤘

 

[MuellerHorn 4624]

4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Whew... 🤘

 

I guess we have one more year.

[closetohumping 17817]

There a reason why Ashley Milwee posted last week on FB that they had to move unexpectedly ?

[ClubWhatever 12308]

47 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

There a reason why Ashley Milwee posted last week on FB that they had to move unexpectedly ?

Because people like to put details of their personal lives on social media to provoke sympathy or envy.  

Edited February 26, 2023 by ClubWhatever

[texifornia 59016]

Staff leaving for big promotions is always a good sign

Also from his Twitter feed - some familiar faces are moving around

 

[SydneyCarton 49504]

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

Staff leaving for big promotions is always a good sign

Only if you can replace them with comparable talent. 

[Tex Pete 21488]

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

Also from his Twitter feed - some familiar faces are moving around

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

Also from his Twitter feed - some familiar faces are moving around

 

 

So Blake conned another coaching staff into giving his kids a two-fer...

[BornAndRaised 12876]

 

[LTtxfan 50005]

Kyle Shanahan  🤘

 

[Fondren & Main 6901]

That’s pretty dope.

[Gil Bang 26240]

 

[Fondren & Main 6901]

[RGBIII 23015]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

I look forward to reflecting on his year here a couple decades down the road and him wearing burnt orange will be akin to Hakeem on the Raptors, Jerry Rice as a seahawk or Emmitt Smith on the Cardinals. Just strange

[Dbeasy 15596]

I think when the history on Patterson is revealed, we will discover he helped the program just enough so that he wouldn’t arouse anger about the fact he was mainly just trying to learn everything he could about offense and NIL at Texas.