USA World Cup Match 4: Netherlands

[tx 3 putt 76,868]

[hookemATL 11,701]

I know that’s a plane but my Stoney brain sees a UFO. 

[ztejas 43,411]

Ordinarily I'd tell @tx 3 putt to quit shitting up the thread with innocuous bullshit but this is different. 

I say everyone post whatever the fuck you want. Go do a line of ketamine. Set your neighbor's porch on fire. Take your pants off in a WalMart. 

We're gonna win this shit tomorrow. 

I'm starting to feel it. Deep down in my Pulisics. 

[ztejas 43,411]

Also Metro Boomin just dropped what I think is the best hip-hop album in I don't know how many years so there's that. 

RIP Takeoff. Go USA. Win it for Take. 

 

[tx 3 putt 76,868]

 

[elfenix 34,223]

8 hours to kick

[Braff Zacklin 13,552]

Can't sleep. Too much on my mind.

To beat the Dutch, the USMNT is gonna need a heaping of Texas swagger ...

Two scoops of old-timey toughness ...

And maybe a dash of luck.

Good night, everyone.

[elfenix 34,223]

how many people are going to exit Richmond Arms at 2 am and just sit down for it to open in the morning?

[ztejas 43,411]

I think we're winning purely because I think this would be a massive deal for our country and nothing but a footnote for a Dutch team that has zero chance at winning this thing. 

[kingkoopa6 8,344]

47 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Also Metro Boomin just dropped what I think is the best hip-hop album in I don't know how many years so there's that. 

RIP Takeoff. Go USA. Win it for Take. 

 

Nah son. $uicideboy$ got the best album 

[kingkoopa6 8,344]

iight. That metro boomin a beast

If I can get a track with him and $rim… 

would

be lit 

[ztejas 43,411]

12 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Nah son. $uicideboy$ got the best album 

 

10 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

iight. That metro boomin a beast

If I can get a track with him and $rim… 

would

be lit 

Bitch check my 2022 

[UTGrad98 2,271]

God damn you guys are some extroverted mother fuckers. Gonna wake up tomorrow and make my usual Saturday morning bacon eggs and cinnamon rolls along with a glorious cup of coffee and watch this with our Christmas tree lights turned on. Can't wait. 

[Bateshorn 9,927]

East Coast Checking in. Up a zero dark thirty to get in a workout before I pick up the tree and we do this thing.  LETS FUCKING GO!!

[kingkoopa6 8,344]

West coast here. I dreamt about not sleeping. I want to sleep but I can’t. So here I am awake.  My feet are cold. 
 

there’s still a hour and a half left on my alarm but I’m itchin for a coffee 

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

Time to bring freedom to the Netherlands,  LFG!

[hpslugga 4,058]

5 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Good night, everyone.

At least post the one with the right commentary…

 

[Trey3216 15,343]

I’m up. About to start cooking bacon, eggs , biscuits & sausage gravy for the 10-15 peopl on their way over to watch the game.  I’m so fucking stoked right now!!!! 
 

Wakey Wakey motherfuckersssssss!!!

 

 

[Bateshorn 9,927]

24 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

At least post the one with the right commentary…

 

[Bateshorn 9,927]

 

[Captain Ron 12,866]

At least post the video with everyone’s reaction. 
 

 

 

[harold 81]

Jesus gets the start

[alincoln 2,371]

[Captain Ron 12,866]

 

[Napoleon 8,660]

1 hour ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Time to bring freedom to the Netherlands,  LFG!

This always brings a chuckle, but I like the idea of bringing freedom to a country that has weed shops, sometimes with shrooms, just out there to visit and then legalized prostitution, probably an 18 years of age drinking limit, if not younger…

Yep, the Dutch need a lesson in FREEDOM!!

That said, this is the weakest Dutch squad I’ve ever seen in any tournament (WC or Euros) and they supposedly have gone full aggy with the flu (probably a smoke screen for players entering the portal) and this is entirely winnable. 

Win this and we have 6 days to rest Sargent’s ankle and Christian’s abs/pelvis whatever. 
 

Vamos !!!

EDIT: Haji shouldn’t have been added to the roster.

Jesús, please make us believers. 🙏

Edited December 3, 2022 by Napoleon

[alincoln 2,371]

Sargent must not be ready to play 90.  

[kingkoopa6 8,344]

Zimmer and Jesus. Fuk it let’s goooooo

[LurkingHorn 1,066]

Let’s go Ferriera!!!

[Horn80 6,114]

Hope USA wins and breaks some Netherlands ribs in the process.

[Hefeweizen 5,310]

I’m here for the gangbang from the left coast!

 

USA!

[Ben Ficus 148]

Let's go!  A special shout out to all the USMNT peeps out there streaming U17 world cup matches and awful Concacaf U20 feeds over the years.  The investment is paying off!

[A-Tex Devil 2,446]

Can’t they give Heineken’s money back today?   

[The Maestro 750]

 

Let Freedom ring!!!

 

 

[hpslugga 4,058]

34 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

This always brings a chuckle, but I like the idea of bringing freedom to a country that has weed shops, sometimes with shrooms, just out there to visit and then legalized prostitution, probably an 18 years of age drinking limit, if not younger…

Yep, the Dutch need a lesson in FREEDOM!!

1:15:30

[SimonBolivar 10,957]

11 minutes ago, Ben Ficus said:

Let's go!  A special shout out to all the USMNT peeps out there streaming U17 world cup matches and awful Concacaf U20 feeds over the years.  The investment is paying off!

All that wasted time finding Rangers feeds in 2017 to watch Emerson Hyndman...oh well.  

[Longboard Horn 40,290]

It's gameday assholes... Netherlands making excuses and running scared. LFG!

USA!

A

[Juicy 725]

You have to be shitting me starting Jesus.

[Dr. Teeth 5,843]

[ztejas 43,411]

Jesus is gonna bag a couple and all of you are going to look like such stupid assholes.

 

Jk. Please give us Reyna at 70'.

[Horn of Gabriel 1,614]

Full disclosure: I’m a soccer dumbass.

I know Netherlands is more highly ranked than US but put this into context: is the Alabama vs Ole Miss? Or Bama vs Old Dominion?

[Captain Ron 12,866]

8 minutes ago, Juicy said:

You have to be shitting me starting Jesus.

If Sargent can’t go, he’s the best next option. Would you want Wright?

[ztejas 43,411]

3 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Full disclosure: I’m a soccer dumbass.

I know Netherlands is more highly ranked than US but put this into context: is the Alabama vs Ole Miss? Or Bama vs Old Dominion?

This is like.... 

Utah vs. Georgia at a neutral site. 

(not that I think the Netherlands is the best team)

Edited December 3, 2022 by ztejas

[SimonBolivar 10,957]

4 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Full disclosure: I’m a soccer dumbass.

I know Netherlands is more highly ranked than US but put this into context: is the Alabama vs Ole Miss? Or Bama vs Old Dominion?

Ole Miss vs Kentucky is probably closer.

Edited December 3, 2022 by SimonBolivar

[A-Tex Devil 2,446]

My 8 year old queried “remind me about the Netherlands”?  I said that’s where Max Verstappen is from (she is a Hamilton fan because, you know, the play).  
 

She said “Fuck Holland! Go USA!”

Edited December 3, 2022 by A-Tex Devil

[ztejas 43,411]

2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Missouri

[SimonBolivar 10,957]

Just now, ztejas said:

I switched it to Kentucky lol

 

Pretty talented and weird, but the majority of thefans are looking forward to other sports

[Captain Ron 12,866]

5 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Ole Miss vs Kentucky is probably closer.

[SimonBolivar 10,957]

Was that CP10 photo shoot done in a Qatari prison?

[ztejas 43,411]

Just now, SimonBolivar said:

Was that CP10 photo shoot done in a Qatari prison?

He's like Jimmer. 

[Horn of Gabriel 1,614]

This is like.... 
Utah vs. Georgia at a neutral site. 
(not that I think the Netherlands is the best team)

Thanks. Utah looked pretty good last night, sooo win confirmed!